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make any women i like fall in love with me
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>>16966090
black woman
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>>16966094They instantly turn indian
№16966111[Quote]
time travel to help hitler
№16966120[Quote]
>>16966090
you automatically teleport to either Atlanta or Saint Louis
№16966129[Quote]
I'm Can stopped time Give me side effact
№16966141[Quote]
My superpower is being a descendant of the A16 ubermensch Aryan known as roman von Ungern-Sternberg
№16966142[Quote]
>>16966083 (OP)Turning lead to gold
№16966146[Quote]
>>16966107
Yeah but then your kangz will get arrested and you'll have to raise 30 niglets on government money
№16966152[Quote]
i know everything that will possibly happen and i can do anything and become god and nothing can stop me
№16966159[Quote]
>>16966142You get browner the more you do it
№16966165[Quote]
i can /give irl like in minecraft
№16966166[Quote]
make all niggers instantly die
№16966167[Quote]
>>16966111xe wont take you seriously
№16966168[Quote]
>>16966129you're are get to have ESL
№16966179[Quote]
>>16966163
Good idea actually why don't negresses do this
№16966180[Quote]
>>16966129You can only use it when you are about to die
№16966190[Quote]
if*
№16966198[Quote]
I have giga farts and i can gigafart on someone and it makes them really upset
№16966199[Quote]
>>16966175
between the buttcheeks inside my intestines or between my hole?
№16966203[Quote]
summon anb
№16966218[Quote]
>>16966198You have to drink sparkling water without burping
№16966221[Quote]
>>16966209Why is this bad
№16966227[Quote]
i can time travel
№16966229[Quote]
>>16966221i didn't say it was
№16966232[Quote]
>>16966227Only backwards not forwards
№16966233[Quote]
>>16966179They already have givernment gibs why should they care, also they are fine with aborting their kids so it's not a moral concern of theirs
№16966237[Quote]
make anything real
№16966238[Quote]
>>16966227everyone is racist against you
№16966243[Quote]
>>16966141in your dreams that happens only
№16966244[Quote]
kill all trannies instantly
№16966246[Quote]
>>16966232this is good because i can go back and stop myself from doing bad decisions
№16966256[Quote]
>>169662371 hunky will spawn every time you do this and brother you better run
№16966257[Quote]
>>16966227You have to kill your previous self to go back to your original timeline
№16966269[Quote]
i can change my skin color like a chameleon
№16966274[Quote]
be super powerful and be able to resist the first comments side effect
№16966275[Quote]
>>16966256just kill the hunky
№16966277[Quote]
>>16966262
shit ok
/give @chud end_road
№16966284[Quote]
>>16966275its like super strong and it will apear more the more you do it
№16966286[Quote]
Stop time (not for that rape shit tho. You sick fuck)
№16966290[Quote]
>>16966141u get prostate cancer and the only cure is to take one thousond bbcs
№16966296[Quote]
being able to cause economical collapse anywhere
№16966301[Quote]
>>16966286You have to rape 5 people to unfreeze time
№16966307[Quote]
i can hold in my poop infinitely
№16966308[Quote]
insta kill any of my enemies
№16966312[Quote]
>>16966237all niggers in the world are trying to kill you
№16966321[Quote]
x ray vision
№16966327[Quote]
>>16966308You become a pacifist
№16966333[Quote]
>>16966286every time you stop time rapeson 'apes you at night before sleep
№16966344[Quote]
>>16966310
isnt that the reason xheyre in the 3rd world
№16966351[Quote]
>>16966307You can't use toilets anymore
№16966355[Quote]
>>16966321You emit a dangerous amount of X-rays through your eyes
№16966362[Quote]
>>16966307you turn into HTSM the longer you hold
№16966373[Quote]
>>16966307You get colon cancer
№16966393[Quote]
>>16966355dats aryan doebeit
№16966407[Quote]
>>16966374 it could be good doe i could 'ape india
№16966417[Quote]
i'm able to learn anything i want instnatly
№16966421[Quote]
>>16966409
Penguin o algo
№16966423[Quote]
>>16966307you become fat if you hold it in for to long
№16966428[Quote]
i become a supergenius with a 500 QI
№16966444[Quote]
>>16966417you learn all tranny lore in an instant
№16966453[Quote]
>>16966428you look like megamind
№16966455[Quote]
become the leader of all animals in the everglades
№16966461[Quote]
>>16966428>>16966440He can just use that iq to cure it though
№16966465[Quote]
>>16966455they all love you so much they want to rape you
№16966469[Quote]
I get no negative consequences when fighting someone (ex: injuries from combat)
№16966477[Quote]
having a gmod toolgun in real life
№16966478[Quote]
>>16966469Only negative consequences occur when you aren't fighting
№16966480[Quote]
>>16966469You get negative consequences when not fighting someone
№16966486[Quote]
SHIT
№16966500[Quote]
>>16966477You get raped by a nigger every time you use it
№16966513[Quote]
>>16966493yeah they try to crawl up your butthole
№16966522[Quote]
>>16966477you can only spawn headcrabs
№16966525[Quote]
>>16966477You are stuck to the default settings
№16966528[Quote]
turn the world into gmod sandbox
№16966540[Quote]
>>16966528You get arrested for RDM if you kill someone
№16966541[Quote]
i can read womens minds
№16966550[Quote]
Make any wompa instantly fall in love with me and marry me
№16966569[Quote]
>>16966550first women you meet is your grandma
№16966582[Quote]
>>16966526
You have erectile dysfunction
№16966583[Quote]
>>16966526
you're a 5'5 black guy from the congo with a horribly disfigured face
№16966593[Quote]
>>16966541You will get to know their bad thoughts about you first
№16966612[Quote]
i can modify everything in my body down to the dna
№16966614[Quote]
this thread is the gem that keeps on giving
№16966615[Quote]
>>16966593thats very usefull doey
№16966625[Quote]
become aryan
№16966628[Quote]
>>16966593wouldn't that be actually a good side-effect
№16966631[Quote]
>>16966612If you advantage one bodypart another gets disadvantaged
№16966634[Quote]
>>16966615It will emotionally affect you if you aren't 6'7 chad
№16966637[Quote]
>>16966612you get random changes as well
№16966638[Quote]
make people believe Pink Floyd is better then the Beatles
>its true
№16966654[Quote]
>>16966625You become indo-aryan
№16966656[Quote]
>>16966638the beatles are gooder
№16966660[Quote]
being able to make people pqqp on demand
№16966664[Quote]
>>16966152you become admin 7
№16966676[Quote]
>>16966661
they live forever
№16966682[Quote]
>>16966661
They die within a day of spawning and you can't save them
№16966686[Quote]
kill all Chihuahuas
№16966688[Quote]
>>16966661
You also summon disgusting goonhitlers that you have to feed soylent every monday
№16966696[Quote]
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>>16966670listen to their music
№16966700[Quote]
>>16966687
I don't AMA
№16966704[Quote]
>>16966686for every 10 chihuahuas you kill someone's beloved pet dies
№16966717[Quote]
i can change into hitler like patrick bateman changes into batman
№16966718[Quote]
>>16966704i dont care fuck pets
№16966721[Quote]
>>16966670nucacas dont even know the beatles
№16966735[Quote]
knowing every future sharty event
№16966749[Quote]
i can shut the sharty down
№16966786[Quote]
>>16966749You can't shut down the booru
№16966795[Quote]
>>16966773SHIT I CARE ABOUT
№16966796[Quote]
>>16966749A furfag will stop you before you can get booru.sql
№16966803[Quote]
>>16966773pink floyd is SECA
№16966810[Quote]
I can wipe the beattles and pink floyd from history
№16966817[Quote]
pink floyd is good but beatles is gooder
№16966839[Quote]
>>16966826
like the band or the insect?
№16966843[Quote]
>>16966826
im not a femenoid doe
№16966844[Quote]
>>16966810the wall becomes real
№16966865[Quote]
>>16966849we are still doing the theme of the thread nigger
№16966869[Quote]
>>16966849i am sorry i am just really passionate about the beatles
№16966875[Quote]
somebaldi post george floyd but with a pink filter
№16966883[Quote]
I can summon nuclear explosions with my mind at any location I want to
№16966884[Quote]
I can view parts of the world outside of my body.
№16966895[Quote]
>>16966883You also teleport to that location
№16966898[Quote]
im Can build pyremids of Egypt and and everyewbere I want
№16966905[Quote]
'ape the beatles
№16966906[Quote]
>>16966884you cant view trough your eyes anymore
№16966913[Quote]
>>16966905the bugs not the band
№16966914[Quote]
i can force any variant on the sharty and it instantly catches on and becomes a main variant
№16966921[Quote]
femtanyl >>> the beattles
№16966925[Quote]
>>16966914The sharty shuts down immediately after you get this power
№16966927[Quote]
>>16966889i thought i had it saved mayne
№16966932[Quote]
>>16966898you have to fight off the hordes of egyptians
№16966934[Quote]
>>16966914It gets normgroidified
№16966947[Quote]
I can travel back in time to /qa/ era 4cuck
№16966949[Quote]
i can ban anything that makes me leak
№16966958[Quote]
>>16966949You have pink cheeks and brown skin
№16966963[Quote]
Be able to see through the screen of anyone im talking to online to mess with troons and ‘aiding
№16966967[Quote]
>>16966954
English dies as a language
№16966970[Quote]
>>16966949you get doxxed and get sent za rans and tology
№16966973[Quote]
force everyone to listen to atom heart mother
>its 23 minutes
№16966974[Quote]
>>16966963They can see you to
№16966975[Quote]
>>16966954
You become ESL yourself
№16966977[Quote]
>>16966947only to the final day
№16966980[Quote]
>>16966958nothing changed for mi
№16966987[Quote]
>>16966963Everyone you use this on flashes their neovagina to the screen
№16966988[Quote]
when I throw poop at niggers, they die
№16966993[Quote]
>>16966973you are forced to listen to tranny dnb for the rest of your life
№16966994[Quote]
>>16966988They turn into poop ghosts in an hour
№16966998[Quote]
>>16966949For 1 second only
№16967002[Quote]
>>16966994Oh yeah to defeat them you gotta use a vacuum
№16967012[Quote]
rip niggers heads off
№16967015[Quote]
>>16966947You can only travel to 2015-2018, when the board was technically there but completely dead
№16967019[Quote]
>>16967012Head of the bbc
№16967025[Quote]
become a bald man with glasses
№16967034[Quote]
>>16967025you have to consume soylent every day
№16967039[Quote]
make baldi real and force him to run the sharty
№16967043[Quote]
I can change what people are wearing by just imagining it
№16967045[Quote]
>>16967039Nobody would care
№16967052[Quote]
>>16967043They can do the same to you
№16967058[Quote]
being to buuilt walls.i want everything anytim anytime I want to build walls
№16967068[Quote]
>>16967058walls made out of straw
№16967087[Quote]
force nick fuentes to go back to mexico and he will end up in 3 guys 1 hammer
№16967094[Quote]
become able to remove the clothes of any woman
№16967096[Quote]
>>16967068I'm not made out of staw
№16967105[Quote]
>>16967094They troon out the next day.
№16967122[Quote]
>>16967087dick fuentes replaces him
№16967124[Quote]
being to made out of straw and making people straw to a straw army
№16967127[Quote]
>>16967094They women you use the power on know you used it and are crazily infatuated to you after it
№16967133[Quote]
ban porn
№16967156[Quote]
>>16967133everything is now considered porn
№16967175[Quote]
>>16967133You are forced to watch it for the rest of your life
№16967185[Quote]
send all mudsharks to africa with their mutt babies
№16967186[Quote]
be invisible
№16967194[Quote]
>>16967179it's not supposed to be one
№16967216[Quote]
>>16967185all white women are sent to Africa because they all secretly desire bbc
№16967223[Quote]
>>16967156The gooners start secret clubs where they share this newly illegal porn and stage a revolution
№16967226[Quote]
>>16967185You are forced to racemix for the rest of your life
№16967246[Quote]
>>16967238
your the size of an gnome statue
№16967250[Quote]
i have infinite money
№16967252[Quote]
>>16967226does the japanese count
№16967255[Quote]
>>16967238
you only get raped by white men
№16967258[Quote]
250th reply get
№16967261[Quote]
>>16967186you are invisible to the eye but everyone can sense exactly where you are at all times
№16967266[Quote]
>>16967250only in Zimbabwe dollars
№16967278[Quote]
>>16967252it can count but it would be funnier if the side effect was being forced to marry a negress
№16967290[Quote]
I can turn any foid into an asian
№16967294[Quote]
>>16967186Women can see you
№16967295[Quote]
>>16967290none of them like you
№16967303[Quote]
>>16967290they are Muslim
>they count №16967308[Quote]
>>16967290they become seamonkeys instead of japan wompas or something
№16967318[Quote]
i turn myself into a giga
№16967319[Quote]
You become the sharty admin
№16967320[Quote]
Telekinesis
№16967334[Quote]
>>16967318You gigaquote everything you think out loud
№16967346[Quote]
>>16967319You're forced to become a furry once you're sworn in. Wonder what that reminds me of.
№16967349[Quote]
make no one watch basketball anymore
>hockey won
№16967362[Quote]
>>16967324imagine having to sit in on a murder trial or something with OGD
№16967365[Quote]
>>16967349canada join india
№16967371[Quote]
>>16967319you face the admin curse and become a pedotrannynigger
№16967373[Quote]
>>16966083 (OP)Im invincible
№16967376[Quote]
>>16967359
how is that a bad thing they make pretty good athletes
№16967377[Quote]
>>16967365only the southern teams are good in the NHL
№16967391[Quote]
>>16967359
they dont know how to skate
№16967392[Quote]
Have control of 4chan
№16967397[Quote]
>>16967373you still feel illnesses and you still age but can't die from them
№16967407[Quote]
>>16967392get raped by epstein
№16967429[Quote]
I can control any country on earth
№16967434[Quote]
blow up the slave ships so no niggers leave africa
№16967439[Quote]
>>16967434You're teleported to south africa
№16967440[Quote]
>>16967434they make lesotho atlantis wakanda
№16967454[Quote]
>>16967434niggers are now able to swim (they couldn't before)
№16967460[Quote]
>>16967429You have to accept unlimited immigrants into countries controlled by you
№16967462[Quote]
Im a master at giving head to real women
№16967463[Quote]
>becmome black
№16967473[Quote]
>Im a master at giving head to real women
transwa are real women
№16967493[Quote]
>>16967462you can only lick pussy no using your dick
№16967503[Quote]
I can turn into a woman but a real one not a tranny
№16967505[Quote]
i get given immunity from niggers
№16967508[Quote]
blow up the whole arab world
№16967517[Quote]
>>16967503you get really painful periods or something
№16967530[Quote]
Become white
№16967538[Quote]
>>16967508you also end up destroying israel which is le bad or something
№16967549[Quote]
>>16967530Ok you are now white like chalk
№16967550[Quote]
+500 credit score
№16967561[Quote]
>>16967533nothing changed
№16967563[Quote]
>>16967538thats a good thing though
№16967569[Quote]
>>16967508You can't do any harm to Iran
№16967574[Quote]
I'm Jewish
№16967590[Quote]
burn every flock camera to exist and send the ceo to niggerhell
№16967593[Quote]
>>16967530You get skin cancer
№16967605[Quote]
>>16967549Faggot, i meant become an european or something
№16967608[Quote]
>>16967574you are a goat farmer on a mountain in isreal
№16967613[Quote]
>>16967574Living in germany during nazi occupation
№16967623[Quote]
>>16967605shouldve worder it better
№16967636[Quote]
Gemmy thread, keep it up 'teens.
№16967637[Quote]
>>16967613they get free housing though
№16967638[Quote]
>>16967613actually we call it liberation here
№16967650[Quote]
>>16967590Everyone lives in pods where everything you do is monitored by the government
№16967655[Quote]
i can command rioting niggers at will
№16967664[Quote]
>>16967636High quality south african gemerald mine
№16967674[Quote]
>>16967655you can only use it against other niggers
№16967687[Quote]
>>16967675Fauci cuts off your bug supply for doing a microagression
№16967694[Quote]
NIGGER
№16967710[Quote]
>>16967655You become the king of niggers and be a nigger yourself
№16967713[Quote]
I have a giant fly that strictly obeys only me which I can use to fly around
№16967714[Quote]
>>16967505YOU GET RAPED BY CRACKERS
№16967717[Quote]
being able to occupy my own country
№16967718[Quote]
>>16967713NIGGERS RAPE YOU TO DEATH
№16967722[Quote]
>>16967717your country rapes you to death
№16967734[Quote]
>>16967726video games rape you to death
№16967745[Quote]
Atomic bomb inside my asshole that explodes when any BBC tries to go inside of it and also I'm impervious to nukes
№16967747[Quote]
>>16967713You have to endure tough gigafly pilot training for 10 years
№16967748[Quote]
>>16967726Video game logic now applies to real life. A no-life can kill you instantly without warning.
№16967750[Quote]
It becomes impossible to rape me
№16967751[Quote]
>>16967745you have triple the size of your asscheeks
№16967764[Quote]
Lose 15 kg and keep this weight the same
№16967766[Quote]
>>16967748evandoe a no-life can already kill you instantly without warning in real life
№16967772[Quote]
>>16967726You find out that’s a heccin indieslop game that’s an allegory for trooning out
№16967778[Quote]
>>16967764In order to keep your weight the same you have to maintain it by tracking your macros or else you explode
№16967780[Quote]
>>16967750you become poop and slimy and then you're stuck in the sewers and then a jartycuck eats you and then poops you back out
№16967788[Quote]
>>16967750You are forced to rape men
№16967789[Quote]
I have tentacles that wrap around the necks of trannies and turn themselves into nooses, therefore hanging them
№16967791[Quote]
350th reply get
№16967801[Quote]
I can become black on a whim
№16967804[Quote]
hello
№16967814[Quote]
I can supersage IRL conversations
№16967819[Quote]
>>16967804become a cracker
№16967823[Quote]
>>16967801pp size stays the same
№16967825[Quote]
>>16967814you get no IRL reppeys
№16967829[Quote]
>>16967801when you become black you instantly rape yourself for eternity with your BBC
№16967832[Quote]
having a physgun in real life
№16967834[Quote]
lazer eyes
№16967842[Quote]
>>16967832it doesn't work
№16967843[Quote]
>>16967814NIGGERS and jews will bump the conversation and then BTFO you doctos
№16967844[Quote]
i can hurl 100 people at once
№16967848[Quote]
>>16967834You can't turn the lasers off
№16967849[Quote]
>>16967834Your opsec level drops to Lesotho.
№16967857[Quote]
>>16967844That number will always include you
№16967858[Quote]
>>16967844the 100 people become niggers and rape you afterwards
№16967865[Quote]
I can become Jewish on a whim and have Jewish connections
№16967875[Quote]
i can regrow others body parts and reset them to their original status from a certain time
№16967877[Quote]
I become sharty admin
№16967879[Quote]
>>16967865Everyone is Hitler
№16967883[Quote]
>>16967789Tentacles are big and they will interfering with everyday life
№16967888[Quote]
>>16967877you get mauled by a pack of hunkies shortly after
№16967891[Quote]
>>16967865>>16967865you're clown bozo 🤡🤡🤡🤡 bitchass
№16967905[Quote]
>>16967891rapeson rapes you again
№16967909[Quote]
make soytan normgroid coal
№16967911[Quote]
>>16967905you get raped infinitey times more
№16967913[Quote]
i get a billionaireo dolares
№16967920[Quote]
>>16967909you're clown bozo 🤡🤡🤡🤡 bitchass soiboi ahh
№16967924[Quote]
>>16967891A pack of niggers chokes you to death with their BBC and Cyraxx shits on your corpse
№16967925[Quote]
>>16967920you also become a soiboi
№16967929[Quote]
actually nevermind wipe soytan out of everyone's memory
№16967936[Quote]
>>16967923everyone emigrates out of it
№16967939[Quote]
>>16967923all other countries will become supremester
№16967941[Quote]
The ability to wipe anybody's memory
№16967943[Quote]
I become the vantawhite gem that saves the entire soysphere
№16967944[Quote]
>>16967923albania too supreme and then gets bored and kills itself because it wonnered too much
№16967948[Quote]
>>16967930Also you're sent to niggerhell where you're circumsized forever
№16967952[Quote]
>>16967943you get deleted in a week
№16967971[Quote]
>>16967941But you wipe every memory in their mind
№16967973[Quote]
>>16967959they are hostile towards arbys only
№16967976[Quote]
>>16967943first you must endure 5 years of an era total jarty levels of sharty brimstone
№16967979[Quote]
>>16967959they only last 1 minute
№16967988[Quote]
>>16967948you go niggerhell instead and get scared 😱😱😱😱 bozo clown and then you die 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
№16967998[Quote]
>>16967990and then nobaldi appears
№16968003[Quote]
>>16967990yeah but nobaldi cares about it
№16968006[Quote]
>>16967959They are literally babies and you need to raise them as real hitler was raised
№16968030[Quote]
>>16967959you turn into every minority combined into one
№16968037[Quote]
>>16968015I mean you birth them
№16968063[Quote]
i can travel the speed of light
№16968075[Quote]
>>16968063every sprint use up 0.2% of the oort cloud
№16968077[Quote]
I have an army of slaves
№16968100[Quote]
>>16968077they are on wheelchairs
№16968104[Quote]
>>16968089why a vr plane doe
№16968110[Quote]
>>16968063Relativity rensures all your relatives will be dead in a short time
№16968121[Quote]
>>16968104Watch lawnmower man, it's kino
№16968127[Quote]
>>16968089Stupid power kill yourself
№16968130[Quote]
>>16968089it shuts off at 9PM and turns back on at 6AM
№16968144[Quote]
>>16968116You do and say everything that is gigaquoted
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>>16968116You're a turbofaggot with AIDS
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>>16968116its all show no strength
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>>16968077theyre all literally mentally retarded
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>>16968069this is the most normgroid NAS variant of a troonjak
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>>16968116You will be unable to consume vegetables
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The ability to observe any historical figures at any time, like in noclip mode or something
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i can eat and digest wood
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>>16968182your ghostly form brings a disturbing chill in any room you occupy
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>>16968182they all become black like netflix
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>>16968196You turn into a 6ft tall termite humanoid
№16968217[Quote]
>>16968196you have to fuck a giant termite queen
№16968220[Quote]
i can chose someone to stun until they beat 5 level 4 warioware levels in a row (Specifically Mega Microgames final boss)
№16968231[Quote]
>>16968116you blow up and then gigafly eats you
№16968233[Quote]
>>16968160that's because it's a wojak tranny and not based of any soyjaks
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>>16968220nigger cannibals eat your eyeballs
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im become flash
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I can learn any instrument just by holding it.
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>>16968252You're stuck with the fast speed forever without an option to turn it off.
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>>16968258The music you create makes people kill themselves
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>>16968258tyrone forces you to hold his BBC and then you learn it instantly and then you become a professional BBC handler
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>>16968258it can only play the brown note
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>>16968258You forget the learn when you stop holding the instrument
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>>16968258the music you create only appeals to trannies
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>>16968291thats fucking useless, you can just pick it back up and relearn it.
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>>16968287will doesnt like it and becomes mad
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>>16968287will drops nukes back at you
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>>16968287You die in the process
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uno cards can be used irl
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I can drink piss and shit the best and get infinite tom pearl respect like gigachad
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>>16968325and then will drops nukes on you when you do that
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i can summon a pack of wolves to maul people
№16968341[Quote]
>>16968330You can't eat shit
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>>16968330you get the death sentence if you say "its coming out"
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>>16968325They can be used as cards to play a game of UNO but they don't do anything beyond that
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i can pull anything i want out of my pockets
№16968383[Quote]
>>16968339But you get mauled too
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>>16968372you get mpa for 1 month
№16968393[Quote]
>>16968375But its only one type of pants and only on wednesdays
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>>16968372You start to look more like fat ‘cado every time you do it
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>>16968372you get aroused by seeing cado
№16968404[Quote]
>>16968375Your pockets are full of BBCs and when you try to pull anything out a bunch of BBCs fly out
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>>16968372they can counter attack by spamming leviathan into your mind
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I can kill this thread
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>>16968287You can drop nukes only nearby yourself
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>>16968409but it refused.
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I can legally kill indians
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>>16968372You have to start an only fans and post your own ‘cado
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>>16968409you get AIDs and negative aura
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>>16968372mpa for 1 seconds its over jsid
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>>16968409You have to bump a bait thread
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i can make people poop on command
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I can create Poopson variants at will and start the Soyvil war
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>>16968409You get every negative effect in this thread
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>>16968372I love gooning to cado's delicious slot
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>>16968431you can only do it by talking, and your speech is the brown note
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>>16968433the entire party dox, rape and kills you
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>>16968431You have to look at them in the eye while they do so
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Fell asleep in every pose in every time
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>>16968459but then a true flag appears and then counters the falseflag
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I can make any woman fall in love with me
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>>16968470you sleep for half the day
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>>16968481its only ugly hons
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>>16968470niggers rape and kill you and then you blow up
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>>16968481theyre all pooners
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i become a goonhitler
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>>16968481you can't fall in love with any woman
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>>16968498your so fucking uncreative soicuck
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500th reppey GET
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>>16968481You're forced to cuck out every single time
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i can make my citty spin so fast i can fly around like a helicopter
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Creating anything into existence with my imagination
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make france white
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>>16968503you live in a chinese household
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>>16968503im a nusoi redpill me on what a goonhitler is
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>>16968510and then you get slapped to death by BBC
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>>16968527you absorb all of their blackness and make flowers wilt around you
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>>16968527Algeria is now white
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>>16968530ai generated goat with the head of a dude
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>>16968527Lesotho is now white
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>>16968526your imagination is jardee imagination and then you imagine 'p DOCTOS OYYY
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i become admin thrembo
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start TTD
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i can weaponize speechbubbles
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Change my age to any age I want and whenever I want
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>>16968573and then theres no culture because no trans people and then you cant watch the latest star wars
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south sudan becomes white
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>>16968589OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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make niger white
№16968626[Quote]
>>16968579and then the jews ban speechbubbles
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>>16968589OOOYYYYYYY WGAT YHE FUCUCKCKCKCKK
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>>16968573everyone knows and you're forced to sacrifice yourself by the anti unwholesome heckin bigot force
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>>16968612All white becomes niger
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I can oxx everyone in this thread
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>>16968619you can be immortal with it i guess
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>>16968589your actually age regressing, so you act like a 5 year old in a 31 year olds body.
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>>16968641Every dox you make sends one piece of information to the glowies.
№16968668[Quote]
>>16968641fuck you i dont want to get doxxed you are now allergic to being alive
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>>16968657one piece of information of you to the glowies*
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i can pull a poopsword out of my ass, it inflicts deadly poison.
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kill the booru
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>>16968678will revives you
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I become Benjamin Netanyahu
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>>16968698The day before the election
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>>16968687Every namefag enslaves you
№16968714[Quote]
>>16968698will rapes you to death and then you blow up also theres the jarty
№16968723[Quote]
>>16968698you get a bird beek
№16968725[Quote]
Infecting whomever I want with AIDS NOT through sexual intercourse, but at the same time I do not have AIDS
№16968733[Quote]
>>16968687the jarty appears and revives the booru and then theres 'p DOCTOS
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I can kill jeets just by staring at xhem
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>>16968725victims gain a memory of you fucking them
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>>16968725you instantly die
№16968747[Quote]
>>16968725A cure to aids is found after your fifth use
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cut off all BBCs
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>>16968733oyy p doctos FTJ FUCK THE JARTY
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>>16968733were the werdfelters removed?
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>>16968736you become a jeet blood magnet, it gets pulled towards you.
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>>16968736the jeets explode into a ball of shit and the diahrrhea flies at you and then tortures you with pooprape and then you die
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>>16968757yeah salt removed it
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>>16968757yes salt is gemmy
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i will let salt cook for a while before saying anything bad about him
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Time travel
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I can reignite the flame of communsim in anyone i come across
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>>16968785only during a time before electricity
№16968803[Quote]
>>16968784i will send you a mail anonymous
mailto:anonymous
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>>16968796was utilized by humans
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kill all boymoders
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>>16968784the salt is overcooked and bad and then you will die instantly
№16968819[Quote]
>>16968748All real-life spadesons get notified about this
№16968820[Quote]
>>16968812you lose your smallest toe
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Cool
Uhh shapeshifting or size shifting
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Make a neutralplier a real alive person
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>>16968827you can only turn into objects larger then a black bear
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>>16968796I mean he can wait it out
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>>16968748the BBCs float towards you very fast like missiles and then BBC news shuts down which is very important because its the most trustworthy source of news and then the world goes into anarchy because of lies and disinformation about the covid vaccine and then you get raped by niggers and shot in the head with an RPG
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>>16968748All the BBCs you cut off start growing on your forehead
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>>16968835They're gonna riot you cut off their bvll's bibisis and probably rape you or some raisin
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>>16968768>getting raped by a dildo made out of pajeetshitgiga_glasses_smiling.png
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i can pirate anything
№16968875[Quote]
>>16968837NEUTRALPLIER DIES BECAUSE HE IS TOO NEUTRAL WHICH IS SAD
№16968883[Quote]
>>16968872the pirates throw you overboard and then you drown
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>>16968883an online pirate
№16968900[Quote]
>>16968785you can time your travels with a timing machine but then it will overheat and you cannot check the timing
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>>16968872You have to flip a coin whether or not the thing you pirate has a virus or not.
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i cant time travel
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i can manipulate ones opsec at will
№16968922[Quote]
'ape the fbi
№16968925[Quote]
I command an endless personal army of Joe Bidens that I hurl at niggers like ragdolls with pure telekinesis.
№16968926[Quote]
i can fix the stupid fucking overboard that doesnt work right now
№16968930[Quote]
>>16968910BBC news will send a reporter to you because of the unique situation and then you will have to go to mandatory meds sproke and BBC therapy because you cannot time travel which is weird
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>>16968910you can time travel now, but only when you have a coat hanger in your rectum.
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>>16968922the apes go apeshit and then kill you also
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>>16968925you cant walk upstairs
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>>16968915But you get 'zad and raped by the snarky snappy or something
№16968950[Quote]
>>16968915your opsec level becomes lesotho and you cant change it
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>>16968910if you cant time travel doesnt that mean you are stuck in a moment of time as you cannot travel the present?
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>>16968873he comes after you first
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>>16968925the joe bidens bounce back at you like boomerangs but then they miss you and circle the earth and get really fast and then they transform into jartycucks and then slam into you and rape you to death which is very painful
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have sex with my crush
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>>16968971your crush is a ugly jeet
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>>16968971your crush will gain 15 more pounds
№16968984[Quote]
>>16968971your crush is a fat indian pooner
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>>16968873youre his first victim
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>>16968971then you get nigger turbo aids and die and also your crush dies instantly which makes you very sad and then you play fortnite but you get cranked on because you are too sad to play and then you kill yourself
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>>16969015haha, sometimes.
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>>16969015they all apply at once but then you become vantablack skinned
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Read peoples mind
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>>16969055only smut in their mind
№16969059[Quote]
>>16969044do not investigate
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get revenge on the nigger who stole my crush
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>>16969059OYYYYYYYYYYY DOCTOS JERDEE
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>>16969068its a level 1 crook vs level 30 boss
№16969079[Quote]
>>16969071side effect is that you do something
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>>16969070wait is that bad sorry im a nusoi
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kill youtube kids
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>>16969078That's how mafia works.
№16969107[Quote]
>>16969093all children cry 25% more often
№16969113[Quote]
Shapeshifting
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Being capable of being the best in my field.
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probability manipulation
№16969138[Quote]
>>16969127your special ed
№16969152[Quote]
>>16969135you manipulate your veins involuntarily
№16969154[Quote]
1765 pph on /soy/ and i think most of it is coming from this thread
№16969165[Quote]
>>16969154Was that meant to be a good or bad thing?
№16969173[Quote]
kill all /pol/ niggers
№16969174[Quote]
>>16969165good thing this thread is gemmy
№16969190[Quote]
>>16969154somebody needs to archive this thread because its good
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revive /asp/
№16969202[Quote]
>>16969194posters cant stop talking about mainstream sportsball players
№16969214[Quote]
>>16969202thats what i want
>hockey is aryan №16969216[Quote]
>>16969202Is that not the point of the board
№16969217[Quote]
>>16969194asking soyteens to revive sports as if anypony on this site goes outside
№16969226[Quote]
anyphono*
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and 609
№16969332[Quote]
anyways thread died its time leave
№16969345[Quote]
>>16969238Took long enough until someone attentionwhored with gore
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>>16969332>>16969345Thread ran its course ngl not much more to be said
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good thread
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The thread is dead, but that's fine by me.
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I'm not reading all that but you should reply to someone with:
>and then you wake up.
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>>16969173And then you wake up.
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reality manipulation
№16975735[Quote]
make every wompa overweight
№16975751[Quote]
>>16975727If you do it too often you get 'nished IRL for IRL hacking.
№16975766[Quote]
>>16966083 (OP)The Ability to order somebaldi to do absolutely anything (think Code Geass)
№16975767[Quote]
>>16975735they're too fat for u to fuck them
№16975775[Quote]
>>16975767>they're too fat for u to fuck themno such thing
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>>16975787boring reppey to boring power
№16975796[Quote]
>>16975766there is a 10% chance that someone will come to your house and kill you instead of doing what you asked
№16975806[Quote]
ability to summon any object i can think of, as long as it can fit into my pocket
№16975820[Quote]
>>16975796i'd take those odds
№16975821[Quote]
>>16975806said object gets forcefully dislodged into your body with varying degrees of force
№16975826[Quote]
>>16975821i summon a bibisi then
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>>16966083 (OP)the ability to destroy reddit
№16975838[Quote]
>>16975830the redditards migrate to the shitty, take power, and make it reddit 2
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>>16975821how much force are we talking about. so much force that it destroyed your intestines or there is limit?
№16975866[Quote]
>>16975830when you do it, you absorb all personality traits of every redditjanny
№16975877[Quote]
Dimension hopping, which allows me to instantaneously teleport to any universe of my choosing
№16975884[Quote]
>>16975877every universe becomes a bbc universe
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>>16975866fate worse than being classified as antimatter
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>>16975846it's supposed to be random so either it would feel like a bump or it would do that
№16975896[Quote]
>>16975806the summoned object is always covered in a random substance when you recevie it, sometimes it's dusted in powdered sugar, sometimes it's caked in shit.
№16975906[Quote]
>>16975877every universe-jump has a 1% chance of locking you into BLACKEDrooms for 24 hours without the ability to universe-jump out before the timer runs out
№16975909[Quote]
>>16975894okay that is not worth it
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>>16975913you will never be warrior 'p
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>>16966083 (OP)I get to meet Baldi from Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning
№16975960[Quote]
i can shoot the niggerobliteration beam from my eyes
№16975961[Quote]
>>16975950Baldi is sick that day so Miss Circle is the substitute teacher
№16975974[Quote]
>>16975960you get 0.1% browner for every nigger you kill
№16975989[Quote]
I can instantly get all of the 'ox info of any user I see, even those who are anonymous
№16975999[Quote]
saltists… these are the 'creative' threads you're making? I think you should just stick to posting gore and metawhining about goreposters since you retarded niggers ruined the 'log since quote left.
№16976009[Quote]
>>16975999what kind of superpower is this
№16976013[Quote]
>>>16975999
I get to teleport to any libertarian i wish
№16976014[Quote]
>>16975999side effect: the gore is posted but it is of you
№16976030[Quote]
>>16976014At least niggers are not pretending that they can make good posts that way
№16976031[Quote]
>>16975989your dox is instantly shared alongside any info you leak
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yuh
№16976039[Quote]
>>16976013They have a 50% chance of being a pedophile
№16976052[Quote]
>>16976030geg why are you so leaky over 'teens having fun, even if it's not the most original thread
№16976057[Quote]
I can supersage any thread I want without a cooldown
№16976058[Quote]
>>16975974i will do my duty and accept my fate. what happens if i get over 100%?
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>>16976057wow cool you can throw a hissy fit
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>>16976057the thread becomes looped when you do it
№16976076[Quote]
>>16976058after you're saturated with brown, you start getting darker
№16976089[Quote]
>>16976068niggers why are we talking like der'cordtroons
№16976114[Quote]
Any raid I interact with, (e.g. I so much as leave one reppy), it is guaranteed to become an extremely successful winraid, with the target's life being utterly ruined.
№16976124[Quote]
>>16976114but now the victim will stalk you irl
№16976148[Quote]
>>16976124geg I think I can live with some seething trannypedos QBSESSED with me
№16976178[Quote]
All cacas who have been or are in the process of being groomed and trooned are saved and become normal upstanding citizens.
№16976189[Quote]
>>16976114Geg nusoicacas think this is a superpower I do this already
№16976194[Quote]
>>16976178all their memories and experiences of being groomed get transferred to you
№16976210[Quote]
>>16976194a sacrifice I'd be willing to make
№16976235[Quote]
>>16976194dis good though so I can take notes for future 'ox raids
(since it would leak whoever groomed each caca)
№16976242[Quote]
Godlike powers
Complete mastery over timespace
Complete mastery over the laws of physics
Ability to alter anything with my mind
Ability to conjure or delete matter at will
Ability to exist as an omnipresent force that is everywhere at all times
Ability to "enter" any body I wish, including new ones I create for myself (Like Zeus sometimes appeared as animals)
Failsave where if I get destroyed somehow, time rewinds by 1 year
№16976261[Quote]
>>16976242Any physical form you take is permanently Indian, with none of your abilities being able to revert it. General opinions on indians remain the same as they are now, and you cannot alter them
№16976296[Quote]
>>16976252>>16976261If I take on a human form, I use my powers alter my physical appearance to be completely white despite the form retaining indian genes.
№16976401[Quote]
vp
№16976444[Quote]
super-strenght, immunity to diseases, perfect body, and i am rich.
№16976523[Quote]
If all superpowered humans become indian, indians would become the master race and the entire world would become a hideous unlivable wasteland like New Delhi
№16976554[Quote]
>>16976444You are physically bound to the country of India, leaving its borders will cause you to explode into a pile of stinky brown goo
№16976608[Quote]
i can make anybody raped yesterday
№16976631[Quote]
>>16966083 (OP)everything that i pray for comes true even the schizophrenic stuff that I pray for when i get bipolar upsetty
№16976677[Quote]
>>16976242Your conscience degrade every time you switch bodies, do it thousands of times and you become a walking morally void construct that has no desire or willpower
№16976689[Quote]
>>16976608Your skin becomes 1 shade browner each time you use it
№16976705[Quote]
>>16976689I become a kang then
№16977110[Quote]
>>16976677Ouch.
Well I guess I can't manifest as a body then and must puppeteer one from an outside perspective.
№16977142[Quote]
Electricity manipulation
№16977619[Quote]
>>16977142you get brutally shocked everytime