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>>17823346i keep using soyspeak in real life
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>>17823357i frequently used JSID and doctos
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>>17823349A video of a nigger or jeet walking around with his bbc saying big thor nonstoo
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>>17823392hes saying viktor not big thor
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I have been in quite possibly the shittiest state of my life that I have ever been in. And it all started with fucking Ongezellig, more specifically, Maya. Please let me explain
I found Ongezellig here on the Sharty a while back, and decided to watch it. I really liked how it was dark but also funny at the same time. I knew that Maya was kinda fucked up in the head, considering she's extremely isolated and probably schizo, but the show was comedic enough that I didn't really care.
That was until I discovered Maya's Diary.
Maya's Diary was the trigger for my spiraling mental state. It brought me back to a time where I was essentially in the same spot as her, being extremely isolated, doing anything I could do get out of being around other people, because I thought they all hated me. I had an incredibly shitty Middle School experience (I mean we all do), but Middle School completely fucking ruined me, dude. For most of High School, I was mortified to talk to new people, because I was essentially scared of people. The shit these fags did to me because they could, made me feel completely worthless.
After High School I did get better, with most of the memories of Middle School fading away as time went on.
But reading Maya's Diary was like something reach through the screen and shoved all of those memories back into my skull.
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>>17823391i also say marge and geg on top of those two
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>>I browse Crystal.cafe and lolcow.farm with a vibrator in my ass while GOONING. I enter threads about any topic at all - crocheting, husbandos, hornyposting, advice, horoscopes, I GOON to it. The topic doesn't matter. What matter is the real HUMAN connection, to a real life WOMAN, behind the screen. I find a certain glee in knowing that with every stroke of my greasy pungent cock the foid on the other end is enjoying her little feminist board, blissfully unaware that I'm shaking in wretched pleasure to her. I wonder how she'd feel? If she could see me like this, if I could force a vision of myself in my current state into her brain, her watching me GOON my aching prostate and spew my seed onto an innocuous photo she posted of the Percy Jackson book she just bought which just happened to contain her oh-so-delectable supple hands. In terms of cum tributes, my favorite subject would have to be the drawings from the 'draw yourself' threads. For each one of those threads, I print out a handful of about 8 of the cutes 'fe sweetheart' self-portraits and make it my mission every day to cum at least once on each. It's those little goals that you set for yourself daily that make life really enjoyable. I consider it a sort of magic, a la voodoo or Law of Attraction.. I like to think that at some point after I've done my deed, the girl will feel a faint sinking disgust, a stifling cold sweat that she can't explain, and think of me. I make my own messages in these boards, too. They're quickly deleted, of course: They reply "Moid!" "Creep!" "Incel!" "Loser!". Every one of these insults only serve to make my erection harder. This passionate attention from my lovely 'fe goddesses simply makes my dick diamond. Every time I'm banned, I punish myself by ratcheting my ass-vibrator to the highest setting for the rest of the day. I curl up into a ball, moaning and crying, imagining that my lovely GODDESSES are above me clad in leather, whipping me for being such a naughty boy, and for being a filthy MOID PIG. I want to savor every last bit of their impotent rage, knowing that I've violated them and there's nothing they can do about it. Knowing that my very loathsome corrupting presence has completely RUINED their beloved TERF board. Even if one of my precious cafe babes gets a boyfriend, as many of them have, they will always feel a knot in their stomach when they realize that I'm GOONING to their posts every day, and their poor boyfriend is getting metaphysically cucked by a fat sweaty loser. And I do mean every day - I don't forget a single one of my goddesses. I have detailed files which i have written one-handed about the posting habits and defining features of over 30 women, and I track their new posts regularly. I make sure I at least cum to one of their posts every week. It's a tough thing to keep up, but I wouldn't want any one of them to get jealous of the other. My darlings loathe and fear me, but they will learn to love me one day. I love you, Crystal.cafe babes! I LOVE YOU!
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>>17823346geg i do this, i always say "oh nonononono nusoi" and "oyyy doctos". I also do jartycuck impressions and then i laugh to myself, ive done it around people before and they've looked at me funny. Worst time was when i just said: "oh im an ESL FNF jartycuck" infront of my family members.
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i goon to jewesses
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>>17823331also she took my airsoft guns away, and im pretty sure she saw some chuddy edits on my computer (albeit this is before i was a 'een)
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I say raisin in substitute of the s word because I’m a decent human being
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i used to go into my moms bathroom and see how many q-tips i could fit in my asshole
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>>17823415geg i say "just shut it down" in real life now, alongside "truthnuke" (which ive been doing for ages). Normgroids find it hilarious
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I gooned to futa once, do nusoi really?
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>>17823501everyphono has done this
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>>17823426I always say oh nononono nuswa what is this when someone does something stupid, I also say marge probably like 50 times a day, whenever I'm confused
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i hate niggers
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I have a fetish for really strong women, and they don't even have to be attractive I just want to be raped. Whether I be pegged or I actually get to use my TWP, it just feels so good to be dominated as a frail man.
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i want to have sex with this woman i know
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>>17823589what color is she
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>>17823599how the fuck does gay porn save your life
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>>17823613it makes you realise there are way bigger fags than you
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>>17823641why would you need to watch gay porn to realize that
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this ones a fucking wild one, but a few years back i got invited to a party (first one ever), and there was some semi-popular people there who went to my school. I only got invited in the first place because i became friends with someone who was friends with the party host, and they convinced the host to invite me (it was a house party, no more than 20 people). Being at a party was big for me, i had no idea what you were supposed to do, i thought they were for sex and drinking, so i brung a shitload of my parents alcohol with me, and a condom i stole from a pharmacy . When i arrived i was kinda spooked because i was a weird quiet kid in a room full of extroverts, eitherway, i just started drinking, i got drunk pretty quickly (before drinking games), and i just decided to keep going, by the time the drinking games came around, i was starting to lose myself, but i participated, and i got ridiculously drunk. It was at that point i felt horny (as i do when i get drunk). Because im a retard, i went up to the nearest cute girl and i started getting really close and touchy with her, i kept going "yeeeaaahhh" because i thought thats what retarded jocks did at parties, i started rubbing up against her, and she started moving away. Me (being the retard), just thought that she didnt want sex, but i figured all of these girls had drank abit, and therefore would want sex, so i kept trying my luck, i started going up to more girls and rubbing against them, they all moved away, they started telling me to fuck off and thats when some of the guys noticed, some of the more sober ones started pushing me away, and they started standing inbetween me and the girls. I was still drunk so it wasnt really clocking with me, i let time pass for a little, then i went to one girl and i started hugging and squeezing her from behind, she started screaming and thrashing about, thats when everyone noticed what was happening. Some guy punched me in the head, i didnt get knocked out, but i was disoriented, they then started shoving me out the door, i got punched and kicked multiple times and they were all shouting aggressively at me. They shoved me out the house in the end, and they slammed the fucking door on me, i ended up calling my mom crying, she picked me up, i didnt tell her what happened, but it haunts me whenever i remember it.
i fear what i did counts as sexual assault, i havent been arrested doebeit, and this happened after school ended, so i didnt have to encounter these people again (i broke contact with the guy i befriended to get in)
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not a confession of my own, but a nigga at my old school got caught jerking off whilst sniffing the toilet bowl and licking the seats
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I drinked my own pis once
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>>17823912add this one to the 'ki
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