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what are some common household items that i can fuck?
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>>18083364
ok i can't get the stupid towel method to work can someone please help me here?

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>>18083476
there used to be tutorial on it but cant find it
but you have to roll it not fold it

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>>18083507
i have been trying to roll it but it's really kind of unstable if you know what i mean

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This entire thread is so bleak

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Best of salt

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>>18083531
ok i kinda got it to work but it's still unfolding itself

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>>18083588
for 2 it just means fold it in half

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>>18083597
you also might want to do it twice

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>>18083597
>fold it in half
why is that important?
>wrap end of glove over it
then i'll have too little depth left to fuck enjoyably

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>>18083610
idk the tutorial said so

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>>18083610
yeah you dont have to but its if you have a big glove

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MUMMA!

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well sadly i don't have any rubber bands but i'm planning on squeezing it between two pillows so it shouldn't be a problem

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>>18083638
Fold the towel lengthwise into quarters so you’re working with a long, thick strip. Place the disposable glove at one end of the towel, leaving the cuff sticking out slightly.

To make setup easier, you can slide a toothpaste tube or another phallic-shaped object inside the glove to help keep the channel open while you roll.

Pro tip: You can also lightly twist the glove before rolling to create subtle internal ridges that influence how it feels inside. A textured condom also works well here.

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yeah this tutorial is better than mine read it OP

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>>18083656
>lengthwise
OH THAT MAKES SENSE

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>showing people how to make diy fleshlights

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method 2, havent heard of it before but try it
+ tips

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yeah now it turned out much better, should've fucking said earlier specifically to fold it along the lengthwise axis since i've been stupidly folding it along the latitudinal axis.

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>>18083726
thats why i said hotdog style
sorry im an amerimutt GEG i kinda fucked that up for you but its how i was taught as a kid.

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>>18083691
why would i try this when I have my eyes on the perfect, a beautiful aluminum device thats made extremely well and has very little to no friction. vape bombs also give the best anal stretching because you see they are a nice round thick piece of material.

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also i think i can use bandages to bind it together so it doesn't unwrap itself, looks like the first aid kid from a taxi once will finally come in handy.

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>>18083750
>using a first aid kit for gooning purposes

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>>18083735
that confused me too because i was thinking to myself "how else would you fold something?"

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unironically an absolute gemerald of a thread, ive learned so much

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>unironically an absolute gemerald of a thread, ive learned so much

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well my gooninator is finished but now i'm no longer horny…

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>>18083750
oh my god i just noticed my ESL, i mean to say the first aid kit i stole from a taxi once*

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>mean to say
MEANT
FUCKING KMS

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Garbage disposal

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>>18082837
Toilet pussyπŸ—Ώ

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im esl and trans if tht matters

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>>18083891
nigger what for

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what's next? you're gonna put it on the 'ki?

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personally i use vegetables. the best veggy for any type of sex is an avocado its got a soft skin and a big seed that makes it fun for any sexual play. the avocado is the easiest sexual object other than you’re bare hands, as it has a hole in the center perfect for a deep experience
there are many household items that we can use in foreplay i was with my boyfriend a little bit and a few of the ones that we used were the bathroom sink soap dispenser, chair and computer keyboard all which was fun

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>>18083924
cados are too small though

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me :3

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>>18083819
GEG nigga put so much work into making a homemade fleshlight he no longer wanted to goon

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someone add this to the wiki happenings page

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me

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Your mail order wife from germany that you bought



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