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In conjunction with the SSA (Soyteen Science Agency), OGS (Old God Society), the SSRI (Sooty Soot Research Institute), and Kolyma Labs, the Council of Chuds have decided that the soyjak party's status must be changed from "The party is over" to "Dead nigger of a site". Despite recent attempts to push for relevancy, the party has fallen short of meeting prior peak season impact. The SSRI sites an increased use of sharty cvlture outside of the site and a decrease of new gems as a leading cause of modern soyteen decline. One SSA study suggests that less then 5% of soyjak.st's userbase is made up of doll era soyteens, while kuz, soot, and /qa/ era users cumulatively make up less than 1%. This same study suggests that the destruction of the OldGod class and the influx of naive and retarded newGods resulted in a userbase that can only be discribed as "A band of selfish little fucks, who would be better off shitting up reddit than doing nothing on the soyjak party." while who is to blame is still hotly debated (It is dolls fault geg), it is widely agreed that that sharty, and by extension the soysphere, has long since reached cvltural death.
~Excerpt from the 31Jul2026 issue of the Soyteen Digest
Is the party truly over?
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I have an idea how we can revive the sharty, and it involves destroying carthage
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The first soi reach = /kway/
Second soi reich = /soy/
Third Reich = ?
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>>16887122/rome/, where we all post about how much Carthage must be destroyed and appreciate the life of Cato the Elder
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>>16887122It was either the schlog or the shemmy
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>>16887134The first Reich helped the original soi posters to continue soiposting by providing a base of operations
Likewise (shown by one toss) the soyteens assisted the kwaybros in providing them a base if operations against the threat
What could be the third reich
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>>16887183chudie, stfu, you are a froot era newGod at best. You don't know the kway experience.
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>>16887212He's kind of right though, I would describe /qa/ to be a base of operations for a diverse number of posters. It was basically a sort of home for sneedposting since that would get taken down on /tv/. But pretending /qa/ was only soyjaks or somehow a proto sharty utopia is a newfriend lie.
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>>16887134I think its a certain splinter i can't mention
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>>16887375Coward, I'll say it. The jarty
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>>16887383No not the jarty that was niggerhell