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Finally a proper reppy
>you start leaking at nusois for not being 100% okay with what you do and start banning them fuggen nuswas
You wake up and ban the hunkies,
Leaving only oldsoi munkies,
They form the Hunky, a crappy splinter.
Time to resume hibernation, it's an eternal winter.

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forgot the ids award

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wtf is this, ok like here me out if you search this word for word on Google, yes googlerino, you'll find something surprising that will make you question everything
"The Original Soyjak Imageboard & Fandom Archive"

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suddenly, you remember you need to boost da pee pee haich, so you resume posting bait

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>suddenly, you remember you need to boost da pee pee haich, so you resume posting bait
It's too hard to bait by your poor old self,
so you take your old trust BaitBot off the shelf.
But alas, this barely affects the posting rate,
For there's no nusois left to fall for the bait.

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Wake up momentarily to goon to femquote futa

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>>16878507
better yet, join the secret 'cord chat and goon with your namefag buddies

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Do a urethral trick

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>>16878465
get up and goon with your 'cord xisters

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>>Wake up momentarily to goon to femquote futa
Femquote's BBC, it makes you hard
You leap and squeal, just like a tard
Through your screen her cock protrudes
And carries you to her digital realm, my dudes

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>>16878641
in your baboon spergout, you accidentally break der 'puter, and that leaves you shartyless. however, you realize fellow hunky has xis phono on which xe browses /soy/ daily

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Why is it a poem

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>>16878659
Whilst ent'ring this newfound virtual world,
You smash your 'puter and a grim fate is unfurled.
Eternally trapped in a Femquote 'orn video art thou,
Far as "saving" /soy/ goes- there is no hope now.

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>>16878986
realize you don't want to be admin anyway and let mustard officially be admin. I'm sure the hunkies won't openly revolt, right?



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