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no gubby don't blame yourself
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probably on the dark web or something
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Just eat like 500 apple seeds
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sodium nitrite is more effective.
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you can larp cyanide by buying almonds
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why not just od on fent
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>>17964871cant beat a bullet
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also, many people commit suicide by drinking lots of pesticide
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>>17964871is it easy to buy i need something like that
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build an explosive vest and detonate it in a crowd of innocent people for allah
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Just jump from a bridge
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I will do it with paracetamol
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>>17964879Wouldn't it be best to drink some cyanide and then immediately shoot yourself
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>>17964974Do dis except do it in a bank on wall street or something to kill some jews
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>>17964985You will just stay in a hospital for a long time and probably u will he forced to go to therapy or even a physco ward
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>>17964959its easy enough to find, youd need 98% purity nitrite, can be bought from amazon or ebay. its legal to own. remember, sodium nitrite, not sodium nitrate. you need to ingest an antiemetic before ingesting sodium nitrite
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>>17964998this
don't be stupid OP, please.
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>>17965019yeah i need to kill myself u have no idea
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>>17964998I tried cutting myself but that's for faggots and i can't do it, i will probably just try to get a gun since it's the most effective way to do it
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>>17965019he'll try it anyways, better that he feels less pain if he does
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>>17965011an antiemetic is not needed, but it is heavily recommended because you wont die if your body vomits it all out
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>>17965027blud, just suicide Minecraft style. Jump from a tall building and ur head will be crushed and ack
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>>17965034is there something i can buy at a drug store
how painful is it to die from cutting my wrists
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Does anyphono have the CPAP Helium tank image
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>>17965027getting a gun in my shithole is aids
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or just tell us why you wanna kill yourself blud this is an anonymous imageboard and this thread will get slided off
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>>17965043You won't die from cutting your wrists
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>>17965053>>17965059nah it'll get archived
lowk might get some castor bean seeds and eat them
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>>17965043i wouldnt recommend trying to overdose on drugstore medicines.. youd need to do research beforehand on suicide forums
cutting your wrists open is very painful and is also the most unsuccessful suicide method. youd just end up in a hospital. the arteries which you need to actually bleed out and die of are deep below your skin, meaning you cant reach them at all.
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>>17965077Doesn't matter since trannies ack more, useless bait
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jump from the top of a 10 story building, dont forget to bring a water bucket if u decide u wanna live instead mid fall for mlg clutch
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>>17964854 (OP)Just use rope, it doesn't hurt
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>>17965091idk it sounds like it hurts
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>>17965095Never EVER rope, it hurts like hell and you might survive
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>>17965092Water bucket clutch is easy af
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>>17965093that's because niggers instead of killing themselves go into gang violence or drugs
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turn yourself into a nigger baby and get shipped to ghana
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>>17965099Kkekkk and white sissies ACK, you will hang incel loser chud.
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i think one of my uncles has a gun but its old as shit so i might survive
fuck my country why cant i die
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>>17965093Because niggers kill another niggers instead of themselves
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recommend me some good suicide forums they have better advice than ts thread
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>>17965114Sanctioned suicide
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>>17965114sanctioned-suicide net
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>>17964854 (OP)do not buy 8 benzos and do not ingest them
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>>17965095>>17965096>hurtThen you can try asphyxiate in any other way. I literally do this sometimes just for the pleasure…
>you can surviveJust do it at night so you wouldn't be noticed right away. I know that you will lose consciousness first, but after a while, you will suffocate to death
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>>17965126You retarded nigger, the point of roping is to break your neck, not choking to death.
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>>17965120>>17965117>chuds go to tranny websites to ackLMAOOO
Chud = tranny
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>>17965136it can work in both ways. theres long-drop (feet not touching the ground) breaking the neck, and long-drop without breaking the neck.
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>>17965152My point is rope means insta death not choking to death
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>>17965156That's aryan nuherbine
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long-drop that breaks the neck is tedious to do. youd need to find a good anchor point that is high in the air, long durable rope which can be expensive, and also calculate what fall you'd need to break your neck.
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>>17965136Ok I
know about it but for me dying by asphyxiation is the most preferred way 'cuz I have this fetish
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Go out like Robert Bowers
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>>17965168dude i tried to hang myself before and i failed, i don't recommended. I'm literally mentally crippled now and my memories are raped
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>>17965178cucked by the ciabulls
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>>17965058Don't, some people unironically survived that, don't attempt
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>>17965181no retard you dont jump infront at the train station you jump at infront at a railway
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>>17965187You can die easily from it if you aren't a retard and know where to aim
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>>17965178Then you not dedicated to it and never actually wanted to ack yourself
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>>>>17965168
>>dude i tried to hang myself before and i failed, i don't recommended. I'm literally mentally crippled now and my memories are raped
>mods approve a attempted suicide attempt from a child
>Muh dnb
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>Really, soyteen? killing yourself? Join the army instead!
> I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.
> I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.
> I know what you're probably thinking. Military is war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.
> It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.
> And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.
> Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.
> If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.
>When you think about it, iran is basically the jarty. Now hear me out: Iranians are brown, and iran's age of consent is 13. (DOCTOOSSS) Be an aryan warrior, and fight for the USA and the sharty. Join today: goarmy.com
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>>17965213what bullets do you think they were using
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>>going to the train station and waiting for a train then jumping right in front of it
You atleast want the train to be at full speed so you actually dont have a chance of surviving, so jumping off a train platform to a train thats slowing down is retarded
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>>17965207I'm a retarded loser that i even failed a suicide attempt
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>>17965213they became still lives from the hit movie backrooms
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Kill yourself wh*ieboy, we don't your kind on eartg.
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>>17965214a sizeable portion of 'teens are on the spectrum which automatically disqualifies them from the army (at least in muttland)
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press esc press r press enter
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>getting shot with a bunch of crossbow bolts cuz you crossed into the illager territory armed with a loaded crossbow of yourself
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>>17965246Why did he kill the white woman if he's a racist bigot
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>>17965163the minecraft girls lowkey sisas thoeughie
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>>17965261Because he's a retard
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>>17965261She probably has sex with blacks
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>>17965279So? That's aryan shemmycuck
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>>17964854 (OP)can you suicide bomb a mosque instead
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>>17965284This but with a synagogue
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>>17965295Go back to Indonesia.
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>>17965295Hitler married a 17 year old when he was 40
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heil hitler
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>trying to stick ur dick in the warden and getting pummeled to death