/soy/ - Soyjaks

Kill Quote. Rape Quote. Behead Quote. Roundhouse kick Quote into the concrete. Slam dunk Quote as a baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Quote. Defecate in Quote's food. Launch Quote into the sun. Stir fry Quote in a wok. Toss Quote into active volcanoes. Make Quote check my dubs. Urinate into Quote's gas tank. Judo throw Quote into a wood chipper. Twist Quote's head off. Report Quote to the IRS and NCMEC. Karate chop Quote in half. Curb stomp Quote while xe's pregnant. Trap Quote in quicksand. Crush Quote in the trash compactor. Liquefy Quote in a vat of acid. Eat Quote. Dissect Quote. Exterminate Quote in the gas chamber. Stomp Quote's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Quote in the oven. Lobotomize Quote. Mandatory abortion for Quote. Grind Quote fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Quote in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Quote with a ray gun. Kick Quote as an old gramps faggot down the stairs. Feed Quote to alligators. Slice Quote with a katana. Put a bomb in Quote's mouth. Throw knives at Quote. Inflate Quote until they pop. Send Quote into a blackhole. Castrate Quote. Feed Quote poisoned food. Force Quote to walk the plank. Push Quote into a pit. Kneel on Quote's neck. Curse Quote with a spell. Stuff Quote's babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten Quote with a tank. Pop Quote's car tire. Strike Quote's children with a ruler. Make Quote swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off Quote's limbs. Airdrop Quote into Antarctica. Throw Quote off the boat. Pressurize Quote into fine crystals. Light fireworks in Quote's ass. Falcon-punch Quote in the face. Total Quote Death.