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I threw up all over my room and my bed last night and i dont want to clean it up. I slept in my own vomit and now the smell is making me nauseous again. There is so much semi-digested food all over every surface. How do I even start cleaning it? As a masochist I admit I enjoyed such humiliation.

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what

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>I threw up all over my room and my bed last night and i dont want to clean it up. I slept in my own vomit and now the smell is making me nauseous again. There is so much semi-digested food all over every surface. How do I even start cleaning it? As a masochist I admit I enjoyed such humiliation.

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>>16929758 (OP)
Average irishman

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Btw does anyone know if I can put clothes with chunky vomit in them in a washing machine?

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can i see? im an emetophile unironically

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>>16929774
Rinse them with water in the sink first. Isn’t that common sense?

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what the fuck holy fucking shit quote ban this actual faggot this is so disgusting fucking

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>>16929779
stop yucking someone elses yum chud

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>what the fuck holy fucking shit quote ban this actual faggot this is so disgusting fucking

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>>16929779
I read that in the Sam Hyde gay voice from the Miata sketch

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What the fuck is wrong with you nigger? Suppose someone were to see that shit, what would you do then, how would you explain to them that youve been sleeping in your own vomit because you are too much of a lazy nigger to clean it up. Has to be nastiest shit ive ever read on an imageboard in months, kill yourself OP.

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>>16929799
its night time for you go to bed incel stalker child.

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>>16929799
It was 1 am and i took a bunch of sleeping meds what the fuck do you expect me to do?

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>>16929805
Maybe dont be a dumb fucking nigger

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we all do this in italy btw

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Are you severely depressed or have mental illness that gives you serious executive dysfunction? I just question how anyone at all, even the most laziest retards, would accept living like this.

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>>16929805
Maybe call a doctor or a trusted friend?? Maybe have a sit down??? Just a thought

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>>16929810
Call a doctor because I threw up?
What friends? Even if I had a friend what friend would want to hear about my vomit?

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why are you taking so many sleeping pills that you end up puking? Are you trying to kill yourself?

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>>16929811
A doctor as in a psychiatrist so you can get medication for whatever mental illness you have. And you need friends to remind yourself how to live a normal life.

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>>>16929811
>A doctor as in a psychiatrist so you can get medication for whatever mental illness you have. And you need friends to remind yourself how to live a normal life.

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>>16929815
tsmt let's 'ox OP and send him a psychiatrist he he doesn't rope

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>>16929811
Excuses to not clean up your throw up what would femquote think of this?

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>>16929819
thoughbeit OP would most likely just lie to a therapist or psychiatrist so it would just be a waste of money

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>>16929823
as (((they))) will try and send you to the soysylum if they think you are schizo enough

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clean that shit up you nasty fuck

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i still want to see your vomit

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>>16929836
mongolian gem?

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>>16929826
Too late. I cleaned it up.

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>>>16929836

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Gem thread that made (((normalgroid))) kikes seethe geg

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>>16929879
geg this colorjak poster is still seething

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>>16929879
even the most schizo niggers ive knowns would not do shit like this, op is just a lazy nigger.

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>>16929900
This makes me feel proud.

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>>16929908
That’s nothing to feel proud about, dumb nigger.

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>>16929908
This is good. Take pride in yourself. Yes.
I cum on my blankets and let it crust up and continue sleeping in the same blankets for weeks btw. I sympathize with you. We are very similar. Two Aryan spirits in a ZOGGED world.

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>>16929908
op if youre gonna give yourself permanent brain damage from overdosing on sleeping pills constantly at least keep a bucket nearby for when you puke.

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>As every surface. How do I even start cleaning it? As a masochist I admit I enjoyed such humiliation.

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OP is currently getting off to us insulting him rn btw

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i thought this was kinda funny at first but now i feel bad for op

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>>16929930
i thought we all did this

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>>16929931
its his own fault dont feel bad for this fucking nigger

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>As a masochist I admit I enjoyed such humiliation.
Correction

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>>16929937
>Correction
marge?

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>>16929938
I fucked up the soyquote

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>>16929758 (OP)
send us a picture

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>>16929960
do this i need to goon still

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>>16929867
Should have taken a photo for the 'arty as soon as it happened. Do it again tonight and send a photo, don't leave us high and dry

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>>16929930
I'm trans btw



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