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>2027 sharty
>Log on, Quot- i mean Saltflare screening proxy prompts me to solve the captcha.
<Select all squares with dead nigger babies.
>Solve it, open the site. Favicon.png is HTSM coinslot
>Gore 'p flashes on my screen, Tor browser opens 3 onion links.
>Close Tor.
>Look at the home page. An announcement in red text at the top of the page says:
<REMEMBER NUSOIS, YOU HACKED 4CHAN AND YOU VILL FIGHT FOR DEMOCRACY AND AGAINST RULECUCKING. SHARTY UTTP 'CORD: cordni.gg/snca
>Only available boards are /soy/, /gore/, /qa/, /cado/ and /uttp/.
>Open /soy/.
>Mostly NAS and gore, one soyquote thread, a looped raid thread from 2 months ago, and a metawhining thread that asks jannies to
<UNBAN DEM COCOMELON KID GROOMING RAIDS MANE FUGGEN JERDEE
>Open the soyquote thread.
>It's a "soybait" thread with gif that instantly switches to a beheading.
>Hover my mouse cursor over the report button
>'nished instantly, ban message:
^You have been banned. Reason: your IP did not make a request to soyjak.xxx/rules.html yet.
>Open rules.
<You WILL NOT make fun of soyboys.
<My Little Pony porn in thread OPs is mandatory on all boards.
<You WILL NOT moralfag.
<You WILL NOT announce you're leaving the site.
<Posting critic of the Order of the Nine Angels is FORBIDDEN.
<Posting 'p on /cado/ is FORBIDDEN, unless it's a coinslot. Use other boards if you need to fill your 'p stash.
>What the fuck.
>Move a slider to the picture with EXACTLY 3 grandma axe gifs to post.
>Post a thread with a soyjak, put MLP diaper porn in the corner of the OP. >An alert shows up:
<Unrecognized file hash. If you wish to post OC, upload it to gems.soyjak.xxx and send the link to Salt's email to whitelist it. (Average approval time: 6 years)
>Fuck this shit site. At least there is a raid of some sort.
>Open the raid thread.
>It's a Roblox 'cord raid.
<personalarmy.png
<OPERATION: TOTAL CHILDREN GROOM
<KIKES' KIDS ARE ON THE 'BLOX 'CORD SERVER. SPAM 'P
>Alright, I think I'll dox some troon next
>My computer's speakers say
<You have been deemed as the enemy of The Party. Bigotry will not be tolerated. Do you wish to continue using the site?
>Sure, I guess. I have nowhere else to go, even doe swinny is better at this point.
>Yes, I wish to keep using the site.
<Due to your standing with the soyboy community, a Kolyma mind control cyber enhancement chip will be installed, just like in your heckin' Soyberpunk.. Try to relax.
>Marge…
>My computer cords and wires unplug and start wrapping around my arms and legs. The power cord starts strangling me. >OOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DOG FUCKING TOES DOLL SOOT ROOT KUZ QUOTE OR WHATEVER HELP
>Salt breaks into my room holding some small metal rectangle. I pass out.
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gemmy dystopia go up
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salt new soy order is not real take your meds
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Was entertained by dis until I got near the end and saw this is a swinnycuck advertisement thread
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Also apparently supersages bump now, that's for your vibecoding skills salt
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Geg
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adadadadadad
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Hunkies when they see that gore is unbanned on the shardee:
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geg
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gemmy