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Visit a friend or family
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>>17490023I have no money for public transportation. And that fucking annoys me
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depends on what country you live in
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>>17490028I live in a "1st world " nation. Nordics
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catch a pigeon and fry it
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>>17490035We don't have pidgeons here in the nordics
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>>17490030oops–unless you're brown, then don't expect much altruism from other people
maybe a nearby church might feed you
you could also try taking a stroll out of the city (unless it's the capital) and look for the nearest trees that grow fruit
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nigga just visit a foodbank
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steal
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Ask for money here, a donateGOD might give you some shekels
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>>17490054Churches no longer give food. Also taking fruits off trees is a crime.
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>>17490053feeding starving ANBs… giga behavior or not?
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This nigga doesnt know the uber eats method
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Post address and let us order pizzas
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>>17490080We don't have Uber Eats here
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>>17490068Wtf? You can't pick fruit off of trees in Sweden (or whatever Nordic country you live in)
holy raisin bro, you're done
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>>17490083You have running water at home? You'll be fine if you don't eat for a few days, just make sure to drink something
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Buy chicken pate and canned dog food
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Come down to jerdee fried chicken mayn
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>>17490112Too expensive for me. I have only 9€ in my account and 8€ on hand
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>>17490125Yo can I borrow some money nigga?
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You can't sell something quickly maybe? video game console, sneakers, whatever?
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>>17490130I could. I have some movies and stuff i don't use
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>has Internet access and the luxury to own a phone AND USE THE FUCKING INTERNET
>asks for food on the shardy
Engagement bait thread, you can just sell your phone loser or eat from the trash or ask anyone for food, for example you knock random nigger house and ask them "hey do you have anything sugery? I'm diabetic and i need something to eat quickly" but no you need to attention whore on the shardy you fucking losee
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just beg on the street or get into debt so jew bvlls own your soul
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>>17490149Bro i need a phone to live. Since they need a phone number to do anything.
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>>17490149I tried asking people. They too are broke
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>>17490167Can't do the debt method. They put a warning on my account.
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Engagement farmer
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>>17490188I seriously want some ideas
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>>17490135Then sell that, if you seriously have no money
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>>17490196Il try to. Fucking hate how you need to make some kind of professional listing and then dela with assholes that always keep on haggling prices
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>>17490173okay then since you own a home and stuff, why don't you roadkill max? Kidnap a wild cat or dog or rat or anything and eat then
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Are u the same guy from yesterday's thread or is shardee filled with starving nowadays
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>>17490205I don't have a car. And doing that is a crime. But il try to sell stuff
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>>17490205That would be based af
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>>17490199I genuinely hate selling stuff. Because you need to take multiple photos, write descriptions and info. Deal with hagglers, idiots asking you "Can you ship this to bum fuck no where?" and faggots who say "Would you take a exchange for this shit on a stick i found?"
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Order a prank pizza to your house and then beg the delivery guy for it
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Everyone here is broke too
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>>17490251And its not fucking available in my country. What the fuck?
It literally looks interesting and i would willingly download this app
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i would sned you some doordash but you are le europoop so i don't think it would work or something
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>>17490261OP dumpster dive
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GET A JOB NIGGER
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literally you can just boil water and get pasta and slap cheese on it
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Do you have any food delivery apps in your country? The uber eats method isnt exclusive to uber eats
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>>17490272I've tried dumpster diving. Not worth it. Used to be worth it that's how i found a bunch of old computers that i flipped
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Also if ur nordic go pick up some bottles and cans you should get around 0.20€ for one plastic bottle recycled
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>>17490272those are for american dumpsters, there might be different guidelines since op is a nord
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>>17490276I HAVE A FUCKING JOB. BUT THEY REFUSE TO PAY IN TIME AND I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL MONDAY AND THEY ARE ONLY GOING TO PAY ME 200€ FOR 2 WEEKS OF WORK
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>>17490284Hmmm.. I should try it.
I did already return all bottles a week ago.
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>>17490291are you a wagecuck or do you work for a criminal nigger or something
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>>17490282Well we have Wolt.
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>>17490300Im a wagecuck. I should probably work for criminals.
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OP please specify what country so we can help
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send ur address so we can all come and feed you our seed in group
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why are we bullying poor op just for being asian? that's not nice :(
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>>17490330I've tried it. But their places are only open for one hour. And closed during the weekends. And only opens twice a month. Also horrible waiting lines.
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>>17490303I dont know what that is because im amerimutt but if you can order food from it this should work. Just order food and charge it back saying it never arrived. At worst they'll just ban you or your address from their app
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>>17490364Yeah that method doesn't work in Wolt here. I don't even have money to order stuff from there via my card. Also you need to spend minimum 12€ to order anything.
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Local Facebook "Buy Nothing" or "Free Cycle" Groups: Search Facebook for your specific town or neighborhood name combined with "Buy Nothing," "Kiertotalous," or "Ilmaistori." Post an honest, direct request: "Hi neighbors, I am facing a tight spot between paychecks and completely out of food. Does anyone have any spare dry goods or pantry staples they can spare?" People in Finland are often quick to drop off extra groceries anonymously or help out a neighbor in need.
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>>17490382Im banned from using Facebook since 2018
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>>17490337You can recycle cans and go buy some -60% red meat and pasta from ilta-ale. Create nistipata. Should feed you for a day
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>>17490390I want to keep some of my dignity. This shit is making me fucking cry
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Tbh just try the roadkill method, who cares if it's a crime? just Cook it correctly
>Europe so cucked that they donate everything they have to niggers while their population is starving
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>>17490425Getting road kill here isn't pretty easy. People are careful with animals.
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>>17490444You need to go ruoka.apu with them. But the problem is that their places are closed during the weekend. And they only give breakfast and its 14:54
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>>17490444Ruoka-apu is the method
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do you have a crypto wallet?
>inb4 dignity while asking sharddy for money
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OP's best chance here is to buy a bag of rice that can keep him fed for multiple meals
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>>17490472geg i remember this channel
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>>17490472BRO I DON'T EVEN HAVE 50€
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>>17490507How much do u have on ur name? How far is the nearest store, do u live on the countryside or a city
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>>17490481I have a electrum wallet i think. Not sure how it works.
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>>17490515In my account 8.80€ and on hand 9€.
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>>17490518ill see how it works and maybe i can try and wire you some cash
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Head to a Lidl, Prisma, or S-Market and stick strictly to store-brand basic items (look for labels like *Rainbow*, *K-Basic*, *X-Tra*, or Lidl’s generic brands).
The Survival Grocery List (Max €9)
* Rolled Oats (Kaurahiutaleet): ~€0.70 to €1.00 for a 1kg bag. This is your ultimate calorie source. Make porridge with water. It provides sustained energy and will last you over a week.
* Macaroni (Makaroni): ~€0.40 to €0.60 for a 500g bag. Dense, cheap carbohydrates that fill your stomach.
* Dried or Canned Beans/Lentils: ~€1.00 to €1.50. Canned baked beans or kidney beans provide essential protein so you don't lose muscle mass or crash.
* Root Vegetables (Carrots or Potatoes): A 1kg bag of carrots or potatoes usually costs about €1.00 to €1.50. They are packed with vitamins and keep you full longer than processed snacks.
* Cooking Oil or Margarine: The absolute cheapest store-brand margarine or vegetable oil costs around €1.00 to €1.50. You need fats for basic caloric intake and energy.
* Loaf of Basic Rye Bread or White Bread: A cheap store-brand loaf can be found for roughly €1.20 to €1.50.
Immediate Strategies to Stretch Your Money
* The Yellow Sticker Hunt (-30% to -60%): Visit a Prisma or S-Market late in the evening (usually after 21:00). They slap yellow discount stickers on items expiring that day. You can often find bread, minced meat, or ready meals for a fraction of the cost.
* Free Food Aid (Ruoka-apu): If 9€ is truly all you have and you are facing immediate hunger, Finland has widespread free food distribution networks run by churches (Diakonia) and organizations like *Vailla vakinaista asuntoa ry* or *Sininauhasäätiö*. Look up "ruoka-apu" near your city. They distribute surplus food boxes for free, no questions asked.
If you are a student, check if your campus cafeteria has subsidised meals remaining, though even a cheap student lunch usually costs around €2.70 to €3.00. Focus your cash purely on high-calorie density: oats, pasta, and root vegetables.
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>>17490537Op should hunt and eat this, and eat cockroach bar and cricket milk
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>>17490544I checked my fridge. I have some left over minced pork meat, some garlic, oil and butter. And a few potatoes that im sure might be expired.
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>>17490561Nigger the first obvious thing is to check fridge before crying
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start making soup
its alot cheaper
once you get your salary of course
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>>17490588But the thing is. The potatoes are expired as fuck.
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Whether you can eat those potatoes depends entirely on their physical condition. Check them against these guidelines before cooking:
* Safe to use: If the potatoes just have a few small sprouts or are slightly wrinkled but are still firm to the touch and white/yellow on the inside once peeled, they are safe. Just cut away the sprouts and any green patches.
* Throw them out: If they are completely soft, mushy, spongy, shriveled, or leaking liquid, or if the flesh inside is heavily discolored or intensely green, do not eat them. Eating heavily spoiled or green potatoes can cause severe food poisoning and solanine toxicity (nausea, stomach cramps, and vomiting).
How to cook what you have:
If the minced pork has been safely stored (in the fridge or freezer) and smells fine, and you salvage usable potatoes, you have the makings of a quick skillet hash.
1. Inspect the meat: Ensure the minced pork smells normal and isn't slimy or discolored.
2. Prep the potatoes: Peel the potatoes, cut away any bad spots or sprouts, and dice them into small cubes so they cook fast.
3. Cook: Heat a bit of oil and butter in a pan. Fry the diced potatoes until they are tender and golden. Push them to the side, brown the minced pork with the minced garlic, and then mix everything together with salt and pepper if you have them. Make sure the pork is cooked completely through.
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>>17490607Zero sprouting at all
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>>17490611fuck it il buy some macaroni and make some nisti with what i have left. And then probably for tomorrow make smashes potatoes and starve to death
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do you live in an apartment?
if not then i would recommend growing your own food
but it's too late for that now
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>>17490654can't you just kill a eat or squirrel? Even a lizard to get meat, literally grain stuff aren't so healthy you need meat bro, i read somewhere that rotten meat is fine but idk
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>>17490022 (OP)Ice cubes and grass
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Geg nusois can’t walk to jobs
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>>17490731Killing squirrels is a crime. Lizards too.
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>>17490744Bro i have a fucking joke
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>>17490671I live in an apartment
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>>17490747Nigger who cares? Maybe you deserve to starve then
Kill a pigeon then and cook it to make yummy chicken pasta