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Literally my dickhole stings when I pee

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I need to go to the fucking doctor it’s only gotten worse but I’m embarrassed

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>>16923878
I used a electric toothbrush on my tip because it felt good vibrating

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>>16923880
And I think I got an infection

 16923884[Quote]

you should stop having gay sex so no more bacteria enters you

 16923888[Quote]

>>16923880
You don't have to tell them infection can enter in a bunch of other different ways
Also don't be diddyblud

 16923889[Quote]

nigga how do you even get a UTI as a guy
go to the doctor and get antibiotics before it spreads and then get pyridine to treat your urinary pain
your pee will become bright orange and be really concerning to look at because of the pyridine btw

 16923930[Quote]

>>16923889
I’m not a guy o algo I lied

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>>16923930
I fucking gooned with an electric toothbrush because I don’t have a vibrator and I wanted to try it literally did it a few times it was great but now I have a fucking uti

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>>16923934
makes more sense if you have a nasty disgusting pussy, dont know why you would use a toothbrush out of all things but ok man
go to the doctor and get used to UTIs because that vvill happen if you have a poophole for a peeing organ

 16923949[Quote]

>>16923944
Geg I don’t know about nasty and disgusting I’m 18 and this is my first uti it’s apparently a normal thing for foids. I don’t have any discharge or warts or shit like that and it doesn’t smell either. Just fucking burns

 16923954[Quote]

>>16923944
What else vibrates at a high speed like that

 16923955[Quote]

>>16923944
Dunno why you’re insulting pussies when dick and balls are just as gross if not grosser

 16923962[Quote]

>>16923949
of course you dont have shit like warts a uti is just bacterial growth
>>16923954
use your hands or dont be a jew and buy something, also make sure to urinate after masturbation since that reduces the chance of getting a UTI
>>16923955
penis is not an open mucus membrane

 16923971[Quote]

>>16923962
I always urinate after masturbation. I don’t know what went wrong. I’ve been using my hands but I’m a lazy fag and the vibrator is easier

 16923973[Quote]

>>16923971
ok well what went wrong is you put a fucking toothbrush (covered in bacteria) there

 16923990[Quote]

>>16923973
I washed it I thought it would be fine

 16924000[Quote]

drink cranberry juice, and just wait it out.

next time, pee after jerking off

 16924013[Quote]

>>16923880
It’s too soundingpilled…..

 16924016[Quote]

>>16923962
I have an actual vibrator that I bought but the electric toothbrush is better I can’t cum with the normal one

 16924030[Quote]

>>16924016
how does a toothbrush feel better
dont use the toothbrush again btw if its not obvious

 16924036[Quote]

Go get an antibiotic prescription

 16924044[Quote]

>>16924030
I can put the thing attached to the bristles on my clit, the vibrator doesn’t have a good place where there’s pressure

 16924048[Quote]

>>16924036
My mom gonna take me

 16924056[Quote]

>>16923880
Holy kek, you're an actual retard. Just stick it up your ass like a normal person

 16924059[Quote]

>>16924056
its… larsonian…

 16924069[Quote]

>>16923971
why are you using a vibrator on your cock

 16924085[Quote]

>>16924069
I’m a woman o algo

 16924087[Quote]

>>16924085
can i have proof?

 16924090[Quote]

>>16924085
send bobs and vagene ples

 16924093[Quote]

>>16924090
sentient flag

 16924098[Quote]

>>16924085
post titpic's for proof

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>>16924085
The fact I have a uti is all the proof you need

 16924144[Quote]

>>16924136
nigga you could easily be lying
post proof of your uti (doctors note or some shit)

 16924165[Quote]

>>16924144
Haven’t gone to the doctor for it yet o algo

 16924168[Quote]

>>16924165
I mean I have tampons and pads in my bathroom

 16924170[Quote]

>>16924165
I hope your vagina falls out

 16924173[Quote]

>>16924170
VAGINAL PROLAPSES.
ONLY ON /soy/

 16924188[Quote]

>>16924170
It’s my urethra nigger my vagina is just fine. Men have no awareness of female anatomy

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>>16924188
same shit + sentient

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>>16924193
Literally not the same thing at all retard. The vagina is the hole dicks go into. The urethras much smaller and is above it that’s where piss comes out. Our anatomy is so much more evolved as we have two holes for different purposes while men have one outdated hole

 16924212[Quote]

Slit your throat roastie, it will fix everything

 16924213[Quote]

>>16924209
Like you can get an infection in one hole and out the other. Also a vagina can’t fucking prolapse. Holy shit men are so retarded

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toasterfucker tier action my nigger… toothbrushes aren't even sterile

 16924216[Quote]

>>16924212
>roastie
As if dicks aren’t even more hideous

 16924220[Quote]

>>16924215
Yeah I know that now I need some fucking antibiotics

 16924232[Quote]

>>16924216
Not as disgusting as a prolapsed vagina you femorrhoid
Also genuinely get off my website you vile woman go back to your normie goycial media

 16924246[Quote]

And I hope it worsens and you have to suffer extreme pain hahaha

 16924271[Quote]

>>16924209
Basically the same shit anyway geg, why is bro so mad? 💀

 16924274[Quote]

>>16924213
They can if it falls out bozo brain

 16924280[Quote]

Holy w*men are so f*cking st*pid

 16924296[Quote]

women poop out their vaginas btw

 16924339[Quote]

>>16924296
Women don’t poop

 16924442[Quote]

>>16924232
>why are there no woman on this site?
>AAAAAAAAAAAQCK FEMOID RUINING MY HECKING BOYS ONLY CLUBERINO!!!!!1!11!1!!1’qnqnw

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>>16924274
No understanding of female anatomy award

 16924449[Quote]

>>16924271
I’m annoyed at men’s retardation when it comes to women anatomy.

 16924461[Quote]

>>16924442
>>why are there no woman on this site?
I never said this, kill yourself female worshipper

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>>>16924274
>No understanding of female anatomy award
>>>16924271
>I’m annoyed at men’s retardation when it comes to women anatomy.

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>>16924461
Marge I don’t worship women

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>>16924446
>>16924449
I understand women anatomy better than womens

 16924692[Quote]

why did this turn me on

 16924704[Quote]

>>16924692
tsmt let's rape op



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