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The penis–the abrahamist's nightmare.

Note that the penis:

1. Is shaped for human hand

2. Enlarges when needed

3. Has outward indicator of it's properties before fully revealing itself: Blacklarge, Whitemedium, Yellow–small.

4. Peels itself back to indicate full readiness

5. Self-lubricating

6. Protective wrapper

7. Is shaped for the human mouth

8. Has a point at top for ease of entry

9. Is pleasing to taste buds

10. Is curved towards the face to make eating process easy

>nooo you have to cut it up for no reason
>nooo you aren't supposed to enjoy it
>nooo you can't use it except on one woman
>nooo you aren't supposed to enjoy that either

what gives?

 №16912709[Quote]

Whole post was made just for this zogged out mindraped polyfag to shill his polycule btw DNI

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