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>making your grandma fall down the stairs
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>>17566257
she was fatand ugly and I was too much of a caca to even feel anything

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>>17566264
Delete the account if you don't use it anymore. If you forgot the password, report it for being underage.

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>being unable to make a microwavable croissant and causing a fight between your brothers because of it

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>shitting on the floor in your friends house and leaving before they notice

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>>17566266
I discovered the shawty in middle school and if has ruined my life love you soyim

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>>17566269
i retract my statement

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>>17566280
What year?

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>eating only ramen once per day because of the hunger headaches

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>>17566280
>middle school
SOYIM…. I….

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>>17566280
I would say something but 2020 was 6 years ago so

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okay i'm about to go through everything that happened at my year 7 school camp, so it's gonna be long

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>>17566283
I want to say 2022 but I remember most using the site during Operation 9/11 before being hooked on since.

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>starving yourself over a month's period to get skinny

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>>17566224
What the actual fuck bro. You live in las vegas? Cause i have an imagine in my mind of who couldve done this heinous crime

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>>17566305
That's a penis.

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>>17566308
GEEEEEEG

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>>17566224
Actual dog toes

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>>17566304
How old are you now?

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>>17566305
i lowk still do dis but its because my meds fuck wit my appetite

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>>17566320
This is my first year as a NEET

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18

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>>17566321
The one who takes photos of girls at Starbucks

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>>17566321
>tiny dicks are cute doey

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>>17566340
Not Vivian

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>>17566343
i dont know who that is

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>attempting to strangle yourself with a scarf to see what dying feels like

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Watching John Doyle never goon video to stop your porn addiction from growing any further in middle school.

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>refusing to do the field trip paperwork assignment because you get upset at something, so you just end up walking around looking at stuff for fun

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>>17566354
The newest soy groomette

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>>17566360
Wait i did that before but it was because i wanted to he on americas funniest videos

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>shitting yourself on the school bus during a field trip

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>lighting sticks on fire and trying to smoke them

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>>17566380
Marge in regards to vidrel.

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>on year 7 camp, freezing everybody's underwear, soaking it, and freezing it, causing a frozen underwear epidemic across the campsite. also throwing those underwear in a tree upon their defrosting, forcing one of the teachers to get it all out of the tree ON HER BIRTHDAY. and also diving to the bottom of murky water so you can tickle people's feet and scare the shit out of them, while we were out swimming in a lake. also putting underpants on your head to use as a digsuise, while roaming around other people's cabins to steal people's contraband candy, eventually going into one cabin where we saw some scrawny fuck dancing naked, swinging his towel and 2 inch penis around. also someone burning a bible, going missing for 2 days, having no recollection of what just happened, and nobody actually knows where they went. also flinging some kid's underwear at the ceiling fan for 5 hours on one night, eventually breaking the fan. also having a party at 2am, and throwing a chair off of a balcony, which ended up impaling some kid in the back, almost killing him. also getting sent out to sit on the road for half an hour at 1am, in the freezing cold, shirtless, because you were too loud, and it was past bedtime. also evacuating the entire campsite, because you decided to do deodorant grenades with your friends, and throw punctured deodorant cans into the forest, eventually throwing so much (like 40) that the smell spread to the entire camp, causing everybody to evacuate.

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>Yelling in my mother's ear

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>getting tricked into viewing furry transformation content

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>>17566385
LaatenisayaycontentahcuhwaturenajordeviolehtootehprotectedgroupIcanhoweverpasirgviolentsamesongturonsomtansprovidedangerer

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>Getting reverse EPI'd so now whenever i see drawn porn i just geg

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>>17566391
This niggas entire class is a clone of the No David! kid

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sorry my memory sucks

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>>17566414
it's so bad in fact that I can barely remember half the shit I did last year

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>>17566224
I swear to god people here make up these stories, the way they describe and say them, it is like they are lying about these stories because they goon to the thought of it idk

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>>17566424
and the year before
and the year before that
and etc

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>trying to start a campfire in the living room using flint and steel

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>Shoving a popcorn kernel down into my ear because everyone in class was being to loud, leading to me having to go to the hospital and get it removed



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