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what was the worst thing that happened at your school?
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>>17700088
88 or sometin

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>>17700085
I told the principal immediately because I hated that nigga. My school didn't have an officer because it was too aryan.

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>>17700089
>every thread is turning into incomprehensible GET farms

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why do these autists care about a post number on a imageboard?

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get

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>>17700117
i got a get without even trying

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twice

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Gets

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>>17700132
checked

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>>17700125
we are all autistic

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>>17700136
into a toaster

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>>17700126
checked

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Ive never been to a physical school

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there was this big old bluetooth speaker in my school, it was kept in the main hall, and it was used for music during events, and for the dance teams. It didnt require any sort of authentication to use, and anyone could connect to it provided that it was switched on. Whenever it was in use, i would hide somewhere nearby, and i would connect to it. I would then play obscene audios, such as niggerspam, ridiculously bass boosted nigger rap, and other stuff. They were retarded so they never knew how to stop it, and i got away with it for over a year until they found a way to stop it. I was never caught.

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Dude one time Ernest Khalimov (guy behind the gigachad meme) came to our school and stated gigaquoting every thing we said. I said to him β€œNiggers pooping crackers” and he copied me and did an emote, signaling that im like him, therefore im a good person.

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>>17700147
how is home school like

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I used to go to this gymnasium (I'm German) that was built right next to another one. Both schools used the same property, recess areas, etc. and students of each school having beef with one another was basically an inside joke among pupils.

For context, the entrace to my school was at the top of a wide staircase. The end of one of the wings of the other school was near the start of the stairs and students of that school regularly hung out there in big groups

One day, I was on the top of the staircase when students from the other school started throwing firecrackers at the entrance of ours, where multiple students were. This went on for a few weeks until it stopped

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>>17700151
couldve played metal instead

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>>17700151
btw its nowhere near the worst thing, i just thought it was a funny honorable mention

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>>17700151
geeeg that sounds like something me and my pals in elementary school would do

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>>17700151
GEG did you ever record yourself doing it?

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>>17700151
if that was me i would've played 'g
>im assuming this would be today

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>>17700181
>recording yourself doing something that can get you expelled

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One time i was a weird kid gnawing on a pickle in the corner

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GETTY GET

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>>17698533 (OP)
when I was in elementary school during a break on the outside playground that we had next to school me and my friend would take random people's locker keys that they left behind on a concrete half wall for the duration of the break and drop them into a manhole through the crates, we thought it was the funniest shit ever

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>>17700211
PICKLE RICK

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some guys made this servery autistic girl cry and fall to the ground
>her legs barley worked

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>>17700206
aslong as you dont share it, its ok

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Me and all my (male) classmates would watch run the gauntlet every time we were all on a bus together

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>>17700232
there was a polka dot hair autistic girl that cried, wasnt seen ever since :(

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i showed one of my friends porn of dragons fucking cars back in the 6th grade

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>i showed one of my friends porn of dragons fucking cars back in the 6th grade

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>>17700253
she was a grade above me i wonder how she is doing now

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>>17700257
you a protagen by any chance?

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Some kid hanged themself off a tree in my old primary school

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>>17700266
i didn't actually show them it i just mentioned it
>he later ended up showing me some of it

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>>17700275
same school huh?

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>>17700257
Nigga i remember that

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>>17700291
i saw it from reddit

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My mulatto friend had a seizure once.

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i have the most insane story, but nobodys going to believe me

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>>17700339
just tell us

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an emo girl nearly ruined my life

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>>17700339
>I believe you



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