/soy/ - Soyjaks

Kill Quote. Rape Quote. Behead Quote. Roundhouse kick Quote into the concrete. Slam dunk Quote as a baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Quote. Defecate in Quote's food. Launch Quote into the sun. Stir fry Quote in a wok. Toss Quote into active volcanoes. Make Quote check my dubs. Urinate into Quote's gas tank. Judo throw Quote into a wood chipper. Twist Quote's head off. Report Quote to the IRS and NCMEC. Karate chop Quote in half. Curb stomp Quote while xe's pregnant. Trap Quote in quicksand. Crush Quote in the trash compactor. Liquefy Quote in a vat of acid. Eat Quote. Dissect Quote. Exterminate Quote in the gas chamber. Stomp Quote's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Quote in the oven. Lobotomize Quote. Mandatory abortion for Quote. Grind Quote fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Quote in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Quote with a ray gun. Kick Quote as an old gramps faggot down the stairs. Feed Quote to alligators. Slice Quote with a katana. Put a bomb in Quote's mouth. Throw knives at Quote. Inflate Quote until they pop. Send Quote into a blackhole. Castrate Quote. Feed Quote poisoned food. Force Quote to walk the plank. Push Quote into a pit. Kneel on Quote's neck. Curse Quote with a spell. Stuff Quote's babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten Quote with a tank. Pop Quote's car tire. Strike Quote's children with a ruler. Make Quote swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off Quote's limbs. Airdrop Quote into Antarctica. Throw Quote off the boat. Pressurize Quote into fine crystals. Light fireworks in Quote's ass. Falcon-punch Quote in the face. Make Quote into fiction. Blow Quote's head off with grenade launchers. Blow Quote's brain open with a sniper rifle. Lock Quote in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail Quote to a cross and stab them. Run over Quote with a tank feet-first. Crush Quote with a press. Attack Quote with acid. Boil Quote in a pan. Lock Quote inside a brazen bull. Burn Quote alive. Drag Quote across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on Quote. Quarter Quote. Impale Quote on a pike. Tenderize Quote with a mallet. Ionise Quote in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate Quote in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify Quote in a black hole. Curse Quote with the necronomicon. Trap Quote in purgatory. Bang Quote's testicles with a spiked bat. Throw Quote off a twelve story building. Freeze dry Quote in the vacuum of space. Fry Quote with power lines. Feed Quote ricin. Kneecap Quote with a twelv