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>thin guy gets a fat gay roommate
>he's a good cook, orders out a lot too
>soon, roomie's eating habits rub off on him
>his gf isn't into his weight gain
>constantly tries diets and exercise routines, but they all fail
>he insists that it's not his fault, but gf doesn't believe him
>she starts seeing another, thinner man and dumps him
>he goes further in a downward spiral, turns to food & drugs for comfort
>getting drunk, blazed, or both and gorging with his roomie on a nightly basis
>roomie's getting pretty comfy with him as of late
>neither of them have any problem with chilling in the apartment shirtless
>or squeezing hip-to-hip on the couch to watch TV
>or sharing food
>or complimenting each other's bodies as a little ego-boost
>one drunken pizza-filled night, the formerly-thin guy confesses to his roommate
>he's so down bad after getting dumped, he'd do anything to get laid
>…anything, you say?
>it's not gay, it's just one friend helping out another
>besides, it's just experimentation
>what harm can one little night of fooling around be?
>five years later, he's waddling through a pride parade wearing nothing but 6XL booty shorts and a crop top that says "DOUBLE-WIDE PRIDE"

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need a fat gay roommate

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DIE

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Imagine being such a fucking virgin that you gotta have sex with another man

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and a FAT ONE? like not even one of those boy mode fags

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I hope he dies from diabete aids fuck that nigger FUCK HIM

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Go DQVVN

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>>16927330
>roman-larptext

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>>16927260 (OP)
KILL URSELF COLORNIGGER

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>>>16927260 (You) (OP)
>KILL URSELF COLORNIGGER

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>fat "trans" roommate



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