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>>17965136Ok I
know about it but for me dying by asphyxiation is the most preferred way 'cuz I have this fetish
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Go out like Robert Bowers
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>>17965168dude i tried to hang myself before and i failed, i don't recommended. I'm literally mentally crippled now and my memories are raped
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>>17965178cucked by the ciabulls
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>>17965058Don't, some people unironically survived that, don't attempt
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>>17965181no retard you dont jump infront at the train station you jump at infront at a railway
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>>17965187You can die easily from it if you aren't a retard and know where to aim
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>>17965178Then you not dedicated to it and never actually wanted to ack yourself
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>>dude i tried to hang myself before and i failed, i don't recommended. I'm literally mentally crippled now and my memories are raped
>mods approve a attempted suicide attempt from a child
>Muh dnb
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>Really, soyteen? killing yourself? Join the army instead!
> I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.
> I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.
> I know what you're probably thinking. Military is war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.
> It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.
> And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.
> Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.
> If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.
>When you think about it, iran is basically the jarty. Now hear me out: Iranians are brown, and iran's age of consent is 13. (DOCTOOSSS) Be an aryan warrior, and fight for the USA and the sharty. Join today: goarmy.com
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>>17965213what bullets do you think they were using
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>>going to the train station and waiting for a train then jumping right in front of it
You atleast want the train to be at full speed so you actually dont have a chance of surviving, so jumping off a train platform to a train thats slowing down is retarded
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>>17965207I'm a retarded loser that i even failed a suicide attempt
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>>17965213they became still lives from the hit movie backrooms
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Kill yourself wh*ieboy, we don't your kind on eartg.
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>>17965214a sizeable portion of 'teens are on the spectrum which automatically disqualifies them from the army (at least in muttland)
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press esc press r press enter
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>getting shot with a bunch of crossbow bolts cuz you crossed into the illager territory armed with a loaded crossbow of yourself
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>>17965246Why did he kill the white woman if he's a racist bigot
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>>17965163the minecraft girls lowkey sisas thoeughie
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>>17965261Because he's a retard
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>>17965261She probably has sex with blacks
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>>17965279So? That's aryan shemmycuck
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>>17964854 (OP)can you suicide bomb a mosque instead
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>>17965284This but with a synagogue
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>>17965295Go back to Indonesia.
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>>17965295Hitler married a 17 year old when he was 40
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heil hitler
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>trying to stick ur dick in the warden and getting pummeled to death