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>you see this is why all moids need to die and-
<fuk u foyd I sigma
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>Good golly! guess i'll have to rape everyone in this establishment from now on.

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>>17502973
>fine. here.

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Nate spots Soytan finally ordering, and then gets a little less bored.
>Hopefully she finishes quickly, so that I can talk to her mother more

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>>17502970
>hello friend! this place look awesome!

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>>17502970
⚠️⚠️SHEMMYPITO IN THE BUILDING⚠️⚠️

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>>17502990
>Swell! How much will it be, sir?

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>>17502999
Everyone in this thread besides me is a shemmypedo for making fanfictions about soyjaks

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>>17502987
>Bro…
<Bro…
^Bro…

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>Raping niggers

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>>17503009
Wait wtf why is Cobson there it should be Femjak that's what we established

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>>17503009
>14.88 dollars please

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>>17503020
Femjak isa shemmybrap variant so now Nate is going to rape cobson instead

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>>17503031
No. That's inappropriate and wrong! No sodomy!

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>>17502949
Maybe, but I'm not sure how exactly she acts, and I also don't really agree with her being soytan's mom(i find it weird for nate to be trying to conquer soytan's mom and for soytan to see that)

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>>17503039
That's ok because nate will be skullfucking cobson

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>>>17503031
>No. That's inappropriate and wrong! No sodomy!

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>>17503043
The plan is for Nate to remain friendly with her, and for Nate to reject Soytan's advances. It's like a cycle of rejection

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>>17503058
Also Cobson is Nate's father

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>>17503024
>(Hehe, that reminds me of Nate's username when we played Minecrap that one time…)
>Sure, here you go!
She gives him the money from her nintendo themed coin purse and grabs her order.
>Thank you, sir.
She walks away and finds an available table, unaware of Nate now being aware of her presence.

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>>17502998
>Yes, I completely agree. The scenery here is quite quaint! Hmmm… but I’m hungry as a wolf. Would you mind fetching me some coffee, dear friend?

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>>17503077
of course! here i need to order now anyway ill get us both some coffee!

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>>17503074
FUUCK I FORGOT THE IMAGE (imagine the burger is something else)

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>>>17503024
>>(Hehe, that reminds me of Nate's username when we played Minecrap that one time…)
>>Sure, here you go!
>She gives him the money from her nintendo themed coin purse and grabs her order.
>>Thank you, sir.
>She walks away and finds an available table, unaware of Nate now being aware of her presence.

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>>17503074
Nate spots her and ultimately tries to act nonchalant to woo Miss Crystal by impressing her with his facade.

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where has fucking miss crystal gone

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>>17503091
gemmy video

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>>17503099
GEEEGGGGGG THIS SHIT IS GETTING GEMMY

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>>>17503074
>FUUCK I FORGOT THE IMAGE (imagine the burger is something else)

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>>17503103
I don't know; she's supposed to be the owner and sole worker of the small establishment, as well as being Soytan's mother. Someone decided to shoehorn in Cobson

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>>17503116
i made cobson the barista cuz i couldnt think of anything else

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>>17503099
Gemerald reply in a sea of coal

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>>>17503103
>I don't know; she's supposed to be the owner and sole worker of the small establishment, as well as being Soytan's mother. Someone decided to shoehorn in Cobson

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>>17503123
coal is an understatement. This is worse than brimstone. Dare I say, this thread might be poopson.

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>>17503150
Why thoughie

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>>17503134
Do you have the family fatigue image I don't think I have it saved.

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>>17503150
TSMT, this whole thread is just a sea of ClipboardImage.png fags and incomprehensible shitty storytelling.

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>>17503166
Collaborating with people is impossible when everyone wants to veer off in a different direction

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>>17503150
Truth nuke
>>17503157
Because you're a pooner that thinks you're writing in 60s sitcom style without actually writing any jokes also roleplaying as feminine bald men with glasses is gay

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>>17503083
>Thank you dearly, my one true friend.
He goes to sit down, waiting for Colorjak.

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>>17503182
I've literally only "roleplayed" as Nate; the females are others

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>>>17503166 (You)
>Collaborating with people is impossible when everyone wants to veer off in a different direction

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fine i'll temporarily act as miss crystal until someone else joins
Miss Crystal finally shows up and approaches Nate holding a large cup.
>Here's your coffee, sweetie. Sorry for taking so long, SOMEONE broke the damn coffee making machine the last time they worked their shift.

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>>17503197
By feminine I mean nate who is based off soyjak which is drawn to be feminine also why put roleplayed in quotes when that's exactly what you're doing

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>>17503190
*sits with him*
>drink up buttercup!

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>>17503197
Also it's more inline with 60s cartoons that are downstream of then-contemporary sitcom writing; characters would often use alliteration or rhymes and that would be the joke. That mentality has rubbed off on me

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>>17503166
dats aryan roleplaying shemmyslutta

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>fine i'll temporarily act as miss crystal until someone else joins
>Miss Crystal finally shows up and approaches Nate holding a large cup.
>>Here's your coffee, sweetie. Sorry for taking so long, SOMEONE broke the damn coffee making machine the last time they worked their shift.



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