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As a site we are not prepared for the incoming wave of cacas that will hit the sharty in around 6 months time. If you didn't know, Meta, the company that owns Instagram recently lost a court case to a bunch of US state governments, because of this 2 things will change about Meta owned apps (Instagram and less importantly Facebook and Whatsapp)
>1. No social media for any caca after 10pm on weekdays, midnight on weekends
>2. 2 hours a day on each site
Additionally as part of the deal, all those states are now going to force Youtube, Snapchat, and Tiktok to adopt the same rules since Meta as part of the deal only has to pay them half of the fine until those sites sign on. If they sign on it goes down to 1H on each app total
>Why should I care about this though?
All of the cacas are brainrotted, the odds this actually makes them put down the phone is like 0.1, so, you have millions of cacas all trying to find a site without any laws or accounts, a site they can use 24/7, where are they going to go to? The 'cuck, they are going to flood into the caca, even if 5% of cacas that currently use those apps start using the 'cuck that's 31 MILLION of them on the 'cuck. And now, think about where some of them will find about, even if 1% of 1% of them end up here that's 130,000 of them coming here coaling up the sharty with tiktok level humour.
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but cacas are dumb they won't end up here and if they do we can just ban their language o algo
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they probably wont all go to the 'cuck and most will find ways around this
also this site is (unfortunately) already mostly cacas
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It’s gonna be a dark time, but hey let’s pray that if we do get hit by a wave of cacas maybe we can convert them.
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snca
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oh fuck you might be right
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this is why we need to keep spamming gore btw to keep them out
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Do cacas even know about the sharty?
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the cacas on instagram are actually funny and edgier than most 'teens I feel like they'd make good immigrants
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>>17467018instagram reels has gore, that won't work
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>>17467033Some may have vaguely heard of it on 'tok or xitter so they might start looking for it if they have to
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>>17466960this is why we need to stop the fooeycucks
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informative
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how does nophono know issa copypasta
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>>17467045Gore on instagram is very restricted, most of the cacas who will end up here will be the kind that watches these normgroid types of content.
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>>17467060I've never seen it before
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>>17467043the only immigrants ive liked consistently are 4cuck ones cause its people already used to imageboards who are looking to get away from the people who make that site fucking garbage
this could change doe depending on who from that site comes here
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cacas wont even know how to use an imageboard and will give up
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>>17467060>>17467061>>17467068I just looked it up and the lawsuit is real
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>>17466983we could save the west or something
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>>17467084i will admit this is funny but id rather not have most of the people here talking like literal niggers
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we shall turn them into 'teens
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>>174670934cuck and the sharty are legit more dopamine-producing than any other social media. short form content can't even begin to compete.
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>>17467093what is the point of that ugly fucking tranny
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>>17467103at least the people here can read
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>>17467107even doe 99% of the people here are ESL
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>>17467104suicide. like what kind of question is that its fucking obvious
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>>17467093If it's their only option it doesn't matter, so long as it gives more dopamine than staring at the wall they will come, if they actually ban phones it's a *when* the caca invasion happens not an *if* the caca invasion happens
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>>17467103people care more about the comments section / the kulchur there than the actual video in these sort of short form applications
Now imagine a website that was just the comments section
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>>17467310We should make every video 'g
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>>17467317It would be more effective on cacas because their ears are more sensible
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absolutely nothing would change
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>>17467346>>17467310bvmp it up to 15-18kHz
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rehuvfdnxkzxxzz
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instagram is based and racist all hail the cacawaffen
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>>17467018This shit doesn't work retard
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isnt the sharty full of 'ca already
i joined this site when i was 16 or something. a lot of highschoolers here
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>>17467369Instagram is safe edgy also reels is not that different from 'tok.
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>>17467310'o won't work they watch AI generated brainrot all day, just look up "Italian Brainrot".
>>17467317If we get too many cacas we should do this, a day where the first image or video you open is replaced by 'g
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I don't think it will be that destructive. Majority of cacas sem to think that we are some scary hacker site and that they will be hacked the second they opened it
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Just have a college or twelfth grade level math question to use the site. It also works as an IQ filter. Most people who are into math are annoying as fuck so expect midwits and even more autists. Preferable to kids flooding this site which is already too many.
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>>17467418have you considered that if cacas think they aren't allowed to use the sharty or that it is "le epic 4chan hacker site" or whatever they think we are, they will WANT to come see it, cacas hate being told no.
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>>17467494Cacas put fucking fearmongering about fake hackers in their bios that will hack them in November of 2026 or something to not get hacked.
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>>17466983>if we convert themdont dodis doe cus it makes us look as bad as the troons
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none of them know how to use, nor have the attention span, to ever use an imageboard, I dont know why nusois think there will ever be a sudden influx of anything in this site.
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just add the captcha back
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cacas dont know how to use the wiki
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Adding the soyjak CAPTCHA back would be good since it filters people who don't lurk moar. They also probably don't have the attention span to browse a wiki because it's acoustic ahh.
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>>17467514the captcha is the best way to keep nugoys out of the site anyway since half of them only know cobson or soyak and thats about it, if they even know those at all.
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also just be racist and sheeit
their parents of the caca will see it and yell at them and tell them to get off of that site
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>>17467526Youre thinking that they arent raised by the internet, modern parents are fucking retarded and just give their kids access to the internet with no supervision.
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>>17467529dis is true doe, if cacas can get epi'd by 'tube they can probably get away with a hekkin racist imageboard
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>>17467529TSMT. That's why we had I664K. My suggestion is when somebody who appears to be a genuine caca makes a thread, spam 'g videos to scare the shit out of them since they can't filter hashes.
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OP, I think you overestimate the popularity of the sharty.
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>>17467526Parents DO NOT monitor what their kids use, they will either not know or not care.
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>>17467544just scare them with shitty creepypastas and theyll never come back
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>>17467544'g would probably also make their parents look at their device aswell
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at least 50% will leave after seeing that we are unwholesome cornball racist 😭 🥀 4channers who post gore
another 20% are retarded enough to fall for rule 1 ban
also like 20% will just find sharty unfunny
5% will leave after finding out we arent evil prime 4chan agartha white moster bluds 💀
that leaves 5% of those 130,000 or 6500 which isn't that bad at all(if they integrate that is)
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another thing is that cacas are unlikely to find sharty due to being retarded and that they would just start using vpns en masse so this so-called apocalypse probably won't happen
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>>17467558Although I664K seems to have been not smart enough to NOT post his underage penis so good riddance.
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>>17467560youd be surprised how many actual cacas lurk on the site
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>>17467556This might be bad doe because if enough "Concerned Parents" start talking to each other about le heckin evil sharty the whole site could just get glowNVKed
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>>17467567Some of them are probably grown men who are developmentally and spiritually stunted. Although I think the people forcing baby shows were genuine children.
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>>17467570the site could never get glownvked doe
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>>17466929also true, if things get as bad as OP says salt could just ban certain tiktok memes or speech and 'tok and 'gramcucks will get filtered due to not possessing the braincels to read the rules
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'g also damages devices so they will have to either touch grass or buy a new one.
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I don't they'll go on the sharty tbh.
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>>17467585meds no it doesnt, I could play 'g at full volume in earbuds and they are fine afterwards
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>>17467584The problem is that acting like a retarded YouTube Shorts user was already a meme in late 2023 and forward. You should probably ban the current memes but not from 2024 as cacas forget everything after 20 minutes.
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>>17467589On certain devices.
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>>17467585even if it does, all it would do is damage the speaker.
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>>17467572this reminds me of that one ~20 yo autistic gegbull that we used to fuck with sometimes
his name was wordswordswords but i know it had "pvz" and "classic cailou" in it
also i think his 'ki page got nvked cus of some jannies
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>>17467567I mostly agree, site is 50% third world cacas already, so adding like a thousand mutt cacas to the userbase won't change anything except da pipieych
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>>17467600i remember a case of somebaldis computer literally bricking because of 'g doe
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>>17467601fuuuuuuuuuuck I remember him but I cant remember his name, he was a huge retard doe geg.
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>>17467601PVZFTWCCFTL2020?
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>>17467415Aren't those brainrots like cartoons? 'o would be something you can't really describe, enacting a visceral reaction
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>>17467606GEG what, how is someones pc that shit?
that had to have been a virus and not 'g
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>>17467575The problem isn't the noises, the problem is they might see other kinds of content on the sharty that they freak the fuck out over, mainly slurs and gore, and the site gets blocked in a bunch of countries or faces endless domain drops.
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'ki*
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>>17467560instagram reels are "racist" doe
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>>17467624instagram reels has racism and gore and it doesnt get glownvked, albeit its less than what the sharty has but it still has it nonetheless.
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>>17467628instagram sucks at racism to be frank
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>>17467628"people"(shitskin kids) who consoom them won't have enough IQ to use the sharty so I think we're fine
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the law that they passed isnt even going to work anyways as most kids lie about their age on apps
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>>17467648they could add
(((age verification))) doe
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>>17467648They are mandating all social media now have an AI installed that can detect if it thinks you are a caca
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>>17467659this shit doesnt work as you can just make a nuaccount to bypass it instantly
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>>17467658it gets better o algo
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>>17467653some parents will verify for their kid without even realizing what they are doing
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Another possibility could be a mass exodus of 'cuck users to the sharty since cacas are WAY more likely to go on the 'cuck because its by far the biggest no account "social media" and they all think it's 2010 prime alpha sigma anonymous 4chan or some shit
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>>174676766767 geg, also yeah the core issue is parents, they need to actually start keeping their kids off the internet
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>>17467402the sharty is more safe edgy. instagram users will spam DNB at trannies but this site bans DNB and half the userbase thinks targeting trannies is too far unless they're also pedos, because trolling is failtroll you have to be le keyed moral crusader.
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>>174676974cuck is now more like mainstream social media
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>>17467697The only reason DNB is banned due to legal issues. If feds didn't constantly complain about it in the mail inbox, Salt wouldn't give a shit.
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>>17467686cacas will get mass EPI'd if they go on 4cuck unfortunately
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samefagged 112 reppeys thread, dni.
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>>17467715Have you seen snapchat or the average 'cord, they are already epi'd
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>>17467713that is true but a good chunk of the userbase still oppose it morally because 'teens are pussies now
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>>17467727'tok or 'gram ones at least partially aren't
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>>17467728Same niggas who self-insert as HTSM because it's Aryan you Jartycuck.
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>>17467740https://isgp-studies.com/tiktokThere is this article by this really good conspiracy website that goes into the many ways TikTok is basically MK Ultra 2.0.
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>>17467740i forgot the post but it was some nigger girl that said she was sad she hadnt lost her virginity at 15
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>>17467740i wanna sticky my dicky in her bunghole and for it to start spraying liquid shit everywhere between thruste