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Have any of you new soys done anything illegal?

I know I did, I once spray painted swastikas on a mosque! What did >(You) do?

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Tucker Williams please get of the sharty and do your work, thank you

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I rape women in alleys on the regular

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GLOWIE FED GLOWIE
OY OY OY OT GLOWIE
FED FED FED FED

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itt we detail when and where we might possibly do illegal things because it's FREAKING BASED, right guys?

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>>16878505 (OP)
That depends, glowie

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>Have any of you new soys done anything illegal?
>
>I know I did, I once spray painted swastikas on a mosque! What did >(You) do?

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>>16878526
Noahmusic2009 please don't do it, thank you

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>>16878533
We should all do this, fellow soy wojak hackers.

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>>16878505 (OP)
I raped niggers yesterday

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I painted soyjacks on my gun and am currently planning to commit a mass shooting! Do any Soy Teens have any ideas for where? If so, please contact me by email.

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>>16878577
That is based and gem bro!

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>>16878577
jonathanrutgers@icloud.com
Don't do dis please

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>>16878577
>>16878565
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>>16878505 (OP)
I don't like the way you are speaking, you sound like an ESL glowie.

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>>16878577
you're getting nished for this geg

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I bought and sold weed

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up

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>>16878577
The gun range. More specifically down range not pointed at any living human being.

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>>16878652
NUSOI…

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>>16878505 (OP)
one time my mom told me I couldn't have a cookie but I took one anyway

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i pirate a shitton of things

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>>16878667
i hate the fact i wasted my money on shit like NFL+ or panthers+
>netflix was password shared

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DIDN'T HAD SEX WITH QUOTE

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go away glowie

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One time i muled 2 pounds of coke across state lines, never did that shit again i got so fucking spooked when a cop was driving behind me

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Yes.

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>>16878746
Haven't we all done something we don't regret, after all?

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back in high school me and my pals drove to mcdonalds at 3 AM after homecoming while drunk and stoned
look back on it now I probably could've gotten killed in a freak accident that night but at least I got my mcnuggies

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One time when I was in like 4th grade I stole a piece of candy from a store and was terrified about it for weeks

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>>16878810
Same geeeg, i stole a kinder egg and ate it and took the toy in my pocket

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I fought a homeless dude on the way home because he was stalking me, hit him with my phone (which broke btw btw) and he dropped to the floor seizing like a retard I had to run out of there. Didn't check the news for a while after that.

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>>16878505 (OP)
I remember returning a bunch of shit at Auto Zone and they refunded everything on the receipt, even though I forgot to bring some things in. So I got $20 or so of merch for free.

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I did 9/11

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I did that tiktok method of "returning" shit with someone else's recepit a couple times but i stopped

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I used to sell ketchup that flowed more than 14 centimeters in 30 seconds at 20 °C

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>>16878908
DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS BAN THIS RULE 1 SICK FUCK ANTIMATTTER RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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>>16878647
Booooring! Anyone else have any ideas?

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[spoiler]I hooked up with this asian twink two years ago on Grindr. I was 21 and he said he was a couple of months older than me. He looked pretty young though, like 17. Also said an older man in his late 20s or 30s flew him out to his place for a couple of days, which I sort of doubt. I could buy that he was my age, since people have said I look 17 myself. I still have my doubts and I should've checked his ID. This other guy I hooked up with made me show him my ID and I get why now. I need to be more careful just in case.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]I didn't have sex with him though. I stuck my dick up his ass and it hurt him, so we just made out and did oral stuff. Asian guys look very young so I'm not too worried, but sometimes I wonder if he lied to me.[/spoiler]

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>>16878961
NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WHY DIDNT IT SPOIL

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I RAPED AND MURDERED Q’S NIGGER FAMILY



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