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>>17502999Everyone in this thread besides me is a shemmypedo for making fanfictions about soyjaks
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>>17503009Wait wtf why is Cobson there it should be Femjak that's what we established
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>>17503020Femjak isa shemmybrap variant so now Nate is going to rape cobson instead
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>>17503031No. That's inappropriate and wrong! No sodomy!
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>>17502949Maybe, but I'm not sure how exactly she acts, and I also don't really agree with her being soytan's mom(i find it weird for nate to be trying to conquer soytan's mom and for soytan to see that)
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>>17503039That's ok because nate will be skullfucking cobson
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>>17503043The plan is for Nate to remain friendly with her, and for Nate to reject Soytan's advances. It's like a cycle of rejection
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>>17503058Also Cobson is Nate's father
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>>17503024>(Hehe, that reminds me of Nate's username when we played Minecrap that one time…)>Sure, here you go!She gives him the money from her nintendo themed coin purse and grabs her order.
>Thank you, sir.She walks away and finds an available table, unaware of Nate now being aware of her presence.
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>>17503074Nate spots her and ultimately tries to act nonchalant to woo Miss Crystal by impressing her with his facade.
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where has fucking miss crystal gone
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>>17503099GEEEGGGGGG THIS SHIT IS GETTING GEMMY
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>>17503103I don't know; she's supposed to be the owner and sole worker of the small establishment, as well as being Soytan's mother. Someone decided to shoehorn in Cobson
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>>17503116i made cobson the barista cuz i couldnt think of anything else
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>>17503099Gemerald reply in a sea of coal
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>>17503123coal is an understatement. This is worse than brimstone. Dare I say, this thread might be poopson.
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>>17503134Do you have the family fatigue image I don't think I have it saved.
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>>17503150TSMT, this whole thread is just a sea of ClipboardImage.png fags and incomprehensible shitty storytelling.
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>>17503166Collaborating with people is impossible when everyone wants to veer off in a different direction
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>>17503150Truth nuke
>>17503157Because you're a pooner that thinks you're writing in 60s sitcom style without actually writing any jokes also roleplaying as feminine bald men with glasses is gay
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>>17503182I've literally only "roleplayed" as Nate; the females are others
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>>17503197By feminine I mean nate who is based off soyjak which is drawn to be feminine also why put roleplayed in quotes when that's exactly what you're doing
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>>17503197Also it's more inline with 60s cartoons that are downstream of then-contemporary sitcom writing; characters would often use alliteration or rhymes and that would be the joke. That mentality has rubbed off on me
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>>17503166dats aryan roleplaying shemmyslutta