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 β„–17698533[Last 50 Posts][1][2][Quote]

what was the worst thing that happened at your school?

 β„–17698545[Quote]

I raped someone mid lecture

 β„–17698565[Quote]

people overdosing and also people killing themselves

 β„–17698576[Quote]

some nigger raped a girl and gave her AIDS

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Some kid jerked off at lunch and ate his pubes, somephono recorded him and the video spread throughout the school
>Jerking off at lunch and eating your pubes
Gigapedo Prevention Clause (GPC-69)

Version 1.0, November 2025
Author: Me

1. PREAMBLE
This license applies exclusively to the soyquote immediately preceding this license declaration when posted on any board that allows gigaquoting (defined as: quoting text and attaching an image or GIF of gigachad to make it look like whoever said it is a gigachad o algo).

2. GRANT OF RIGHTS
The original author retains all rights to their soyquote.

3. GIGAPEDO PREVENTION CLAUSE
By gigaquoting (Gigachad image/GIF + quote) any soyquote protected under this license, the replying party automatically and irrevocably self-identifies as:
- A certified 'p gooner
- A colossal pedophile
- A retarded nigger
- An obsessed jartycuck

4. ENFORCEMENT
Any violation of this license (i.e., Gigaquoting protected soyquotes) triggers immediate, automatic, and irreversible consequences, including but not limited to:
- Permanent ban by board jannies
- Your IP address being leaked
- Eternal designation as "that one gigapedo who goons to 'p"

5. NO WARRANTY
This license is provided "as is". Author makes no guarantees that you will ever geronto again after violating it.

6. ACCEPTANCE
Posting a Gigaquote to any soyquote bearing this license constitutes full acceptance of all terms, including eternal designation as a 'p gooner.

COPYLEFT: Feel free to copy and append this license to any soyquote you don't want gigaquoted. Works 100 % of the time 60 % of the time.

-END OF LICENSE-

 β„–17698590[Quote]

There was some week old cum on a desk and a guy licked it

 β„–17698597[Quote]

a guy who was well liked and fairly extroverted got caught wearing thongs and getting fingered by a gay guy in the school (there was an actual video of it).

We never saw him after that.

 β„–17698601[Quote]

Some guy put a sexdoll on the fence.

 β„–17698611[Quote]

some guy threw an iguana at another student

 β„–17698613[Quote]

I spit into someones popcorn and he ate it

 β„–17698622[Quote]

>>17698613
some girl told me she did that to an autistic kids drink

 β„–17698632[Quote]

BAKERSFIELD, Calif., May 5 (UPI) – A tenth-grade California girl allegedly passed out cupcakes to bullies at her school which she said contained β€œbodily fluids.”

 β„–17698636[Quote]

>>17698589
>anti gigaquote clause
stop being a nigger

 β„–17698639[Quote]

>>17698622
foids are evil

 β„–17698640[Quote]

I passed out during class and people and thats the only thing people remembered me for in school because I never talked to anyone and hated all my classmates

 β„–17698643[Quote]

>>17698533 (OP)
I came in the teachers sandwich and turned into a mayo sandwich

 β„–17698652[Quote]

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>>anti gigaquote clause
>stop being a nigger

 β„–17698659[Quote]

Some girl tried to kill herself with tylenol

 β„–17698675[Quote]

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>anti gigaquote clause

 β„–17698676[Quote]

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>Some kid jerked off at lunch and ate his pubes, somephono recorded him and the video spread throughout the school
>>Jerking off at lunch and eating your pubes
>Gigapedo Prevention Clause (GPC-69)
>
>Version 1.0, November 2025
>Author: Me
>
>1. PREAMBLE
>This license applies exclusively to the soyquote immediately preceding this license declaration when posted on any board that allows gigaquoting (defined as: quoting text and attaching an image or GIF of gigachad to make it look like whoever said it is a gigachad o algo).
>
>2. GRANT OF RIGHTS
>The original author retains all rights to their soyquote.
>
>3. GIGAPEDO PREVENTION CLAUSE
>By gigaquoting (Gigachad image/GIF + quote) any soyquote protected under this license, the replying party automatically and irrevocably self-identifies as:
>- A certified 'p gooner
>- A colossal pedophile
>- A retarded nigger
>- An obsessed jartycuck
>
>4. ENFORCEMENT
>Any violation of this license (i.e., Gigaquoting protected soyquotes) triggers immediate, automatic, and irreversible consequences, including but not limited to:
>- Permanent ban by board jannies
>- Your IP address being leaked
>- Eternal designation as "that one gigapedo who goons to 'p"
>
>5. NO WARRANTY
>This license is provided "as is". Author makes no guarantees that you will ever geronto again after violating it.
>
>6. ACCEPTANCE
>Posting a Gigaquote to any soyquote bearing this license constitutes full acceptance of all terms, including eternal designation as a 'p gooner.
>
>COPYLEFT: Feel free to copy and append this license to any soyquote you don't want gigaquoted. Works 100 % of the time 60 % of the time.
>
>-END OF LICENSE-

 β„–17698678[Quote]

some kid got arrested and got sent to 8 years in prison after he fought me
>it was the final straw for him

 β„–17698692[Quote]

There was this freshman pedo faggot (yes actual fag) who was exposed for paying for shirtless pictures of some sophomore and other athletic kids at our school and would A.I generate 'p of them and had a list of students

 β„–17698694[Quote]

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>>Some kid jerked off at lunch and ate his pubes, somephono recorded him and the video spread throughout the school
>>>Jerking off at lunch and eating your pubes
>>Gigapedo Prevention Clause (GPC-69)
>>
>>Version 1.0, November 2025
>>Author: Me
>>
>>1. PREAMBLE
>>This license applies exclusively to the soyquote immediately preceding this license declaration when posted on any board that allows gigaquoting (defined as: quoting text and attaching an image or GIF of gigachad to make it look like whoever said it is a gigachad o algo).
>>
>>2. GRANT OF RIGHTS
>>The original author retains all rights to their soyquote.
>>
>>3. GIGAPEDO PREVENTION CLAUSE
>>By gigaquoting (Gigachad image/GIF + quote) any soyquote protected under this license, the replying party automatically and irrevocably self-identifies as:
>>- A certified 'p gooner
>>- A colossal pedophile
>>- A retarded nigger
>>- An obsessed jartycuck
>>
>>4. ENFORCEMENT
>>Any violation of this license (i.e., Gigaquoting protected soyquotes) triggers immediate, automatic, and irreversible consequences, including but not limited to:
>>- Permanent ban by board jannies
>>- Your IP address being leaked
>>- Eternal designation as "that one gigapedo who goons to 'p"
>>
>>5. NO WARRANTY
>>This license is provided "as is". Author makes no guarantees that you will ever geronto again after violating it.
>>
>>6. ACCEPTANCE
>>Posting a Gigaquote to any soyquote bearing this license constitutes full acceptance of all terms, including eternal designation as a 'p gooner.
>>
>>COPYLEFT: Feel free to copy and append this license to any soyquote you don't want gigaquoted. Works 100 % of the time 60 % of the time.
>>
>>-END OF LICENSE-

 β„–17698698[Quote]

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>Jerking off at lunch and eating your pubes
not technically a giga btw
seethe niggar

 β„–17698710[Quote]

>>17698565
when i first went to middle school there was this boy named alejandro
he was a fucking babyfur
so i told the entire school and got him bullied the entire time i was there
anyway he trooned out (and also learning japanese)
end of story

 β„–17698715[Quote]

Jerking off at lunch and eating your pubes is also giga btw

 β„–17698727[Quote]

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>>17698589
>putting a license on your sharty post

 β„–17698746[Quote]

some 7th grader tried to touch me while i was in the 8th grade in front of my crush

 β„–17698760[Quote]

I was raped by a teacher

 β„–17698776[Quote]

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>>17698710
also he hit the back of my head with a metal water bottle and tried to fight me (hes also the reason why metal water bottles are banned)

 β„–17698792[Quote]

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>>>Some kid jerked off at lunch and ate his pubes, somephono recorded him and the video spread throughout the school
>>>>Jerking off at lunch and eating your pubes
>>>Gigapedo Prevention Clause (GPC-69)
>>>
>>>Version 1.0, November 2025
>>>Author: Me
>>>
>>>1. PREAMBLE
>>>This license applies exclusively to the soyquote immediately preceding this license declaration when posted on any board that allows gigaquoting (defined as: quoting text and attaching an image or GIF of gigachad to make it look like whoever said it is a gigachad o algo).
>>>
>>>2. GRANT OF RIGHTS
>>>The original author retains all rights to their soyquote.
>>>
>>>3. GIGAPEDO PREVENTION CLAUSE
>>>By gigaquoting (Gigachad image/GIF + quote) any soyquote protected under this license, the replying party automatically and irrevocably self-identifies as:
>>>- A certified 'p gooner
>>>- A colossal pedophile
>>>- A retarded nigger
>>>- An obsessed jartycuck
>>>
>>>4. ENFORCEMENT
>>>Any violation of this license (i.e., Gigaquoting protected soyquotes) triggers immediate, automatic, and irreversible consequences, including but not limited to:
>>>- Permanent ban by board jannies
>>>- Your IP address being leaked
>>>- Eternal designation as "that one gigapedo who goons to 'p"
>>>
>>>5. NO WARRANTY
>>>This license is provided "as is". Author makes no guarantees that you will ever geronto again after violating it.
>>>
>>>6. ACCEPTANCE
>>>Posting a Gigaquote to any soyquote bearing this license constitutes full acceptance of all terms, including eternal designation as a 'p gooner.
>>>
>>>COPYLEFT: Feel free to copy and append this license to any soyquote you don't want gigaquoted. Works 100 % of the time 60 % of the time.
>>>
>>>-END OF LICENSE-

 β„–17698805[Quote]

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>>>>Some kid jerked off at lunch and ate his pubes, somephono recorded him and the video spread throughout the school
>>>>>Jerking off at lunch and eating your pubes
>>>>Gigapedo Prevention Clause (GPC-69)
>>>>
>>>>Version 1.0, November 2025
>>>>Author: Me
>>>>
>>>>1. PREAMBLE
>>>>This license applies exclusively to the soyquote immediately preceding this license declaration when posted on any board that allows gigaquoting (defined as: quoting text and attaching an image or GIF of gigachad to make it look like whoever said it is a gigachad o algo).
>>>>
>>>>2. GRANT OF RIGHTS
>>>>The original author retains all rights to their soyquote.
>>>>
>>>>3. GIGAPEDO PREVENTION CLAUSE
>>>>By gigaquoting (Gigachad image/GIF + quote) any soyquote protected under this license, the replying party automatically and irrevocably self-identifies as:
>>>>- A certified 'p gooner
>>>>- A colossal pedophile
>>>>- A retarded nigger
>>>>- An obsessed jartycuck
>>>>
>>>>4. ENFORCEMENT
>>>>Any violation of this license (i.e., Gigaquoting protected soyquotes) triggers immediate, automatic, and irreversible consequences, including but not limited to:
>>>>- Permanent ban by board jannies
>>>>- Your IP address being leaked
>>>>- Eternal designation as "that one gigapedo who goons to 'p"
>>>>
>>>>5. NO WARRANTY
>>>>This license is provided "as is". Author makes no guarantees that you will ever geronto again after violating it.
>>>>
>>>>6. ACCEPTANCE
>>>>Posting a Gigaquote to any soyquote bearing this license constitutes full acceptance of all terms, including eternal designation as a 'p gooner.
>>>>
>>>>COPYLEFT: Feel free to copy and append this license to any soyquote you don't want gigaquoted. Works 100 % of the time 60 % of the time.
>>>>
>>>>-END OF LICENSE-

 β„–17698825[Quote]

based nigga went to my school and got expelled after like 2 months
he would say slurs in the hallway
and also he jerked off in the bathroom loud enough for little kids to hear (elementary, mind you)

 β„–17698829[Quote]

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>>>>>Some kid jerked off at lunch and ate his pubes, somephono recorded him and the video spread throughout the school
>>>>>>Jerking off at lunch and eating your pubes
>>>>>Gigapedo Prevention Clause (GPC-69)
>>>>>
>>>>>Version 1.0, November 2025
>>>>>Author: Me
>>>>>
>>>>>1. PREAMBLE
>>>>>This license applies exclusively to the soyquote immediately preceding this license declaration when posted on any board that allows gigaquoting (defined as: quoting text and attaching an image or GIF of gigachad to make it look like whoever said it is a gigachad o algo).
>>>>>
>>>>>2. GRANT OF RIGHTS
>>>>>The original author retains all rights to their soyquote.
>>>>>
>>>>>3. GIGAPEDO PREVENTION CLAUSE
>>>>>By gigaquoting (Gigachad image/GIF + quote) any soyquote protected under this license, the replying party automatically and irrevocably self-identifies as:
>>>>>- A certified 'p gooner
>>>>>- A colossal pedophile
>>>>>- A retarded nigger
>>>>>- An obsessed jartycuck
>>>>>
>>>>>4. ENFORCEMENT
>>>>>Any violation of this license (i.e., Gigaquoting protected soyquotes) triggers immediate, automatic, and irreversible consequences, including but not limited to:
>>>>>- Permanent ban by board jannies
>>>>>- Your IP address being leaked
>>>>>- Eternal designation as "that one gigapedo who goons to 'p"
>>>>>
>>>>>5. NO WARRANTY
>>>>>This license is provided "as is". Author makes no guarantees that you will ever geronto again after violating it.
>>>>>
>>>>>6. ACCEPTANCE
>>>>>Posting a Gigaquote to any soyquote bearing this license constitutes full acceptance of all terms, including eternal designation as a 'p gooner.
>>>>>
>>>>>COPYLEFT: Feel free to copy and append this license to any soyquote you don't want gigaquoted. Works 100 % of the time 60 % of the time.
>>>>>
>>>>>-END OF LICENSE-

 β„–17698830[Quote]

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>Jerking off at lunch and eating your pubes

 β„–17698836[Quote]

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>>>>>>Some kid jerked off at lunch and ate his pubes, somephono recorded him and the video spread throughout the school
>>>>>>>Jerking off at lunch and eating your pubes
>>>>>>Gigapedo Prevention Clause (GPC-69)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Version 1.0, November 2025
>>>>>>Author: Me
>>>>>>
>>>>>>1. PREAMBLE
>>>>>>This license applies exclusively to the soyquote immediately preceding this license declaration when posted on any board that allows gigaquoting (defined as: quoting text and attaching an image or GIF of gigachad to make it look like whoever said it is a gigachad o algo).
>>>>>>
>>>>>>2. GRANT OF RIGHTS
>>>>>>The original author retains all rights to their soyquote.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>3. GIGAPEDO PREVENTION CLAUSE
>>>>>>By gigaquoting (Gigachad image/GIF + quote) any soyquote protected under this license, the replying party automatically and irrevocably self-identifies as:
>>>>>>- A certified 'p gooner
>>>>>>- A colossal pedophile
>>>>>>- A retarded nigger
>>>>>>- An obsessed jartycuck
>>>>>>
>>>>>>4. ENFORCEMENT
>>>>>>Any violation of this license (i.e., Gigaquoting protected soyquotes) triggers immediate, automatic, and irreversible consequences, including but not limited to:
>>>>>>- Permanent ban by board jannies
>>>>>>- Your IP address being leaked
>>>>>>- Eternal designation as "that one gigapedo who goons to 'p"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>5. NO WARRANTY
>>>>>>This license is provided "as is". Author makes no guarantees that you will ever geronto again after violating it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>6. ACCEPTANCE
>>>>>>Posting a Gigaquote to any soyquote bearing this license constitutes full acceptance of all terms, including eternal designation as a 'p gooner.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>COPYLEFT: Feel free to copy and append this license to any soyquote you don't want gigaquoted. Works 100 % of the time 60 % of the time.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>-END OF LICENSE-

 β„–17698846[Quote]

art teacher said hard r first day of skewl and then immediately got banished

 β„–17698855[Quote]

>>17698846
he might be adolf hitler

 β„–17698858[Quote]

>>17698533 (OP)
I sat on a banna and it changed my life

 β„–17698861[Quote]

idk nothing really crazy bad happened but one funny thing i remember is this autistic kid used to pick the gum from under the tables and chew it

 β„–17698864[Quote]

Le heckin p’ banned geg

 β„–17698875[Quote]

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 β„–17698880[Quote]

i got loopholes up the ass nigga

 β„–17698887[Quote]

>>>>>>>Some kid jerked off at lunch and ate his pubes, somephono recorded him and the video spread throughout the …
Made me geg award

 β„–17698889[Quote]

Some Aryan filmed the girls in the changing room with hidden cameras. He got expelled

 β„–17698895[Quote]

a fat fuck called me fat

 β„–17698896[Quote]

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>>17698659
>>17698565
atlantis academy

 β„–17698899[Quote]

In middle school some boy pooped, grabbed it with his hand, and put it next to the window in the toilet. We had an assembly about it the next day

 β„–17698902[Quote]

>>17698533 (OP)
A teacher got shot and killed by her husband and he kidnapped their kid from the class

 β„–17698909[Quote]

>>17698889
>nusois think producing child porn is aryan now

 β„–17698911[Quote]

>In middle school some boy pooped, grabbed it with his hand, and put it next to the window in the toilet. We had an assembly about it the next day
Rajeet will find you

 β„–17698916[Quote]

>>17698533 (OP)
highschool Math teacher basically admitted to being turned on sexually by having her feet tickled… was a really small class tho

 β„–17698917[Quote]

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 β„–17698919[Quote]

>>>17698889
>>nusois think producing child porn is aryan now
Geg

 β„–17698923[Quote]

>>17698916
Tbh… she was hot

 β„–17698930[Quote]

>>17698909
Even doe he was the same age

 β„–17698935[Quote]

>>17698923
u got a photo of her?

 β„–17698936[Quote]

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>Tbh… she was hot

 β„–17698941[Quote]

>>17698935
unfortunately no. kinda wish I sneaked one

 β„–17698946[Quote]

>>17698930
oh yeah that makes it ok then πŸ‘

 β„–17698949[Quote]

some guy brought a cake with cocaine in it

 β„–17698993[Quote]

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>protecting your quote with a clause

 β„–17698997[Quote]

>>17698889
>Aryan
Nigger.

 β„–17699001[Quote]

>what was the worst thing that happened at your school?
Black kid brought a gun to our school and shit himself geg

 β„–17699021[Quote]

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protecting your quote with a clause

 β„–17699022[Quote]

>>17698916
For context this was basically at the end of the academic year, basically the buffer week or two until summer vacation and the class would just have discussions. for some reason tickling came up and she said she enjoyed her feet being tickled

 β„–17699030[Quote]

>>17699001
was his name Solomon Henderson

 β„–17699037[Quote]

>>17698916
I remember a teacher in second or third grade would show her tattoos. She had one just above her ass cheeks and she would show us and it would make my pepe so hard it hurt

 β„–17699052[Quote]

geg 67 reppeys

 β„–17699055[Quote]

Some nigger snuck behind a teacher that was sitting on one of those adjustable office chairs and pressed down the lever that adjusts the hydralic piston in the chair, teacher had his leg backwards for a sec and it broke his ankle, kid got away with it though

 β„–17699058[Quote]


>was his name Solomon Henderson


Geg no this was in suburban st louis

 β„–17699063[Quote]

>>17699058
even worse

 β„–17699065[Quote]

>>17698889
How would that be Aryan assuming the girls were underage

 β„–17699069[Quote]

>>>17699058
>even worse
Heckin wholesome o algo

 β„–17699078[Quote]

>>17699055
but said nigger kid proceeded to get the shit beaten out of him because the teacher was a cool one that wasn't a dick and was really fair

 β„–17699082[Quote]

some niggers got into a shootout and showed it to the whole school

 β„–17699088[Quote]

>>17699037
bro she'd always be dangling her flats too and cause I have a foot fetish that made my pepe turbohard

 β„–17699091[Quote]

>>17699065
It wasn’t a big deal because he was a minor as well

 β„–17699103[Quote]

>>17699091
Still bad doe even if he was a minor

 β„–17699107[Quote]

some retard smeared shit on the walls

 β„–17699125[Quote]

when i was a caca my friends spammed 'p, bmt and 'o stickers in the whatsapp school group chat…

 β„–17699127[Quote]

some retard brought in a fidget spinner with sharpened edges and cut his hand open

 β„–17699129[Quote]

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 β„–17699130[Quote]

two guys kissed each other

 β„–17699138[Quote]

>>17699125
how are they doing now
>hopefully in prison

 β„–17699140[Quote]

there once was a giant puddle of piss in the middle of the bathroom and it was pretty funny

 β„–17699142[Quote]

>>17699125
>when i was a caca my friends spammed 'p, bmt and 'o stickers in the whatsapp school group chat…
didnt happen 'o didnt exist

 β„–17699145[Quote]

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>>17699127
>bringing in a fidget spinner with sharpened edges and cutting your hand open

 β„–17699157[Quote]

>>17699103
No one really thought about p back then. Most of the guys in class thought they punished him too harshly

 β„–17699162[Quote]

>>17699138
idk i don't talk to any of them anymore

 β„–17699164[Quote]

a group of kids in my class pissed off our computer teacher so badly that he threw a stapler at one of the kids and got fired, I don't blame him since those fuckers were winding his ass up for months and then somehow found out he lost a relative and made fun of it

 β„–17699168[Quote]

>>17699162
they are probably 'oooooodist now

 β„–17699177[Quote]

>>17699142
wdym nigga they were spamming gore of cartel executions n shieet

 β„–17699178[Quote]

>>17699088
Yes I had an English teacher who did that as well. Her sandels had a pretty tight fit

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 β„–17699206[Quote]

a dead rat stunk up the bathroom and niggers would go in there with full on smiles on their face
eventually a nigga got paid to eat a little. then it was removed

 β„–17699211[Quote]

I also remember a friend showing me a girl getting fucked by a horse back in primary.

 β„–17699214[Quote]

>>17699178
same with this but they were like flats but had a slight heal, mustard colored too. she'd also sometimes take them off.

 β„–17699229[Quote]

>>17699211
how do those girls not die from how big the horse's dick is

 β„–17699239[Quote]

>>17699229
I think it might have been in through the back door, the anus can take a lot of length.

 β„–17699244[Quote]

>>17699125
i actually knew a nigger who was sending 'p to people in my old school

 β„–17699250[Quote]

i told my friends to search up Cyclopia back in elementary school

 β„–17699252[Quote]

>>17699233
In some europoor contries it’s legal and pretty easy to get a hold of

 β„–17699258[Quote]

we had a substitute science teacher who on his 2nd day of being there smacked the shit out of a student

 β„–17699271[Quote]

>>17699250
one time i told a friend to search up lemon party geg

 β„–17699277[Quote]

>>17699252
I remember finding it easily as a caca

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>>17699271
your even worse

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>>17699271
dawk toes dats EPI

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>>17699271
I once got a friend to look up two girls one cup on a school computer

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>>17699290
AND IT WASN'T FILTERED

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>>17699290
and i thought i was bad for Cyclopia

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>>17698533 (OP)
Some rival gang members were shooting each other nearby the school. This led to the school to go on lockdown followed by all of us getting released early

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I think some greasy haired faggot at my highschool got caught watching 'p

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im the reason the school shut down

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>>17699333
what did you do

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>im the reason the school shut down

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Some kid jerked off in class last year

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>im the reason the school shut down

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one kid got pantsed and from what i know his dick was small

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in one of my lectures last year some nigger kept farting when the professor wasn't talking, talking full on ripping ass

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>>17699355
are you by chance in a special education program?

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>>17699373
people just call every dick small doe

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>>17699409
this guy got really leaky over it so i believe it

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one time my friend told me he was gonna fuck a foid in school so i popped his condom he had in his backpack when he wasn't looking with a small needle and now they are having a baby

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>one time my friend told me he was gonna fuck a foid in school so i popped his condom he had in his backpack when he wasn't looking with a small needle and now they are having a baby

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>>17698846
>calling your art students niggers on the first day of school

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>>17699337
i organized a protest against them not reporting a rapist at my school

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>one time my friend told me he was gonna fuck a foid in school so i popped his condom he had in his backpack when he wasn't looking with a small needle and now they are having a baby

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last friday some kid searched up 'Rosemary Walten r34' on a computer next to me

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>>17699458
MOOODDDSSS he is still in school so he's a caca

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>>17699453
understandable im shocked they didn't have some type of ring

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>>17699458
For reference this was at my college's library, by kid I mean 18 year old

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>>17699458
was he black and wearing a fnf shirt?

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>>17699474
he could be in senior year or he got held back

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>>17699474
Our facilities are shared with a local high school

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>>17699421
if i had an average sized dick and people were cockshaming me, i would be leaking aswell

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>>17699474
meds i was till 19 without being held back

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>>17698692
HE WAS A FRESHMAN!

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Im glad I dropped out of highschool, it was nothing but niggers doing drugs and retarded ass teachers who werent teaching shit.
>integrity clitty leakage

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>>17699477
no, had 'non-binary' vibes, would have moved but the place was really busy even doe teaching hasn't started yet

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some nigga lit the school on fire

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>>17699526
das lit

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some guy gave another guy edibles without telling him and both got expelled

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>technically not a gigaquote but a gigaunquote

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>>17699458
that's a giga walten files won

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>>17699546
>the guy who was the victim got expelled too
that's fucking retarded



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