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im white
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No. Go down
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sometimes I dream about cheese
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im brown
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no
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SAGE THIS SHIT!
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>>17822579Yo that quote from my favorite game
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i watch the nfl
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infinite reppy farm
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>>17822594Sage deez nuts nigger
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>>17822594dont, sooner or later a nusoi will admit to eating his own shit
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i have eaten my own shit
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>>17822609I have swallowed my own cum
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>>17822616something something tom pearl
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>>17822622thats normal doebeit, ive tasted it after busting before, also i came on my own face once whilst jerking off (on accident)
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Confession: I failed a test in high school. Shocker!
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i forgot my arrow
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>>17822622erybaldi has done this nusoi
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KYS faggot
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i got bottom surgery so i could feel like a real woman
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>>17822668
nusoi…
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i cummed in my girlfriend's panties
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I am not trans or gay. I am actually completely straight and still use the sharty.
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>>17822571 (OP)okay
I actually enjoy (some) troonslop like tcoaal or boyfantasy (its music) I dont actually listen to it but I do think it sounds nice
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>>17822676What did nuswaboba say?
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i use /asp/
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GIGGERS…
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Im a jartycuck
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i like foids
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>>>17822571 (OP)
>okay
>I actually enjoy (some) troonslop like tcoaal or boyfantasy (its music) I dont actually listen to it but I do think it sounds nice
NUSOIS NOT LIKE THIS…
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>>17822701he goons to swinny 'p captcha
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i jerked off to astofo
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>>17822700Oh alright. I thought the MPA was going to present some bait image
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>>17822700everyone enjoys troonslop to a degree
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im india
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>>17822750oh my fucking god nigger
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I wish I was a woman
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>>17822721niggas will judge me for ts and then proceed to admit to jerking off to some obscure gay or weird porn in the same thread SMH
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>>17822750were they cacas??
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>>17822750this is really bad
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>>17822770they were my age
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>>17822750your gonna have to tell us more nigger
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>>17822750
How long ago was this
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>>17822770You fucking nigger don't ask anything
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'p nigger got raped
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i keep screaming for no reason please help
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>>17822818a janny deleted it
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im not banned doe
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>>17822792like a year ago
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>>17822824No please I dont want faggots IP jumping in VPNs
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>>17822830please help it keeps getting worse
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>>17822832That's a 'pasta. Be more original
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>>17822840So unless youre a caca they were 17 which is still bad
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I in the
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I browse Crystal.cafe and lolcow.farm with a vibrator in my ass while GOONING. I enter threads about any topic at all - crocheting, husbandos, hornyposting, advice, horoscopes, I GOON to it. The topic doesn't matter. What matter is the real HUMAN connection, to a real life WOMAN, behind the screen. I find a certain glee in knowing that with every stroke of my greasy pungent cock the foid on the other end is enjoying her little feminist board, blissfully unaware that I'm shaking in wretched pleasure to her. I wonder how she'd feel? If she could see me like this, if I could force a vision of myself in my current state into her brain, her watching me GOON my aching prostate and spew my seed onto an innocuous photo she posted of the Percy Jackson book she just bought which just happened to contain her oh-so-delectable supple hands. In terms of cum tributes, my favorite subject would have to be the drawings from the 'draw yourself' threads. For each one of those threads, I print out a handful of about 8 of the cutes 'fe sweetheart' self-portraits and make it my mission every day to cum at least once on each. It's those little goals that you set for yourself daily that make life really enjoyable. I consider it a sort of magic, a la voodoo or Law of Attraction.. I like to think that at some point after I've done my deed, the girl will feel a faint sinking disgust, a stifling cold sweat that she can't explain, and think of me. I make my own messages in these boards, too. They're quickly deleted, of course: They reply "Moid!" "Creep!" "Incel!" "Loser!". Every one of these insults only serve to make my erection harder. This passionate attention from my lovely 'fe goddesses simply makes my dick diamond. Every time I'm banned, I punish myself by ratcheting my ass-vibrator to the highest setting for the rest of the day. I curl up into a ball, moaning and crying, imagining that my lovely GODDESSES are above me clad in leather, whipping me for being such a naughty boy, and for being a filthy MOID PIG. I want to savor every last bit of their impotent rage, knowing that I've violated them and there's nothing they can do about it. Knowing that my very loathsome corrupting presence has completely RUINED their beloved TERF board. Even if one of my precious cafe babes gets a boyfriend, as many of them have, they will always feel a knot in their stomach when they realize that I'm GOONING to their posts every day, and their poor boyfriend is getting metaphysically cucked by a fat sweaty loser. And I do mean every day - I don't forget a single one of my goddesses. I have detailed files which i have written one-handed about the posting habits and defining features of over 30 women, and I track their new posts regularly. I make sure I at least cum to one of their posts every week. It's a tough thing to keep up, but I wouldn't want any one of them to get jealous of the other. My darlings loathe and fear me, but they will learn to love me one day. I love you, Crystal.cafe babes! I LOVE YOU!
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i enjoy eating sardines
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>>17822862thats not even a 'pasta geg i just made it up
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>I browse Crystal.cafe and lolcow.farm with a vibrator in my ass while GOONING. I enter threads about any topic at all - crocheting, husbandos, hornyposting, advice, horoscopes, I GOON to it. The topic doesn't matter. What matter is the real HUMAN connection, to a real life WOMAN, behind the screen. I find a certain glee in knowing that with every stroke of my greasy pungent cock the foid on the other end is enjoying her little feminist board, blissfully unaware that I'm shaking in wretched pleasure to her. I wonder how she'd feel? If she could see me like this, if I could force a vision of myself in my current state into her brain, her watching me GOON my aching prostate and spew my seed onto an innocuous photo she posted of the Percy Jackson book she just bought which just happened to contain her oh-so-delectable supple hands. In terms of cum tributes, my favorite subject would have to be the drawings from the 'draw yourself' threads. For each one of those threads, I print out a handful of about 8 of the cutes 'fe sweetheart' self-portraits and make it my mission every day to cum at least once on each. It's those little goals that you set for yourself daily that make life really enjoyable. I consider it a sort of magic, a la voodoo or Law of Attraction.. I like to think that at some point after I've done my deed, the girl will feel a faint sinking disgust, a stifling cold sweat that she can't explain, and think of me. I make my own messages in these boards, too. They're quickly deleted, of course: They reply "Moid!" "Creep!" "Incel!" "Loser!". Every one of these insults only serve to make my erection harder. This passionate attention from my lovely 'fe goddesses simply makes my dick diamond. Every time I'm banned, I punish myself by ratcheting my ass-vibrator to the highest setting for the rest of the day. I curl up into a ball, moaning and crying, imagining that my lovely GODDESSES are above me clad in leather, whipping me for being such a naughty boy, and for being a filthy MOID PIG. I want to savor every last bit of their impotent rage, knowing that I've violated them and there's nothing they can do about it. Knowing that my very loathsome corrupting presence has completely RUINED their beloved TERF board. Even if one of my precious cafe babes gets a boyfriend, as many of them have, they will always feel a knot in their stomach when they realize that I'm GOONING to their posts every day, and their poor boyfriend is getting metaphysically cucked by a fat sweaty loser. And I do mean every day - I don't forget a single one of my goddesses. I have detailed files which i have written one-handed about the posting habits and defining features of over 30 women, and I track their new posts regularly. I make sure I at least cum to one of their posts every week. It's a tough thing to keep up, but I wouldn't want any one of them to get jealous of the other. My darlings loathe and fear me, but they will learn to love me one day. I love you, Crystal.cafe babes! I LOVE YOU!
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>I browse Crystal.cafe and lolcow.farm with a vibrator in my ass while GOONING. I enter threads about any topic at all - crocheting, husbandos, hornyposting, advice, horoscopes, I GOON to it. The topic doesn't matter. What matter is the real HUMAN connection, to a real life WOMAN, behind the screen. I find a certain glee in knowing that with every stroke of my greasy pungent cock the foid on the other end is enjoying her little feminist board, blissfully unaware that I'm shaking in wretched pleasure to her. I wonder how she'd feel? If she could see me like this, if I could force a vision of myself in my current state into her brain, her watching me GOON my aching prostate and spew my seed onto an innocuous photo she posted of the Percy Jackson book she just bought which just happened to contain her oh-so-delectable supple hands. In terms of cum tributes, my favorite subject would have to be the drawings from the 'draw yourself' threads. For each one of those threads, I print out a handful of about 8 of the cutes 'fe sweetheart' self-portraits and make it my mission every day to cum at least once on each. It's those little goals that you set for yourself daily that make life really enjoyable. I consider it a sort of magic, a la voodoo or Law of Attraction.. I like to think that at some point after I've done my deed, the girl will feel a faint sinking disgust, a stifling cold sweat that she can't explain, and think of me. I make my own messages in these boards, too. They're quickly deleted, of course: They reply "Moid!" "Creep!" "Incel!" "Loser!". Every one of these insults only serve to make my erection harder. This passionate attention from my lovely 'fe goddesses simply makes my dick diamond. Every time I'm banned, I punish myself by ratcheting my ass-vibrator to the highest setting for the rest of the day. I curl up into a ball, moaning and crying, imagining that my lovely GODDESSES are above me clad in leather, whipping me for being such a naughty boy, and for being a filthy MOID PIG. I want to savor every last bit of their impotent rage, knowing that I've violated them and there's nothing they can do about it. Knowing that my very loathsome corrupting presence has completely RUINED their beloved TERF board. Even if one of my precious cafe babes gets a boyfriend, as many of them have, they will always feel a knot in their stomach when they realize that I'm GOONING to their posts every day, and their poor boyfriend is getting metaphysically cucked by a fat sweaty loser. And I do mean every day - I don't forget a single one of my goddesses. I have detailed files which i have written one-handed about the posting habits and defining features of over 30 women, and I track their new posts regularly. I make sure I at least cum to one of their posts every week. It's a tough thing to keep up, but I wouldn't want any one of them to get jealous of the other. My darlings loathe and fear me, but they will learn to love me one day. I love you, Crystal.cafe babes! I LOVE YOU!
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this shit eats away at my brain, every waking moment, i would sacrifice so much to go back to this time, with my current intellect, stopping myself from ever doing this. i was such a retard at the time but i need to get it off my chest
I sexually harassed a girl on the bus.
It was a few years back, i had been watching those redpill videos where your just told to cold approach as many women as possible, i wanted to try it so bad, but im a naturally nervous person. Anyways, i was on the bus, and there was this really cute, semi-chubby alt girl sat opposite me. Looking back at it, we probably had nothing in common besides autism. But she was still gorgeous to me anyways.
My first mistake was getting out of my seat to sit next to her. She was probably uncomfortable but i didnt think of it that way at the time. I sat there for a solid minute, before i just said "Hi" to her, she was looking forward but she said hi back. i then complimented her hair and outfit, she definitely knew what i was up to, she was still looking forward but she just said "thanks". I already felt like this was a win, and at this point, i started getting really hard. My first mistake was putting my hand down my pants to tuck my penis into my waistband, she 100% saw that, and even if she didnt, she probably noticed my bulge anyways.
This is the part where it gets really bad: I put a hand into my pocket, grabbed my cock through it and started jerking off, i tried to be stealthy but it was way too obvious. I started looking at her , she immediately got up and straight up just shouted "Help" in this semi-shouting voice, my other mistake was not getting off the bus immediately and running away. Pretty much everyone was looking at this point, but i followed her, stood near her and told her shes beautiful, and if i could have any social media of hers. She sidestepped away from me and shouted help again, by this point i stopped and started panicking, i still had my hand in my pocket throughout the entire thing, and it was obvious i was trying to subtly jerk off. there were multiple guys bigger than me and one of them just said out "what are you doing". couldnt even speak, just started pressing the stop button, i saw people getting out of their seats moving towards me and my heart was in my fucking stomach, i started shouting but i could barely speak i was so petrified, people were out of their seats and looking at me, we were like a whole 40 seconds away from the next stop, and i just tried to keep shouting, barely could, but i started speaking saying "i didnt do anything", quite a few people were confused, some looked angry, the girl was just standing there petrified, then she turned around and said to some woman "he was touching himself", felt my heart somehow drop for a second time, at this point i unironically started crying, i just kept saying "i didnt". some woman shouted out "fucking vile", at this point we reached a stop, immediately got out the bus and just started running, i think i ran over a mile, not even in the direction of my house, in the end i was quite a way away, i walked the entire thing back and never told anyone, its been eating at me for 2 years now and i still cry about it, i just had to post it here, it needs to go someway or the other.
what do i even do?
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>I browse Crystal.cafe and lolcow.farm with a vibrator in my ass while GOONING. I enter threads about any topic at all - crocheting, husbandos, hornyposting, advice, horoscopes, I GOON to it. The topic doesn't matter. What matter is the real HUMAN connection, to a real life WOMAN, behind the screen. I find a certain glee in knowing that with every stroke of my greasy pungent cock the foid on the other end is enjoying her little feminist board, blissfully unaware that I'm shaking in wretched pleasure to her. I wonder how she'd feel? If she could see me like this, if I could force a vision of myself in my current state into her brain, her watching me GOON my aching prostate and spew my seed onto an innocuous photo she posted of the Percy Jackson book she just bought which just happened to contain her oh-so-delectable supple hands. In terms of cum tributes, my favorite subject would have to be the drawings from the 'draw yourself' threads. For each one of those threads, I print out a handful of about 8 of the cutes 'fe sweetheart' self-portraits and make it my mission every day to cum at least once on each. It's those little goals that you set for yourself daily that make life really enjoyable. I consider it a sort of magic, a la voodoo or Law of Attraction.. I like to think that at some point after I've done my deed, the girl will feel a faint sinking disgust, a stifling cold sweat that she can't explain, and think of me. I make my own messages in these boards, too. They're quickly deleted, of course: They reply "Moid!" "Creep!" "Incel!" "Loser!". Every one of these insults only serve to make my erection harder. This passionate attention from my lovely 'fe goddesses simply makes my dick diamond. Every time I'm banned, I punish myself by ratcheting my ass-vibrator to the highest setting for the rest of the day. I curl up into a ball, moaning and crying, imagining that my lovely GODDESSES are above me clad in leather, whipping me for being such a naughty boy, and for being a filthy MOID PIG. I want to savor every last bit of their impotent rage, knowing that I've violated them and there's nothing they can do about it. Knowing that my very loathsome corrupting presence has completely RUINED their beloved TERF board. Even if one of my precious cafe babes gets a boyfriend, as many of them have, they will always feel a knot in their stomach when they realize that I'm GOONING to their posts every day, and their poor boyfriend is getting metaphysically cucked by a fat sweaty loser. And I do mean every day - I don't forget a single one of my goddesses. I have detailed files which i have written one-handed about the posting habits and defining features of over 30 women, and I track their new posts regularly. I make sure I at least cum to one of their posts every week. It's a tough thing to keep up, but I wouldn't want any one of them to get jealous of the other. My darlings loathe and fear me, but they will learn to love me one day. I love you, Crystal.cafe babes! I LOVE YOU!
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i keep getting rejected by women
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My 17 year old son Nate, who is on the spectrum, had his phone out at a family dinner, and I told him that he couldn’t use his phone at the table. He told me that I was a “raisinskin t50 swarthoid” and that I “wasn’t getting into hyperborea”. He also kept talking about someone named Cobson, and he called me an “ESL FNF Jartycuck”, whatever that is supposed to mean. Does anyone on Reddit know the meaning of these words?
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i raped OP yesterday
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i have a job
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first serious confession, but i find women crying hot, not in a sadistic way, in a way where i can comfort them and cuddle them.
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>>17822990op is a jobless nigger
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When I was 15 I ate one of those buttermilk crispy chickens from Mcdonalds while on a trip to the store with my mom. she went inside while I sat in the car. my stomach immediately started hurting and I had to shit really bad. I tried opening the door so I could use the bathroom inside but it wouldn't budge. I really didn't want to shit all over my nice pants so I grabbed the nearby Mcdonalds paper bag and tried to shit in that. It was hot and liquidy and soaked through the bag onto the floorboard. ABout 5 minutes later my mom came back and asked what the fuck that smell was. I didn't say anything but watched her face contort in horror as she realized i just shit all over her nice car. She banned me from riding with her for the next month
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>>17823003become a therapist
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>>17823003youre a faggot. stop it before its too late
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>>17823017wouldnt be the same, all my clients would be ugly mentally ill troons
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>>17823037your just mad because your black and im white
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>>17823048im white retard
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>>17823010geg. nice 'pasta
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When I was about 13, I loved angry birds, I had every game and I had every toy and merchandise they had at the store, one day I was playing angry birds and then all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I COULDN’T STAND IT, I WAS GOING CRAZY. I DECIDED TO PULL OUT MY BIG SNAKE AND STARTED STRANGLING IT, I had never felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and NEVER got bored of it
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im the only white man on this site, i know it…
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>>17823038>being dominant and attracted to women means your a FAGGOTdo nusois really?
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Confession:Women are attractive
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Dear 'teens,
I need to come forward about something serious.
I think I’ve caught a mental disorder. I've caught OGD.
Every time someone says literally anything, I repeat what they just said back to them while making an absolutely powerful Chad face or quoting them with gigachad if it's online.
I don’t choose to do it.
I can’t stop.
It’s completely uncontrollable.
I genuinely think it’s getting worse.
I already lost a job interview because of this.
The interviewer asked me, “Why should we hire you?”
And before I could even think, I looked him dead in the eyes and said, “Why should we hire you?”
Then I made the most devastating Chad face imaginable.
He just stared at me.
I knew it was over.
So please, 'teens, if you or someone you know is suffering from uncontrollable gigaquoting, seek help immediately.
Don’t let this disorder destroy your career like it destroyed mine.
Stay safe, stay vigilant, and whatever you do, do not say anything around me. or I WILL gigaquote it.
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>Dear 'teens,
>
>I need to come forward about something serious.
>
>I think I’ve caught a mental disorder. I've caught OGD.
>
>Every time someone says literally anything, I repeat what they just said back to them while making an absolutely powerful Chad face or quoting them with gigachad if it's online.
>
>I don’t choose to do it.
>
>I can’t stop.
>
>It’s completely uncontrollable.
>
>I genuinely think it’s getting worse.
>
>I already lost a job interview because of this.
>
>The interviewer asked me, “Why should we hire you?”
>
>And before I could even think, I looked him dead in the eyes and said, “Why should we hire you?”
>
>Then I made the most devastating Chad face imaginable.
>
>He just stared at me.
>
>I knew it was over.
>
>So please, 'teens, if you or someone you know is suffering from uncontrollable gigaquoting, seek help immediately.
>
>Don’t let this disorder destroy your career like it destroyed mine.
>
>Stay safe, stay vigilant, and whatever you do, do not say anything around me. or I WILL gigaquote it.
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bump
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I take the train with the same guy every single day. He's a tall, handsome white guy and my God he smells amazing. When its packed I take the chance to press against him and when it's warm out, all that fresh sweat on him drives me so fucking crazy. He has this deep, rumbling, sad voice and it makes me think he's a sub. I just want so badly to snatch him by the shirt and drag him off the train to a secluded end of the platform, take him to his knees, pin him against the wall and smother him. The thought of him simply accepting his fate as I push him over and strip him runs through my head whenever I see him bend down or crouch. I want to ride him as he groans with pleasure I'm forcing on him until he grunts and lets out a little quivering moan that lets me know he's mine now.
Give me your babies and become my house slave, cute boy. Now.
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>Dear 'teens,
>
>I need to come forward about something serious.
>
>I think I’ve caught a mental disorder. I've caught OGD.
>
>Every time someone says literally anything, I repeat what they just said back to them while making an absolutely powerful Chad face or quoting them with gigachad if it's online.
>
>I don’t choose to do it.
>
>I can’t stop.
>
>It’s completely uncontrollable.
>
>I genuinely think it’s getting worse.
>
>I already lost a job interview because of this.
>
>The interviewer asked me, “Why should we hire you?”
>
>And before I could even think, I looked him dead in the eyes and said, “Why should we hire you?”
>
>Then I made the most devastating Chad face imaginable.
>
>He just stared at me.
>
>I knew it was over.
>
>So please, 'teens, if you or someone you know is suffering from uncontrollable gigaquoting, seek help immediately.
>
>Don’t let this disorder destroy your career like it destroyed mine.
>
>Stay safe, stay vigilant, and whatever you do, do not say anything around me. or I WILL gigaquote it.
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can we get some real confessions in here?
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>>17823188I fucked your mom
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>>17823188i haven't gooned in 40mins
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>>17823188I used AI on an essay
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>>17823042respect from frankia brother
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>>17823202i let this 4/10 nazi buddhist tranigger lust over me in my dms because im bored and dont have anyone else to talk to
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>>17823188SoyTok started out good but it's stale atm
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>>17823188I ate pork rinds this morning
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>>17823236wrong reppy i meant the one above
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>be at basketball court
>see OP wander over
>ask him if he wants to suck my BBC
>he says no
>slap his ass grope him and try to pressure him into it
>he actually pushes me away with his weak arms and loudly tells me to fuck off
>I immediately grap him by his arms and violently slam him against the concrete while I call over my niggas to help me to get this white boy ass
>they hold him down as he tries to resist
>I pull his trousers down exposing a thick juicy booty that jiggles as its exposed
>All my niggas be filming me raping this white boy ass iz gon' be famous on worldstar
>My cock is now harder than ever I can feel it about to explode from the anticipation of this moment
>Finally I put my 14 inch big black cock into his tight ass and he realeases a blood curlding scream of faggot exstacy
>"god damn nigga its so tight around my dick that I can barely move it in"
>as I push it deeper into his ass I can feel it sucking in my black cock like a vacuum
>the bitch wont stop screaming so I slam his head against the concrete in locomotion with the progressively faster thrusts as his ass gets stretched out
>After violently slamming his head against the concrete until brain matter started falling out the white boy is finally dead I filled his ass with my superior african cum
>a pink mixture of blood and semen pours out of his ass after I extract my black penis
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>>17823188I do not like associating myself with kneegurs
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i watch hockey
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i get really obsessive about cleaning myself sometimes but dats it
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i keep stimming
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>>17822571 (OP)I gooned to big thor
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>>17823325i will sometimes stim certain 'speak while laying in bed geg
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>>17823346i keep using soyspeak in real life
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>>17823357i frequently used JSID and doctos
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>>17823349A video of a nigger or jeet walking around with his bbc saying big thor nonstoo
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>>17823392hes saying viktor not big thor
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I have been in quite possibly the shittiest state of my life that I have ever been in. And it all started with fucking Ongezellig, more specifically, Maya. Please let me explain
I found Ongezellig here on the Sharty a while back, and decided to watch it. I really liked how it was dark but also funny at the same time. I knew that Maya was kinda fucked up in the head, considering she's extremely isolated and probably schizo, but the show was comedic enough that I didn't really care.
That was until I discovered Maya's Diary.
Maya's Diary was the trigger for my spiraling mental state. It brought me back to a time where I was essentially in the same spot as her, being extremely isolated, doing anything I could do get out of being around other people, because I thought they all hated me. I had an incredibly shitty Middle School experience (I mean we all do), but Middle School completely fucking ruined me, dude. For most of High School, I was mortified to talk to new people, because I was essentially scared of people. The shit these fags did to me because they could, made me feel completely worthless.
After High School I did get better, with most of the memories of Middle School fading away as time went on.
But reading Maya's Diary was like something reach through the screen and shoved all of those memories back into my skull.
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>>17823391i also say marge and geg on top of those two
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>>I browse Crystal.cafe and lolcow.farm with a vibrator in my ass while GOONING. I enter threads about any topic at all - crocheting, husbandos, hornyposting, advice, horoscopes, I GOON to it. The topic doesn't matter. What matter is the real HUMAN connection, to a real life WOMAN, behind the screen. I find a certain glee in knowing that with every stroke of my greasy pungent cock the foid on the other end is enjoying her little feminist board, blissfully unaware that I'm shaking in wretched pleasure to her. I wonder how she'd feel? If she could see me like this, if I could force a vision of myself in my current state into her brain, her watching me GOON my aching prostate and spew my seed onto an innocuous photo she posted of the Percy Jackson book she just bought which just happened to contain her oh-so-delectable supple hands. In terms of cum tributes, my favorite subject would have to be the drawings from the 'draw yourself' threads. For each one of those threads, I print out a handful of about 8 of the cutes 'fe sweetheart' self-portraits and make it my mission every day to cum at least once on each. It's those little goals that you set for yourself daily that make life really enjoyable. I consider it a sort of magic, a la voodoo or Law of Attraction.. I like to think that at some point after I've done my deed, the girl will feel a faint sinking disgust, a stifling cold sweat that she can't explain, and think of me. I make my own messages in these boards, too. They're quickly deleted, of course: They reply "Moid!" "Creep!" "Incel!" "Loser!". Every one of these insults only serve to make my erection harder. This passionate attention from my lovely 'fe goddesses simply makes my dick diamond. Every time I'm banned, I punish myself by ratcheting my ass-vibrator to the highest setting for the rest of the day. I curl up into a ball, moaning and crying, imagining that my lovely GODDESSES are above me clad in leather, whipping me for being such a naughty boy, and for being a filthy MOID PIG. I want to savor every last bit of their impotent rage, knowing that I've violated them and there's nothing they can do about it. Knowing that my very loathsome corrupting presence has completely RUINED their beloved TERF board. Even if one of my precious cafe babes gets a boyfriend, as many of them have, they will always feel a knot in their stomach when they realize that I'm GOONING to their posts every day, and their poor boyfriend is getting metaphysically cucked by a fat sweaty loser. And I do mean every day - I don't forget a single one of my goddesses. I have detailed files which i have written one-handed about the posting habits and defining features of over 30 women, and I track their new posts regularly. I make sure I at least cum to one of their posts every week. It's a tough thing to keep up, but I wouldn't want any one of them to get jealous of the other. My darlings loathe and fear me, but they will learn to love me one day. I love you, Crystal.cafe babes! I LOVE YOU!
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>>17823346geg i do this, i always say "oh nonononono nusoi" and "oyyy doctos". I also do jartycuck impressions and then i laugh to myself, ive done it around people before and they've looked at me funny. Worst time was when i just said: "oh im an ESL FNF jartycuck" infront of my family members.
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i goon to jewesses
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>>17823331also she took my airsoft guns away, and im pretty sure she saw some chuddy edits on my computer (albeit this is before i was a 'een)
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I say raisin in substitute of the s word because I’m a decent human being
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i used to go into my moms bathroom and see how many q-tips i could fit in my asshole
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>>17823415geg i say "just shut it down" in real life now, alongside "truthnuke" (which ive been doing for ages). Normgroids find it hilarious
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I gooned to futa once, do nusoi really?
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>>17823501everyphono has done this
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>>17823426I always say oh nononono nuswa what is this when someone does something stupid, I also say marge probably like 50 times a day, whenever I'm confused
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i hate niggers
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I have a fetish for really strong women, and they don't even have to be attractive I just want to be raped. Whether I be pegged or I actually get to use my TWP, it just feels so good to be dominated as a frail man.
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i want to have sex with this woman i know
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>>17823589what color is she
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>>17823599how the fuck does gay porn save your life
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>>17823613it makes you realise there are way bigger fags than you
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>>17823641why would you need to watch gay porn to realize that
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this ones a fucking wild one, but a few years back i got invited to a party (first one ever), and there was some semi-popular people there who went to my school. I only got invited in the first place because i became friends with someone who was friends with the party host, and they convinced the host to invite me (it was a house party, no more than 20 people). Being at a party was big for me, i had no idea what you were supposed to do, i thought they were for sex and drinking, so i brung a shitload of my parents alcohol with me, and a condom i stole from a pharmacy . When i arrived i was kinda spooked because i was a weird quiet kid in a room full of extroverts, eitherway, i just started drinking, i got drunk pretty quickly (before drinking games), and i just decided to keep going, by the time the drinking games came around, i was starting to lose myself, but i participated, and i got ridiculously drunk. It was at that point i felt horny (as i do when i get drunk). Because im a retard, i went up to the nearest cute girl and i started getting really close and touchy with her, i kept going "yeeeaaahhh" because i thought thats what retarded jocks did at parties, i started rubbing up against her, and she started moving away. Me (being the retard), just thought that she didnt want sex, but i figured all of these girls had drank abit, and therefore would want sex, so i kept trying my luck, i started going up to more girls and rubbing against them, they all moved away, they started telling me to fuck off and thats when some of the guys noticed, some of the more sober ones started pushing me away, and they started standing inbetween me and the girls. I was still drunk so it wasnt really clocking with me, i let time pass for a little, then i went to one girl and i started hugging and squeezing her from behind, she started screaming and thrashing about, thats when everyone noticed what was happening. Some guy punched me in the head, i didnt get knocked out, but i was disoriented, they then started shoving me out the door, i got punched and kicked multiple times and they were all shouting aggressively at me. They shoved me out the house in the end, and they slammed the fucking door on me, i ended up calling my mom crying, she picked me up, i didnt tell her what happened, but it haunts me whenever i remember it.
i fear what i did counts as sexual assault, i havent been arrested doebeit, and this happened after school ended, so i didnt have to encounter these people again (i broke contact with the guy i befriended to get in)
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not a confession of my own, but a nigga at my old school got caught jerking off whilst sniffing the toilet bowl and licking the seats
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I drinked my own pis once
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>>17823912add this one to the 'ki
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