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As a site we are not prepared for the incoming wave of cacas that will hit the sharty in around 6 months time. If you didn't know, Meta, the company that owns Instagram recently lost a court case to a bunch of US state governments, because of this 2 things will change about Meta owned apps (Instagram and less importantly Facebook and Whatsapp)
>1. No social media for any caca after 10pm on weekdays, midnight on weekends
>2. 2 hours a day on each site
Additionally as part of the deal, all those states are now going to force Youtube, Snapchat, and Tiktok to adopt the same rules since Meta as part of the deal only has to pay them half of the fine until those sites sign on. If they sign on it goes down to 1H on each app total
>Why should I care about this though?
All of the cacas are brainrotted, the odds this actually makes them put down the phone is like 0.1, so, you have millions of cacas all trying to find a site without any laws or accounts, a site they can use 24/7, where are they going to go to? The 'cuck, they are going to flood into the caca, even if 5% of cacas that currently use those apps start using the 'cuck that's 31 MILLION of them on the 'cuck. And now, think about where some of them will find about, even if 1% of 1% of them end up here that's 130,000 of them coming here coaling up the sharty with tiktok level humour.
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I don't they'll go on the sharty tbh.

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>>17467585
meds no it doesnt, I could play 'g at full volume in earbuds and they are fine afterwards

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>>17467584
The problem is that acting like a retarded YouTube Shorts user was already a meme in late 2023 and forward. You should probably ban the current memes but not from 2024 as cacas forget everything after 20 minutes.

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>>17467589
On certain devices.

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>>17467585
even if it does, all it would do is damage the speaker.

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>>17467572
this reminds me of that one ~20 yo autistic gegbull that we used to fuck with sometimes
his name was wordswordswords but i know it had "pvz" and "classic cailou" in it
also i think his 'ki page got nvked cus of some jannies

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>>17467567
I mostly agree, site is 50% third world cacas already, so adding like a thousand mutt cacas to the userbase won't change anything except da pipieych

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>>17467600
i remember a case of somebaldis computer literally bricking because of 'g doe

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>>17467601
fuuuuuuuuuuck I remember him but I cant remember his name, he was a huge retard doe geg.

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>>17467601
PVZFTWCCFTL2020?

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>>17467415
Aren't those brainrots like cartoons? 'o would be something you can't really describe, enacting a visceral reaction

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>>17467606
GEG what, how is someones pc that shit?
that had to have been a virus and not 'g

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>>17467575
The problem isn't the noises, the problem is they might see other kinds of content on the sharty that they freak the fuck out over, mainly slurs and gore, and the site gets blocked in a bunch of countries or faces endless domain drops.

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>>17467617
idk i remember it from the 'lki

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'ki*

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>>17467560
instagram reels are "racist" doe

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>>17467624
instagram reels has racism and gore and it doesnt get glownvked, albeit its less than what the sharty has but it still has it nonetheless.

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>>17467628
instagram sucks at racism to be frank

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>>17467628
"people"(shitskin kids) who consoom them won't have enough IQ to use the sharty so I think we're fine

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the law that they passed isnt even going to work anyways as most kids lie about their age on apps

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>>17467615
There's videos of surgeons removing infesting worms from intestines and they are real so maybe SPAM those since they are literally the most visceral thing.

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>>17467648
they could add (((age verification))) doe

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>>17467653
>evendoe it still doesnt work

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>>17467648
They are mandating all social media now have an AI installed that can detect if it thinks you are a caca

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>>17467659
this shit doesnt work as you can just make a nuaccount to bypass it instantly

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>>17467658
it gets better o algo

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>>17467653
some parents will verify for their kid without even realizing what they are doing

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Another possibility could be a mass exodus of 'cuck users to the sharty since cacas are WAY more likely to go on the 'cuck because its by far the biggest no account "social media" and they all think it's 2010 prime alpha sigma anonymous 4chan or some shit

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>>17467676
6767 geg, also yeah the core issue is parents, they need to actually start keeping their kids off the internet

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>>17467402
the sharty is more safe edgy. instagram users will spam DNB at trannies but this site bans DNB and half the userbase thinks targeting trannies is too far unless they're also pedos, because trolling is failtroll you have to be le keyed moral crusader.

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>>17467697
4cuck is now more like mainstream social media

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>>17467697
The only reason DNB is banned due to legal issues. If feds didn't constantly complain about it in the mail inbox, Salt wouldn't give a shit.

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>>17467686
cacas will get mass EPI'd if they go on 4cuck unfortunately

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samefagged 112 reppeys thread, dni.

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>>17467697
>half the userbase even doe it's just bait and derailfags

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>>17467715
Have you seen snapchat or the average 'cord, they are already epi'd

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>>17467713
that is true but a good chunk of the userbase still oppose it morally because 'teens are pussies now

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>>17467727
'tok or 'gram ones at least partially aren't

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>>17467728
Same niggas who self-insert as HTSM because it's Aryan you Jartycuck.

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>>17467732
>'tok or 'gram ones at least partially aren't
They infact, are epi'd.

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>>17467740
https://isgp-studies.com/tiktok

There is this article by this really good conspiracy website that goes into the many ways TikTok is basically MK Ultra 2.0.

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>>17467740
i forgot the post but it was some nigger girl that said she was sad she hadnt lost her virginity at 15

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>>17467740
i wanna sticky my dicky in her bunghole and for it to start spraying liquid shit everywhere between thruste

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>>17467774
elsagate is pretty crazy as well

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>>17467774
Where do you find schizo websites like this

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That's also concerning due to the high amount of diddy moids and diddy foids who use this site

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>>17468078
I remember hearing a plunderphonics song by project Major Dad quoting a documentary about MK Ultra so I have discovered that website by searching it up.
https://isgp-studies.com/liberal-cia
This was the article.

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Yes



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