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Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:33:39 №17500888 [Last 50 Posts][1][2][Quote]

>you see this is why all moids need to die and-
<fuk u foyd I sigma

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:34:30 №17500910 [Quote]

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>you see this is why all moids need to die and-
<fuk u foyd I sigma

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:35:43 №17500936 [Quote]

>>17500888 (OP)
W caca ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:36:07 №17500941 [Quote]

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>Hey, Miss. How're you doing?

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:36:22 №17500945 [Quote]

W caca🥹🥹🥹🥹

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:39:15 №17501005 [Quote]

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>How's your day been, Miss? I understand you've a coffee shop of some sort; if you'd brew me up something, I'd be glad to pay you for it

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:40:45 №17501038 [Quote]

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>>17501005
<kys moid you're a literal potential rapist

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:41:34 №17501053 [Quote]

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>Time for Poop and Nigers diying! HahhahahahahhahahHiuyg

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:42:17 №17501067 [Quote]

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>>17501038
>Hey, miss, no need to get so cruel! I'm just looking to peruse your items! Surely your pretty looks will reflect in the coffee you make, no?

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:43:12 №17501086 [Quote]

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>>17501067
^nate wat da fug u say not sigma

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:44:41 №17501118 [Quote]

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>>17501086
>I didn't know you could talk, dear ol' brother of mine. How about I put you in front of the tele-square and you can watch whatever cheap cartoon Hanna-Whoever's airing right now, alright?

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:44:52 №17501120 [Quote]

>>17500888 (OP)
if you were curious (OP) i masterbated to the image on the left

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:45:37 №17501138 [Quote]

>people are unironically roleplaying as soyjaks now
autistic thread salt please jsid already

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:45:46 №17501139 [Quote]

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>>17501118
^to twee yer dagestan nooooooow!!!

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:45:53 №17501140 [Quote]

>>17501138
Rude

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:46:13 №17501146 [Quote]

gem thread

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:46:15 №17501147 [Quote]

>>17501138
Is fun not allowed anymore?

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:46:27 №17501151 [Quote]

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>>17501138
>roleplaying as 'jaks

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:46:44 №17501162 [Quote]

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>>17501139
>Brother, might you speak more comprehensibly? I can't understand you very much-a-good!

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:47:06 №17501166 [Quote]

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>>17501118
>Hiya Nathaniel, wanna try some of this tasty cereal I just bought?

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:47:11 №17501169 [Quote]

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>fuk u foyd I sigma

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:47:33 №17501175 [Quote]

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roleplaying as 'jaks

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:48:23 №17501188 [Quote]

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>>17501166
>Doesn't look official, sir. Gimme those ones with Mr. Jinks on the box; us youngins are attracted to funny-lookin' cartoons!

Anonymous 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:50:31 №17501218 [Quote]

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>nom nom nom nice cafe nom nom

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:50:40 №17501223 [Quote]

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>Now, if mind you don't, I'll see if I can get that pretty ol' lady with the green dress to hang out with me. Her daughter Soytan's dreadful!

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:52:19 №17501248 [Quote]

bump

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:52:48 №17501256 [Quote]

>>17501248
can one of you phonos write something i like these rp threads

Anonymous 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:52:56 №17501258 [Quote]

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>>17501223
^naaaah nate that's lowk didy stuff

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:53:21 №17501262 [Quote]

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>Fe' who is this random moid he looks kinda weird

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:54:05 №17501276 [Quote]

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>>17501256
>cmon keep fueling my erp nate x miss crystal roleplay i'm almost there

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:54:12 №17501280 [Quote]

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>>17501258
>What's a "diddy"? Did mother listen to Beethoven whilst you were in her belly? Is that why you're bringing up music terminol-ol-ogy?

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:54:27 №17501284 [Quote]

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>Mmm… these burgers sure are good looking, let's see if they live up to that in terms of flavor or something

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:54:36 №17501286 [Quote]

>>17501276
WHEN DO WE GET TO THE PART WHERE MISS CRYSTAL RAPES NATE?

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:55:17 №17501296 [Quote]

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cmon keep fueling my erp nate x miss crystal roleplay i'm almost there

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:55:19 №17501297 [Quote]

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Is this the place that's selling the limited edition reusable Mario coffee cup?

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:55:58 №17501312 [Quote]

can you people write along with nate's story arc we're going to be disassembled if we just make random statements

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:56:01 №17501313 [Quote]

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>Is this the place that's selling the limited edition reusable Mario coffee cup?

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:56:12 №17501316 [Quote]

>>17501297
viewer here this is an awesome question seca

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:56:37 №17501324 [Quote]

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>Bark

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:57:07 №17501331 [Quote]

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>>17501312
>FOLLOW MUH STORY THIS IS MY ERP SESSION STOP MESSING IT UP

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:57:26 №17501342 [Quote]

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>>17501280
>Now, as those cereal advertisements are prone to saying, I'll get goin', and see where that pretty miss with the green fashion statement is! Hopefully I can convince her to hang with me

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:57:26 №17501343 [Quote]

>>17501284
Kill yourself obsessed british faggot

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:58:16 №17501360 [Quote]

>>17501331
no we should be writing in a pg classic sitcom style you're weird and you should be family friendly pg clean

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:58:42 №17501369 [Quote]

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>>17501284
>what a belle day, strolling through my walkable cities- Is that… een ameriMUTT? NEIN! NEIN NEIN NEIN! FUCKING FATASS! OUR HEALTHCARE IS BETTER! NEIN!!!!

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:58:58 №17501377 [Quote]

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>>17501280
>Hi!

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:59:29 №17501390 [Quote]

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>>17501343
i'm not british or however the tea is partied

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 21:59:30 №17501391 [Quote]

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>>17501377
>Hello, how's your day been miss?

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:00:08 №17501408 [Quote]

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>>17501391
>Quite dandy, thanks for asking

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:00:23 №17501417 [Quote]

please die
>>17501390

Anonymous 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:00:43 №17501424 [Quote]

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>Everybody! Remember this Cafe's rules, number 1, no hecking fascism, number 2, no hecking misogyny, and finally, Women are always right!

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:00:55 №17501428 [Quote]

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>>17501408
>Say, you look a little like that miss with the green dress! I hear she runs a coffee shop or something of the sort; do you know who I'm referencing?

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:01:05 №17501433 [Quote]

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>Consumes a 4 year old black toddler

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:02:05 №17501457 [Quote]

>>17501428
erp fail geg

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:02:48 №17501476 [Quote]

>>17501457
I'm running a PG show! Don't violate the Hays Code, y'know?

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>>17501457
its derailed

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:03:16 №17501488 [Quote]

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>>17501408
when suddenly… le swedette
>throws poop at annabelle(neighbour lady)

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:03:20 №17501489 [Quote]

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>>17501428
>Why, yes, I do! She's my neighbour and I've been to her cafe a few times. The coffee is very good there!

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:03:26 №17501490 [Quote]

>>17501476
Then skip to the part where shotjak skullfucks soytan's head please

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:04:14 №17501504 [Quote]

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>>17501489
>Boy, aren't you in a lucky position. May you kindly redirect me to her coffee shop? I'd like to get to know her!

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:04:48 №17501515 [Quote]

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>>17501490
kek i know what you're talking about, i still got picrel saved

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:05:32 №17501537 [Quote]

>>17501515
Does she grow back another one

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:05:49 №17501547 [Quote]

>>17501504
im waiting

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:05:52 №17501550 [Quote]

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I know for a fact a real girl was in this thread

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:05:52 №17501551 [Quote]

>>17501515
the gem that saved the party

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:06:09 №17501557 [Quote]

:( i wanted to write

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:06:58 №17501576 [Quote]

>>17501557
i wanna write too but i'm not sure what character to be

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:07:07 №17501579 [Quote]

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>>17501504
>Sure! Her cafe is just around the corner, near that yellow house

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:09:51 №17501638 [Quote]

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>>17501579
>Would it be so rude of me to ask if we could walk together? Maybe she'll be more receptive of me if she sees a friend of hers

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>>17501638
>I wouldn't mind!

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:12:33 №17501693 [Quote]

im into men sorry

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>>17501683
>Well, aren't you just a kind fellow-ess?

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:13:03 №17501703 [Quote]

>im into bibisi sorry

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:13:47 №17501725 [Quote]

>>17501702
Nate and Annabelle walk to Miss Crystal's house

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:17:39 №17501831 [Quote]

>>17501725
nate rapes annabelle.

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:18:09 №17501840 [Quote]

>>17501831
Wrong answer

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:18:27 №17501850 [Quote]

>>17501725
By house I meant her coffee shop whoops

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:18:37 №17501856 [Quote]

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>>17501831
>and i was there too

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:18:52 №17501865 [Quote]

>>17501840
ok just skip to the cafe nigga

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:19:16 №17501874 [Quote]

>>17501865
I'm waiting for the Annabelle poster to talk

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:19:25 №17501876 [Quote]

>>17501840
does nate rape anabelle

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:19:48 №17501886 [Quote]

>>17501876
No he does not. It's not in his character to do that

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:19:59 №17501896 [Quote]

>>17501886
Obsessed

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:19:59 №17501897 [Quote]

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>tee hee! nate you know its ok to hold my hand!

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:20:33 №17501905 [Quote]

>>17501897
Is this whole RP women softly grooming nate? is this evangelion?

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:21:01 №17501918 [Quote]

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>>17501897
>Well, that's fine. Anyways, we're here! Mind getting the gal in green to introduce herself to mister I?

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:21:50 №17501946 [Quote]

>>17501905
Threads where someone pretends to be a girl grooming a guy pretending to be nate are the future get with the times shemmycuck

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:21:51 №17501947 [Quote]

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>>17501918
Okay, I'll see if she has some time on her hands. I just know she'll be happy to see you!

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:22:17 №17501959 [Quote]

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>>17501918
>IS THAT A FUCKING MOID WHY DID YOU BRING HIM HERE

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:22:24 №17501960 [Quote]

You >>17501947
I forgot my arrow damn it

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:22:53 №17501970 [Quote]

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>>17501947
>Well, aren't you just swell? Sweet, too. I'll sit down somewhere near the entrance and wait 'till you come back

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:23:52 №17501996 [Quote]

>>17501946
No they're going to end up just as friends for now. I've a dynamic instilled in me where Nate isn't mature at his age yet to please Femjak too much

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:23:54 №17501999 [Quote]

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>>17501970
>She has a few minutes to spare, step inside!

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:24:11 №17502007 [Quote]

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>>17501946
i'm not complaining it's pretty fun to see a take of nate inspired off shinji(even if unintentional), oddly very fitting

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:24:49 №17502024 [Quote]

>>17501996
>for now
Just how long do you plan on this shit continuing

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:25:12 №17502040 [Quote]

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>annabelle heyyy girlieee

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:25:16 №17502046 [Quote]

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>>17501999
>Thank goodness! I'll walk with you

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:26:29 №17502068 [Quote]

>>17502024
I wasn't referring to this thread; I was referring to my "headcanon" or world of characters based on Soyjaks

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:27:10 №17502082 [Quote]

nigga ive been doin miss crystal and nophono is replying

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:27:37 №17502097 [Quote]

>>17502082
I'm waiting for the Annabelle person to respond

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:27:39 №17502099 [Quote]

>>17502068
You may just be the fattest brown pooner to ever live

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im thinking of how to implement soytan into this thread

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:28:00 №17502104 [Quote]

>>17502007
It's unintentional; my characterization of Nate is that he's somewhat of a Phil Silvers takeoff if he was a teenager

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:28:26 №17502114 [Quote]

>>17502103
dodis

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:28:36 №17502118 [Quote]

>>17502099
Do pooners care about anything pre-2000s? Does any youngin besides me care?

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>>17502046
>Ok!

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:29:40 №17502139 [Quote]

>>17502118
Yes they have spergy obsessions about almost anything you can think of

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:29:44 №17502141 [Quote]

>>17502114
I'm thinking she could get into the cafe and then get heartbroken at seeing Nate confessing to miss crystal or something but it'd be pretty boring for her to just enter the cafe alone

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:30:08 №17502148 [Quote]

>>17502103
My idea is that she's Femjak's daughter and gets jealous when Nate gets attention from other dames - ex. her mother. She likes him, and whilst Nate doesn't like her personality, he has a soft spot for her looks

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:30:25 №17502154 [Quote]

>>17502141
and then like pepe comes and takes soytan

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:31:10 №17502168 [Quote]

>>17502154
Nate already has that wise-cracking smartyallec type personality Pepe has; I don't see him fitting in whilst not being redundant

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>>17502154
so she'd enter the cafe with pepe? That makes no sense but it sounds like a geggy pairing

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:31:36 №17502178 [Quote]

>>17502168
Pepe is aryan and Nate's not so you should replace nate with pepe

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:31:54 №17502184 [Quote]

>>17502134
Nate and Annabelle walk to where Miss Crystal is. Nate feels optimistic and comforted knowing a friend of hers is going to introduce him to her

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:32:08 №17502192 [Quote]

>>17502148
>>17502173
>>17502141
this thread is so girlish

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:32:08 №17502193 [Quote]

>>17502168
then it'd make sense for soytan to go with pepe since he's similar to nate

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:32:17 №17502197 [Quote]

>>17502173
no pepe comes in and takes her

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:32:59 №17502216 [Quote]

>>17502178
Pepe should have his own disconnected adventures, akin to Hanna-Barbera's three-unrelated-characters strategy

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:33:01 №17502219 [Quote]

>>17502184
Nate sees Miss Crystal and is feeling confident

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 22:33:23 №17502231 [Quote]

KEEP THE STORY GOING WE ARE DERAILING