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if this becomes real that will show this site has truly died
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>>17721141shit everypony cares about
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>2027 sharty
>Log on, Quot- i mean Saltflare screening proxy prompts me to solve the captcha.
<Select all squares with dead nigger babies.
>Solve it, open the site. Favicon.png is HTSM coinslot
>Gore 'p flashes on my screen, Tor browser opens 3 onion links.
>Close Tor.
>Look at the home page. An announcement in red text at the top of the page says:
<REMEMBER NUSOIS, YOU HACKED 4CHAN AND YOU VILL FIGHT FOR DEMOCRACY AND AGAINST RULECUCKING. SHARTY UTTP 'CORD: cordni.gg/snca
>Only available boards are /soy/, /gore/, /qa/, /cado/ and /uttp/.
>Open /soy/.
>Mostly NAS and gore, one soyquote thread, a looped raid thread from 2 months ago, and a metawhining thread that asks jannies to
<UNBAN DEM COCOMELON KID GROOMING RAIDS MANE FUGGEN JERDEE
>Open the soyquote thread.
>It's a "soybait" thread with gif that instantly switches to a beheading.
>Hover my mouse cursor over the report button
>'nished instantly, ban message:
^You have been banned. Reason: your IP did not make a request to soyjak.xxx/rules.html yet.
>Open rules.
<You WILL NOT make fun of soyboys.
<My Little Pony porn in thread OPs is mandatory on all boards.
<You WILL NOT moralfag.
<You WILL NOT announce you're leaving the site.
<Posting critic of the Order of the Nine Angels is FORBIDDEN.
<Posting 'p on /cado/ is FORBIDDEN, unless it's a coinslot. Use other boards if you need to fill your 'p stash.
>What the fuck.
>Move a slider to the picture with EXACTLY 3 grandma axe gifs to post.
>Post a thread with a soyjak, put MLP diaper porn in the corner of the OP. >An alert shows up:
<Unrecognized file hash. If you wish to post OC, upload it to gems.soyjak.xxx and send the link to Salt's email to whitelist it. (Average approval time: 6 years)
>Fuck this shit site. At least there is a raid of some sort.
>Open the raid thread.
>It's a Roblox 'cord raid.
<personalarmy.png
<OPERATION: TOTAL CHILDREN GROOM
<KIKES' KIDS ARE ON THE 'BLOX 'CORD SERVER. SPAM 'P
>Alright, I think I'll dox some troon next
>My computer's speakers say
<You have been deemed as the enemy of The Party. Bigotry will not be tolerated. Do you wish to continue using the site?
>Sure, I guess. I have nowhere else to go, even doe swinny is better at this point.
>Yes, I wish to keep using the site.
<Due to your standing with the soyboy community, a Kolyma mind control cyber enhancement chip will be installed, just like in your heckin' Soyberpunk.. Try to relax.
>Margeβ¦
>My computer cords and wires unplug and start wrapping around my arms and legs. The power cord starts strangling me.
>OOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DOG FUCKING TOES DOLL SOOT ROOT KUZ QUOTE OR WHATEVER HELP
>Salt breaks into my room holding some small metal rectangle. I pass out.
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>>17721137 (OP)Ask ai whats being posted on the 'p board
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>>17722263salt could unironically add this yet hunks would still suck on his bbc
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>>17721435this sounds like what AI would generate, but it's too chuddy even for Grok. Was this written by the model that 'teen has been making?
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what ai makes these
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>>17722525im using chatjewpete
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>>17722375tbh im familiar with LLM writing (roleplay models specifically, so they don't have the usual slop writing signs but other high frequency words associated with LLM) and this doesn't seem like something ai could write
if this is ai writing, god damn they've got a good model finetined on the sharty
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>>17722375it's just some soytoss someone made like an hour ago
>>17719850 (OP) β17722562[Quote]
I love these threads
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Who are the niggers spamming these geeeeg
>>17722562sharty saving gem