/soy/ - Soyjaks

>>17490326
It takes too long. ANd i already sent my application. I hate it how every month i need to depend on them for money because honest work doesn't pay well.

why are we bullying poor op just for being asian? that's not nice :(

>>17490330
I've tried it. But their places are only open for one hour. And closed during the weekends. And only opens twice a month. Also horrible waiting lines.

>>17490303
I dont know what that is because im amerimutt but if you can order food from it this should work. Just order food and charge it back saying it never arrived. At worst they'll just ban you or your address from their app

>>17490364
Yeah that method doesn't work in Wolt here. I don't even have money to order stuff from there via my card. Also you need to spend minimum 12€ to order anything.

Local Facebook "Buy Nothing" or "Free Cycle" Groups: Search Facebook for your specific town or neighborhood name combined with "Buy Nothing," "Kiertotalous," or "Ilmaistori." Post an honest, direct request: "Hi neighbors, I am facing a tight spot between paychecks and completely out of food. Does anyone have any spare dry goods or pantry staples they can spare?" People in Finland are often quick to drop off extra groceries anonymously or help out a neighbor in need.

>>17490382
Im banned from using Facebook since 2018

>>17490337
You can recycle cans and go buy some -60% red meat and pasta from ilta-ale. Create nistipata. Should feed you for a day

>>17490390
I want to keep some of my dignity. This shit is making me fucking cry

Tbh just try the roadkill method, who cares if it's a crime? just Cook it correctly
>Europe so cucked that they donate everything they have to niggers while their population is starving

>>17490425
Getting road kill here isn't pretty easy. People are careful with animals.

>>17490444
You need to go ruoka.apu with them. But the problem is that their places are closed during the weekend. And they only give breakfast and its 14:54

>>17490444
Ruoka-apu is the method

this

do you have a crypto wallet?
>inb4 dignity while asking sharddy for money

OP's best chance here is to buy a bag of rice that can keep him fed for multiple meals

eat didy chips

>>17490472
geg i remember this channel

>>17490472
giga channel

>>17490472
BRO I DON'T EVEN HAVE 50€

>>17490507
How much do u have on ur name? How far is the nearest store, do u live on the countryside or a city

>>17490481
I have a electrum wallet i think. Not sure how it works.

>>17490515
In my account 8.80€ and on hand 9€.

>>17490518
ill see how it works and maybe i can try and wire you some cash

Head to a Lidl, Prisma, or S-Market and stick strictly to store-brand basic items (look for labels like *Rainbow*, *K-Basic*, *X-Tra*, or Lidl’s generic brands).

The Survival Grocery List (Max €9)

* Rolled Oats (Kaurahiutaleet): ~€0.70 to €1.00 for a 1kg bag. This is your ultimate calorie source. Make porridge with water. It provides sustained energy and will last you over a week.
* Macaroni (Makaroni): ~€0.40 to €0.60 for a 500g bag. Dense, cheap carbohydrates that fill your stomach.
* Dried or Canned Beans/Lentils: ~€1.00 to €1.50. Canned baked beans or kidney beans provide essential protein so you don't lose muscle mass or crash.
* Root Vegetables (Carrots or Potatoes): A 1kg bag of carrots or potatoes usually costs about €1.00 to €1.50. They are packed with vitamins and keep you full longer than processed snacks.
* Cooking Oil or Margarine: The absolute cheapest store-brand margarine or vegetable oil costs around €1.00 to €1.50. You need fats for basic caloric intake and energy.
* Loaf of Basic Rye Bread or White Bread: A cheap store-brand loaf can be found for roughly €1.20 to €1.50.

Immediate Strategies to Stretch Your Money

* The Yellow Sticker Hunt (-30% to -60%): Visit a Prisma or S-Market late in the evening (usually after 21:00). They slap yellow discount stickers on items expiring that day. You can often find bread, minced meat, or ready meals for a fraction of the cost.
* Free Food Aid (Ruoka-apu): If 9€ is truly all you have and you are facing immediate hunger, Finland has widespread free food distribution networks run by churches (Diakonia) and organizations like *Vailla vakinaista asuntoa ry* or *Sininauhasäätiö*. Look up "ruoka-apu" near your city. They distribute surplus food boxes for free, no questions asked.

If you are a student, check if your campus cafeteria has subsidised meals remaining, though even a cheap student lunch usually costs around €2.70 to €3.00. Focus your cash purely on high-calorie density: oats, pasta, and root vegetables.

>>17490537
Op should hunt and eat this, and eat cockroach bar and cricket milk

>>17490544
I checked my fridge. I have some left over minced pork meat, some garlic, oil and butter. And a few potatoes that im sure might be expired.

>>17490561
Nigger the first obvious thing is to check fridge before crying

start making soup
its alot cheaper
once you get your salary of course

>>17490588
But the thing is. The potatoes are expired as fuck.

>>17490598
how expired?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rQKX5naCn_g

Whether you can eat those potatoes depends entirely on their physical condition. Check them against these guidelines before cooking:

* Safe to use: If the potatoes just have a few small sprouts or are slightly wrinkled but are still firm to the touch and white/yellow on the inside once peeled, they are safe. Just cut away the sprouts and any green patches.
* Throw them out: If they are completely soft, mushy, spongy, shriveled, or leaking liquid, or if the flesh inside is heavily discolored or intensely green, do not eat them. Eating heavily spoiled or green potatoes can cause severe food poisoning and solanine toxicity (nausea, stomach cramps, and vomiting).

How to cook what you have:
If the minced pork has been safely stored (in the fridge or freezer) and smells fine, and you salvage usable potatoes, you have the makings of a quick skillet hash.

1. Inspect the meat: Ensure the minced pork smells normal and isn't slimy or discolored.
2. Prep the potatoes: Peel the potatoes, cut away any bad spots or sprouts, and dice them into small cubes so they cook fast.
3. Cook: Heat a bit of oil and butter in a pan. Fry the diced potatoes until they are tender and golden. Push them to the side, brown the minced pork with the minced garlic, and then mix everything together with salt and pepper if you have them. Make sure the pork is cooked completely through.

>>17490607
Zero sprouting at all

>>17490611
Anon. ANON.

>>17490523
Im waiting

>>17490611
fuck it il buy some macaroni and make some nisti with what i have left. And then probably for tomorrow make smashes potatoes and starve to death

do you live in an apartment?
if not then i would recommend growing your own food
but it's too late for that now

>>17490654
can't you just kill a eat or squirrel? Even a lizard to get meat, literally grain stuff aren't so healthy you need meat bro, i read somewhere that rotten meat is fine but idk

>>17490022 (OP)
Ice cubes and grass

>>17490731
Minecraft

Geg nusois can’t walk to jobs

>>17490731
Killing squirrels is a crime. Lizards too.

>>17490744
Bro i have a fucking joke

>>17490671
I live in an apartment

>>17490747
Nigger who cares? Maybe you deserve to starve then
Kill a pigeon then and cook it to make yummy chicken pasta