/soy/ - Soyjaks

obviously mustard tops and its not a hard choice
quote is a pseudo tranny whether he likes it or not, it can be noticed by his behvaiour and posting habits

I always assumed quote started as the top, but over time mustard become the top. I also assume he's like a really mean/sadistic top, he makes quote moan and shit and makes him do stuff while he gets dicked down. Mustard is the natural top for sure.

behaviour

>>16875262 (OP)
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already answered xista~ :3

>>16875278
Yeah this

Kill Quote. Rape Quote. Behead Quote. Roundhouse kick Quote into the concrete. Slam dunk Quote as a baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Quote. Defecate in Quote's food. Launch Quote into the sun. Stir fry Quote in a wok. Toss Quote into active volcanoes. Make Quote check my dubs. Urinate into Quote's gas tank. Judo throw Quote into a wood chipper. Twist Quote's head off. Report Quote to the IRS and NCMEC. Karate chop Quote in half. Curb stomp Quote while xe's pregnant. Trap Quote in quicksand. Crush Quote in the trash compactor. Liquefy Quote in a vat of acid. Eat Quote. Dissect Quote. Exterminate Quote in the gas chamber. Stomp Quote's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Quote in the oven. Lobotomize Quote. Mandatory abortion for Quote. Grind Quote fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Quote in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Quote with a ray gun. Kick Quote as an old gramps faggot down the stairs. Feed Quote to alligators. Slice Quote with a katana. Put a bomb in Quote's mouth. Throw knives at Quote. Inflate Quote until they pop. Send Quote into a blackhole. Castrate Quote. Feed Quote poisoned food. Force Quote to walk the plank. Push Quote into a pit. Kneel on Quote's neck. Curse Quote with a spell. Stuff Quote's babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten Quote with a tank. Pop Quote's car tire. Strike Quote's children with a ruler. Make Quote swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off Quote's limbs. Airdrop Quote into Antarctica. Throw Quote off the boat. Pressurize Quote into fine crystals. Light fireworks in Quote's ass. Falcon-punch Quote in the face. Make Quote into fiction. Blow Quote's head off with grenade launchers. Blow Quote's brain open with a sniper rifle. Lock Quote in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail Quote to a cross and stab them. Run over Quote with a tank feet-first. Crush Quote with a press. Attack Quote with acid. Boil Quote in a pan. Lock Quote inside a brazen bull. Burn Quote alive. Drag Quote across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on Quote. Quarter Quote. Impale Quote on a pike. Tenderize Quote with a mallet. Ionise Quote in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate Quote in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify Quote in a black hole. Curse Quote with the necronomicon. Trap Quote in purgatory. Bang Quote's testicles with a spiked bat. Throw Quote off a twelve story building. Freeze dry Quote in the vacuum of space. Fry Quote with power lines. Feed Quote ricin. Kneecap Quote with a twelve gauge. Re enslave Quote. Sell Quote organs on the black market. Run Quote over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw Quote into the grand canyon. Burn Quote with jet engine exhaust. Beat Quote to death with a tire iron. Cauterise Quote asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice Quote to the sun god. Drop Quote out of a plane at forty thousand feet. Feed Quote to sharks. Load Quote into a cannon and shoot the Quote at a concrete wall. Keel Haul Quote under a galleon. Disembowel Quote with a bayonet. Strap Quote to a cruise missile and launch it at Quote neighborhood. Drop Quote into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter Quote. Lure Quote in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force Quote to learn calculus, then kill the Quote anyway. Atomize Quote with a powerfist. Throw Quote into vats full of FEV virus. Choke Quote with barbed wire. Throw pianos at Quote from 40-story buildings. Throw Quote at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze Quote in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie Quote to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot Quote with syringe guns. Defecate on Quote's food stamps. Make Quote pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire Quote into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on Quote then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate Quote with depleted uranium. Launch Quote with a trebuchet. Send Quote exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use Quote as a crash test dummy. Tie Quote onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on Quote. Trample Quote. Bury Quote alive. Play bowling with Quote's head and penis/neo-vagina as pins. Grate Quote with a cheese grater. Get Quote stuck in an elevator. Spray Quote toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot Quote directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage Quote parachute. Sabotage Quote bungee. Trap Quote under ice. Force Quote to work and support a family of 5. Force Quote into gladiatorial combat. Send Quote back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in Quote room. Put Quote on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest Quote organs. Waterboard Quote with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay Quote. Tie Quote to train tracks. Total Quote death.

>>16875283
link it

>>16875276
Yeah I agree especially with the personality difference and age difference

>>16875283
Make another one that isn't some gross sh fetish shit

>>16875331
fuck idk what is the site
>>16875316
quote is 19, mustard is around the same age

im not sure…
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in reality the real power dynamics is that quote is an absent father and mustard is his son that grows up to become a failtroll faggot cordnigger as a replacement for a father figure (although quote is brimmy too)

You niggers are homosexual

What were the frootcord dynamics like though?

>>16875365
Yeah nigga

>>16875345
Really I though mustard was like 30 or some shit

>>16875365
Ev&doe homosexuality is aryan

It wont matter when i crucify those niggers like its Caesar's legion

>>16875345
>quote is 19, mustard is around the same age
I am turning 27 years old

>>16875278
I feel like quote would be a bad top because he's underweight and frail

>>16875410
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

>>16875410
Mustard what do you think of my thread

>>16875437
Australian tranny

>>16875453
I'm not a tranny that's another poster I happen to know IRL

>>16875262 (OP)
this

>>16875458
Because you're both dating

>>16875461
I'm like chudthebuilder

>>16875419
yeah he tried to be a top at the start but it obviously didn't work, mustard is much better (especially since quote also just likes taking it and mustard giving it)

>>16875496
Obsessed

You walk into the bathroom, unexpectedly seeing Soytan shItting on the floor. "oh u-umm sorry!" you say. The smell of her rotten Soylent shit penetrating your nostrils, making you hard. "get out nigger" she mumbles. You can't resist your urges and have a great big huff of her radioactive caca. It sends waves of pleasure down your spine. Not registering that you're under her, she takes a big, warm, steamy, radioactive soybean pookie right in your freshly-dyed purple hair. You moan at the feeling. She knows fully that you're under her, and she prepares to squeeze one out. As the wet feces drips down your neck, some of it enters your mouth. It makes your 3-inch pecker as hard as a gemstone. You can't resist, you lick all of the wet shit off of the floor. You get overwhelmed with pleasure and vomit it out of your mouth, along with about 1 and 1/4 cups of stomach contents. You don't want to waste this delicious doodoo so you reluctantly slurp up the vomit. To your surprise, you climax. A huge cum stain takes over your pants. Before you can react, Soytan takes some on her finger and tastes it. "This tastes like chudcel johnson!". She tastes more, but jams her finger so far down her throat that she vomits onto your face. You open your mouth to shriek, but are silenced by floods of creamy butyric acid. You vomit her stomach contents back into her mouth. She does the same, repeating 4 or so times until she cums. You taste her squirt like she did with you. It tastes like goyslop.

>>16875512
its just what i do

Me and the xisters in the jannycord are having a laugh riot at your attempt to bait us! Good riddance

>>16875531
yup, issa australian TRANNY, Malnourished starving faggot making up for his lack of masculinity by larping as muh right winger.
Absolute failure in life, I pity you.

>>16875561
Dude okay I'm literally not a tranny and I'm in decent shape fuck off retard britbong nigger

Okay you made me mad so what?

>>16875553
medsssssss even though they like this

>>16875590
i am actually quote hashtag hastag admin so i can see your hardware id (and your actual MAC address using a zero day that took me a long time to finally get the approval to use it to track you heccin dangers to democracy)
You are the australian tranny

Obviously mustard if we're talking about the actual admins

>>16875614
Is it so hard to understand I post from xer house? Look if you don't believe me here is her booru account
https://soybooru.com/user/chudetterald

>>16875614
You fucking lying ass nigger nuh uh uh you ain't quote

I can't believe I fucking fell for that

Kill every last subhuman cumskin from that shithole I hope england gets overtaken with pakis tranny faggot

Fuuuuuuuuuuck you faggot