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>making your grandma fall down the stairs

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>sucking on a plugged in charger because it tasted funny

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>saying timeout or leaving tag before you were about to get tagged

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>hitting the neighbors daughter with a stick on accident so hard she gets knocked out and has to go to the ER.

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>cutting your friends face open with a scissor at a sleepover

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>stealing 800 robux from someone’s roblox account that they left on the school computer

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>Password: File
>Reason:
>>making your grandma fall down the stairs

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>lying about your age to go to a dangerous ride

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>>17565710
You did that as a kid?

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>eating 300 morning glory seeds and then tripping balls and puking everywhere

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>stealing and shitting in your mom's panties to fulfill your scat fetish

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>eating clay and getting nosebleed

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>believing that a game on roblox would give you robux for free

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>Leaking Alicias transgender grooming groupchat because mid-rapevictim because of a TTD video.
This was late cacahood though

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i have no memories

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>>17565816
that's actually giga doe

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>believing 4chan was an evil hacor collective because of YouTube video essay during unrestricted screentime.

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>putting coins in the cd player because it looked like a coinslot

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>stealing your older sisters underwear

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>gooning onto your own thighs

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>>17565855
Is that 'plier singing

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>>17565855
>coinslot

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>calling your uncle a weeb who works at Jimmy John's because he watched evangelion while babysitting me.

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>>17565886
you forgot the giga

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>>17565886
no giga

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>>17565886
Forgot the giga

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>gooning to EPI fetish porn

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>pissing into ziploc bags and throwing them at cars passing by your house

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>calling your sister a pussy out loud in a mcdonalds

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>Makinh holocaust jokes to the Jewish English teacher who smells funny while reading a holocaust book.

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>sucking and eating beautiful jewerlies

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>huffing marker fumes

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>>17565910
>ev&doe i still do dis as an adult

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>jumping out of your window after putting lots of blankets and pillows outside so it would be safe (it wasn't that high up so it was fine)

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>burning one small part of your Patrick Star plushie because you were bored and curious

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>stuffing your pants and shirt with pillows and walk feeling obese

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Which ID has the most childhood fails so far?

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>falling randomly because some part of your leg twitched

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>Telling grandpa about black market organ prices after seeing a organ price compassion video on YouTube.

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Which ID has the most childhood fails so far?

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>getting dragged into deviantart brimstone hell

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>browsing the deep web scared of 'p only to see a bunch of long dead atheist tranarchy blogs

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>telling my friends at the park about the nigger word because my mom told me it was bad to say, leading to them immediately screaming nigger at the PUBLIC park

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>Sending my teacher pizzas after learning about whitepages

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>>>17565958 (You)
>>>17565950
>>>17565921
>Boring ass stories

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>shitting on the kitchen floor and smearing it all over the fridge because my mom took away my laptop

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>>17565978
geg i did this

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>peeing from the window because I was playing with phonos in Minecraft

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>shitting yourself randomly

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Which ID has the most childhood fails so far?

<^π÷÷÷}}

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>getting upset at having to stop what you're doing to do naptime, so you stay awake during naptime & pretend to be asleep

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>Looking up boob tits on other kids devices.so they get in trouble when mom checks their search history

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>>17565997
Holy shit, dude. That's fucking hilarious.

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>>17565997
MAWWDDS IT'S EPI DATZ EPI

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>>17566007
I'm sorry I had to since it was funny

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>peeing in a cup because I was scared to pee outside

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>Looking up boob tits on other kids devices.so they get in trouble when mom checks their search history

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>calling the first lesbian kid in middle school a sea turtle who chokes on plastic because of an edgy reddit meme compilation.

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>accidentally pissing in the kitchen trashcan because your brain was on autopilot

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>>17566023
When this?

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>having a girl i thought was attractive at the time attracted to me and then not doing anything to signal that i liked her

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>>17566030
8th grade I think

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>refusing to wear a coat in winter because you're a contraryan

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>crying because the teletubbies reboot was available but not the original series

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>>17566036
>getting groomed

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>>17565997
i did a similar thing
>having a scat fetish leading to you knowing all of the sites with scat porn / hentai, so in junior high you waited for kids to abandon their laptops for the bathroom, so you'd go to scat porn websites on them, shut them, and wait for them to get back to class so their computers open up to scat

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>singing happy birthday to a girl who had a crush on me who told me her grandma died so she can fish attention

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>Refusing to be friends with someone because of cooties and it ended up becoming a 5 year old fued until he moves away.

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>calling your grandma deaf after you just learned what the word means in school

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>threatening your older brother with a kitchen knife because he unplugged the internet router

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>>17566050
>Refusing to be friends with someone because of cooties
>until he moves away
cooties? he? are you a foid?

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>>17566043
What grade?

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>looking at the list of bad words on Wikipedia so you can teach them to everybaldi in recess

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>getting aborted

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>>17566062
I also have a similar one
>threatening your dad with one of those replica katanas after he turned off the internet

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>getting attacked by chickens because you're a retard

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>getting suspended because the school monitor found a USB key you dropped so you tell him 'in your ass'

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>>17566066
No he touched a girl's hand in front of me so I told everyone he has cooties

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>yelling at your dad for no reason

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>>17566069
I don't remember what grade I was in, but this was when I was really young

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>>17566104
What year?

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>screaming "i'm going to rape you" at your cousin in a crowded public pool because you heard it on youtube and don't know what that means

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>Ghosting your girlfriend on read because of sigma edits and has been single since.

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>>17566107
I don't remember either honestly. It's just a vague memory

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>being left alone by your parents and being subject to vaginal, anal sex and fotced foot licking by your older neighbor
>later locking yourself with your older neighbor in the bathroom to have sex

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>>17566113
What video?

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>hitting your brother with a lightsaber full force from behind

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>>17566122
Caca confirmed

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>>17566129
i am an adult and it made me marge as well

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>>17566120
nigga what?

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>Shitting in your dads shoe

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>>17566113
I also have a very similar one to this
>yelling "i'm going to give earrape to you" to your best friend at a crowded public pool because you heard it on youtube and didn't know what rape meant

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I should have specified that it was hitting them on the top of the head with the lightsaber.

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>>17566117
>Teletubbies Everywhere is a spin-off (aka segment in the United States) of Teletubbies that aired on CBeebies on 11 February 2002. In the United States, the segment premiered on 20 January 2003 on PBS Kids,[133] usually replacing the original first half of the Teletubbies episodes.

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>>17566120
elaborate on this

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>>17566137
The video should have been 'g.

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>playing with door stoppers

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>calling another kid gay since 2nd grade because he fell on another kid in a very specific way so we call him Gaytags up until he commits suicide in junior year.

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>>17566156
holy shit

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>having a temper tantrum at school because you kept getting slaughtered on a mobile game

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>>17566137
I also had a similar experience
>telling people that im going to molest them because I saw it in a smosh video

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>killing a person and blowing up public infrastructure

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>>17566113
What was the reaction?

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>Adding a school friend on discord and never talking to him for six years and seeing him progressively troon out in secret.

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>>17566173
1:57 time

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>>17566180
lalalallala i filtered you i cant hear you lalalalalalala

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>>17566169
I have a similar one
>screaming slurs at your brother's graduation because you kept dying in geometry dash

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>>17566137
What was the reaction?

<The Flooded

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>performing shitty impressions

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>>17566188
thats fucking aryan

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>>17566156
Reminds me of that one thread where OP talked about bullying a kid to suicide because he shat his pants once in 2nd grade

Also he talked about throwing a rock at him causing him to need an eyepatch and he started calling him "Captain Sam Poopypants" or something

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>>17566194
Autistic giga

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>>17566193
My mother beating and scolding me as I got apalled stares from the public

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>>17566199
What did they say?

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>throwing your phone at the wall because you couldn't get minecraft pocket edition mods about traffic lights and cars to work

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>>17566194
>doing that perfectly cut screams thingy irl

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>>17566199
What did you do dumbass

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>griefing peoples minecraft bases for no reason

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>>17566197
I don't think he committed suicide because of gaytags though

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>>17566205
GEG I DID THIS

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>>17566205
Caca. Very recent meme.

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>hanging yourself and traumatizing your little sister for life

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>>17566203
they tried to ignore it for the most part but it was a lot of "shut up" "be quiet boy"

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>>17566213
Also
>thingy
is caca speak.

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>>17566217
Thingy is a funny word thoughie

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>>17566207
screaming slurs at your brother's graduation because you kept dying in geometry dash

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>>17566134
>>17566150
my parents used to leave me with a neighbor daughter except she already tried putting a carrot in the ass of my sister with a group of girls.
that bitch used me when I was a caca to practice sex I guess by telling me to lick her feet, vagina and sometimes we just had vaginal and anal sex even oral.
it's probably from age 5 until 9 or something, my earliest memories are from being raped.

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>stabbing your big brother

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>getting slapped by your dad infront of the principal and 2 teachers because you wanted to absolutely soak a teacher with a 1 liter water bottle for no reason

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>>17566224
What the fuck

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>>17566217
it's speak for me not caring enough to actually think of something, instead just wanting to get a reply out so people don't think i died

i don't wanna leave yall on a cliffhanger

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>>17566208
team avolition DIETY

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>>17566180
i was beaten severely by my parents when we got back home



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