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drop scary stories/paranormal encounters you have had, drop them here nowwwwwww
/x/ is dnb

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number 15: i found poop in the urinal, and piss in the sink

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also drop scary photos you have taken o algo

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I saw a YouTube video as a caca that said if I viewed the smile dog image I would have a nightmare that would make me kill myself the next day and this kept me up for a week. Not a paranormal encounter, but still very scary (for cacas, at least).

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I honestly can't think of a scary story except for almost drowning in a pool and a creepy guy ogling me in the restroom as a kid once.

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when i was young it seemed that life was so wonderful

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Have you phonos heard of the scary story of the haunted 17600000 GET?

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>>17600000

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>>17610365
oyyyyyyy its gone

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once a light turned off before I flicked the switch, like I reached to flick it but before my hand got to it, it turned off. happened when I was a caca doe so maybe idk maybe I just convinced myself it happened.

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>>17610372
when i was a caca i had 1(one) light in my room, and this light would periodically switch off on its own for a while every now and then for some fucking reason
anyway one day i walked in my room at night and as soon as i walked in the light turned off and it scared me so bad i didnt go back in for the rest of the night

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poopoo smeared on toilet walls

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dropping this here
>>17610028
(I did not write it)

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>>17610343
while not scary or paranormal, i've had enough near-death experiences as a caca to count on two hands, yet i've felt nothing during and after the fact other than thinking it was weird that i felt and still feel nothing
i mean, i've:
>split my skull wide open on a brick and lived
>nearly drowned in the ocean as a 7 year old before climbing out on the edge of a dock, never told a soul. by far the only time i've ever feared for my life
>nearly got ran over by speeding cars point-blank on two occasions , i mean tires inches away from my feet
>accidentally came within 5 steps' distance of a mother bear in the woods before seeing it and running like the wind
>cartwheeled down an incredible distance while skiing at top speed down an uncharted section of a run and couldn't get up for what felt like forever, if i had hit a single tree i'd be done
>had a diagnosed, violently schizophrenic summer camp cabinmate who hated my guts go apeshit one night with a knife while everyone else slept, and i somehow didn't get stabbed in my sleep
maybe the severity of it numbed me each time, who knows

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>>17610526
cant tell if youre just unlucky or lethally retarded

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>>17610586
More likely exaggerating/misremembering these events. He likely wasn't as close to death each time as he thought.

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>>17610586
the stupidest shit WILL happen to me, good or bad, and i can't tell if it's my fault or if i just attract that kind of luck
>>17610600
okay maybe the severity of the skiing part is a little exaggerated tbh. it wasn't really as near death as much as it hurted like absolute fucking shit. but the others were really exactly as i told them

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>>17610664
>the others were really exactly as i told them
You told them exactly how you remembered them, you mean. You probably perceived and remembered these events as more dangerous than they were in actuality.

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The Jews have some alliance with the goblins.

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The Jews been doing some dark stuff they're doing strange conjuring.

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>>17610692
i don't even remember the first one i had to be told about everything after the fact
and have you ever experienced the sensation of drowning? fuck if i remembered that "wrong" dude it was in my lungs. i had to climb up on a rotting old dock with my little fucking caca arms and the waves pulled me off so many times
speeding cars are speeding cars dude, no two ways about that and i would've been pancaked if i took a step or two further
also to be fair it was a black bear but still a mama.

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the scariest story though is the fact that Hitler lost ww2

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>drop scary stories/paranormal encounters you have had, drop them here nowwwwwww
>/x/ is dnb



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