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>>16975913you will never be warrior 'p
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>>16966083 (OP)I get to meet Baldi from Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning
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i can shoot the niggerobliteration beam from my eyes
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>>16975950Baldi is sick that day so Miss Circle is the substitute teacher
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>>16975960you get 0.1% browner for every nigger you kill
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I can instantly get all of the 'ox info of any user I see, even those who are anonymous
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saltists… these are the 'creative' threads you're making? I think you should just stick to posting gore and metawhining about goreposters since you retarded niggers ruined the 'log since quote left.
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>>16975999what kind of superpower is this
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I get to teleport to any libertarian i wish
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>>16975999side effect: the gore is posted but it is of you
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>>16976014At least niggers are not pretending that they can make good posts that way
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>>16975989your dox is instantly shared alongside any info you leak
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yuh
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>>16976013They have a 50% chance of being a pedophile
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>>16976030geg why are you so leaky over 'teens having fun, even if it's not the most original thread
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I can supersage any thread I want without a cooldown
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>>16975974i will do my duty and accept my fate. what happens if i get over 100%?
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>>16976057wow cool you can throw a hissy fit
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>>16976057the thread becomes looped when you do it
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>>16976058after you're saturated with brown, you start getting darker
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>>16976068niggers why are we talking like der'cordtroons
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Any raid I interact with, (e.g. I so much as leave one reppy), it is guaranteed to become an extremely successful winraid, with the target's life being utterly ruined.
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>>16976114but now the victim will stalk you irl
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>>16976124geg I think I can live with some seething trannypedos QBSESSED with me
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All cacas who have been or are in the process of being groomed and trooned are saved and become normal upstanding citizens.
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>>16976114Geg nusoicacas think this is a superpower I do this already
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>>16976178all their memories and experiences of being groomed get transferred to you
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>>16976194a sacrifice I'd be willing to make
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>>16976194dis good though so I can take notes for future 'ox raids
(since it would leak whoever groomed each caca)
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Godlike powers
Complete mastery over timespace
Complete mastery over the laws of physics
Ability to alter anything with my mind
Ability to conjure or delete matter at will
Ability to exist as an omnipresent force that is everywhere at all times
Ability to "enter" any body I wish, including new ones I create for myself (Like Zeus sometimes appeared as animals)
Failsave where if I get destroyed somehow, time rewinds by 1 year
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>>16976242Any physical form you take is permanently Indian, with none of your abilities being able to revert it. General opinions on indians remain the same as they are now, and you cannot alter them
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>>16976252>>16976261If I take on a human form, I use my powers alter my physical appearance to be completely white despite the form retaining indian genes.
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vp
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super-strenght, immunity to diseases, perfect body, and i am rich.
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If all superpowered humans become indian, indians would become the master race and the entire world would become a hideous unlivable wasteland like New Delhi
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>>16976444You are physically bound to the country of India, leaving its borders will cause you to explode into a pile of stinky brown goo
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i can make anybody raped yesterday
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>>16966083 (OP)everything that i pray for comes true even the schizophrenic stuff that I pray for when i get bipolar upsetty
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>>16976242Your conscience degrade every time you switch bodies, do it thousands of times and you become a walking morally void construct that has no desire or willpower
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>>16976608Your skin becomes 1 shade browner each time you use it
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>>16976689I become a kang then
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>>16976677Ouch.
Well I guess I can't manifest as a body then and must puppeteer one from an outside perspective.
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Electricity manipulation
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>>16977142you get brutally shocked everytime