/soy/ - Soyjaks

Kill Quote. Rape Quote. Behead Quote. Roundhouse kick Quote into the concrete. Slam dunk Quote as a baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Quote. Defecate in Quote's food. Launch Quote into the sun. Stir fry Quote in a wok. Toss Quote into active volcanoes. Make Quote check my dubs. Urinate into Quote's gas tank. Judo throw Quote into a wood chipper. Twist Quote's head off. Report Quote to the IRS and NCMEC. Karate chop Quote in half. Curb stomp Quote while xe's pregnant. Trap Quote in quicksand. Crush Quote in the trash compactor. Liquefy Quote in a vat of acid. Eat Quote. Dissect Quote. Exterminate Quote in the gas chamber. Stomp Quote's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Quote in the oven. Lobotomize Quote. Mandatory abortion for Quote. Grind Quote fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Quote in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Quote with a ray gun. Kick Quote as an old gramps faggot down the stairs. Feed Quote to alligators. Slice Quote with a katana. Put a bomb in Quote's mouth. Throw knives at Quote. Inflate Quote until they pop. Send Quote into a blackhole. Castrate Quote. Feed Quote poisoned food. Force Quote to walk the plank. Push Quote into a pit. Kneel on Quote's neck. Curse Quote with a spell. Stuff Quote's babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten Quote with a tank. Pop Quote's car tire. Strike Quote's children with a ruler. Make Quote swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off Quote's limbs. Airdrop Quote into Antarctica. Throw Quote off the boat. Pressurize Quote into fine crystals. Light fireworks in Quote's ass. Falcon-punch Quote in the face. Make Quote into fiction. Blow Quote's head off with grenade launchers. Blow Quote's brain open with a sniper rifle. Lock Quote in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail Quote to a cross and stab them. Run over Quote with a tank feet-first. Crush Quote with a press. Attack Quote with acid. Boil Quote in a pan. Lock Quote inside a brazen bull. Burn Quote alive. Drag Quote across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on Quote. Quarter Quote. Impale Quote on a pike. Tenderize Quote with a mallet. Ionise Quote in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate Quote in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify Quote in a black hole. Curse Quote with the necronomicon. Trap Quote in purgatory. Bang Quote's testicles with a spiked bat. Throw Quote off a twelve story building. Freeze dry Quote in the vacuum of space. Fry Quote with power lines. Feed Quote ricin. Kneecap Quote with a twelve gauge. Re enslave Quote. Sell Quote organs on the black market. Run Quote over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw Quote into the grand canyon. Burn Quote with jet engine exhaust. Beat Quote to death with a tire iron. Cauterise Quote asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice Quote to the sun god. Drop Quote out of a plane at forty thousand feet. Feed Quote to sharks. Load Quote into a cannon and shoot the Quote at a concrete wall. Keel Haul Quote under a galleon. Disembowel Quote with a bayonet. Strap Quote to a cruise missile and launch it at Quote neighborhood. Drop Quote into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter Quote. Lure Quote in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force Quote to learn calculus, then kill the Quote anyway. Atomize Quote with a powerfist. Throw Quote into vats full of FEV virus. Choke Quote with barbed wire. Throw pianos at Quote from 40-story buildings. Throw Quote at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze Quote in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie Quote to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot Quote with syringe guns. Defecate on Quote's food stamps. Make Quote pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire Quote into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on Quote then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate Quote with depleted uranium. Launch Quote with a trebuchet. Send Quote exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use Quote as a crash test dummy. Tie Quote onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on Quote. Trample Quote. Bury Quote alive. Play bowling with Quote's head and penis/neo-vagina as pins. Grate Quote with a cheese grater. Get Quote stuck in an elevator. Spray Quote toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot Quote directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage Quote parachute. Sabotage Quote bungee. Trap Quote under ice. Force Quote to work and support a family of 5. Force Quote into gladiatorial combat. Send Quote back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in Quote room. Put Quote on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest Quote organs. Waterboard Quote with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay Quote. Tie Quote to train tracks. Total Quote death