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 16864913[Quote]

Watching sport with Europeans:
>City are looking good this year
>Mo' Bin Baghdadi's passing has been been excellent this season
>Yeah him and Ngubu have built quite the combination
>And Mgongo-Arnold has really improved as a player too, he's always been a strong finisher, but he's really worked on his first touches and his positional play and it shows
>Katzenfickmeister's management has really made a difference
>Most assuredly
>Indeed

Watching Sports Entertainment™ with americans:
>BRO THE CENTURIONS ARE GONNA CRUSH THE BACON BOWL THIS SEASON
>HELL YEAH BRO YOU SEEN SHANASTY BODKINS? 6'4 270LBS RAN A 4 4 40 LAST FALL
>YEAH BUT HOW IS HE GONNA GET PAST DAVONKUS JACKSON? 6'8 450 LBS 7'3 WINGSPAN 40 INCH VERT AND HE CAN TRACE HIS ANCESTRY BACK TO SHAKA ZULU AND TUTANKHAMUN
>DUDE HE'S GOT SKIP NASH THROWING FOR HIM SKIPS 7'1 GOT 15" HANDS AND CAN THROW A SPIRAL 200 YARDS AND PUT IT ON A DIME
>AND HE'S GOT COACH O'SHALAYLEE BREAKING DOWN THE PLAY DUDE'S GOT A MASTERS IN BUSINESS FROM YALE AND 55 INCH CRANIUM
>EVER SINCE ARI LENDSTEIN BOUGHT THE CLUB WE'VE LOOKED UNSTOPPABLE DUDE'S GOT A 38 BILLION DOLLAR NET WORTH AND RECITES THE TORAH OVER 50 TIMES A DAY FOR THE PAST 70 YEARS
>HELL YEAH BRO YOU SEE WATERMELONDREUS WASHINGTON PLAY FOR WACKAWEEWAW STATE IN THE KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN GEORGE FLOYD MEMORIAL SMACKDOWN? 6'8, 400LBS, 650 MILLISECOND 2 YARD DASH, 9.7 INCH CIRCUMCISED BLACK MAMBA, 4 BABY MOMMAS IN 3 DIFFERENT STATES, 5 YEARS IN COUNTY FOR DOMESTIC ABUSE, CAN PUT AWAY A SUPERSIZED TRAYVON MARTIN MCDONALDS MEAL IN 5.4 SECONDS AND HE'S ONLY 16
>THIS SUNDAY'S GONNA BE A BIG DAY FOR FOOTBAWW

 16865004[Quote]

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BRO THE CENTURIONS ARE GONNA CRUSH THE BACON BOWL THIS SEASON
HELL YEAH BRO YOU SEEN SHANASTY BODKINS? 6'4 270LBS RAN A 4 4 40 LAST FALL
YEAH BUT HOW IS HE GONNA GET PAST DAVONKUS JACKSON? 6'8 450 LBS 7'3 WINGSPAN 40 INCH VERT AND HE CAN TRACE HIS ANCESTRY BACK TO SHAKA ZULU AND TUTANKHAMUN
DUDE HE'S GOT SKIP NASH THROWING FOR HIM SKIPS 7'1 GOT 15" HANDS AND CAN THROW A SPIRAL 200 YARDS AND PUT IT ON A DIME
AND HE'S GOT COACH O'SHALAYLEE BREAKING DOWN THE PLAY DUDE'S GOT A MASTERS IN BUSINESS FROM YALE AND 55 INCH CRANIUM
EVER SINCE ARI LENDSTEIN BOUGHT THE CLUB WE'VE LOOKED UNSTOPPABLE DUDE'S GOT A 38 BILLION DOLLAR NET WORTH AND RECITES THE TORAH OVER 50 TIMES A DAY FOR THE PAST 70 YEARS
HELL YEAH BRO YOU SEE WATERMELONDREUS WASHINGTON PLAY FOR WACKAWEEWAW STATE IN THE KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN GEORGE FLOYD MEMORIAL SMACKDOWN? 6'8, 400LBS, 650 MILLISECOND 2 YARD DASH, 9.7 INCH CIRCUMCISED BLACK MAMBA, 4 BABY MOMMAS IN 3 DIFFERENT STATES, 5 YEARS IN COUNTY FOR DOMESTIC ABUSE, CAN PUT AWAY A SUPERSIZED TRAYVON MARTIN MCDONALDS MEAL IN 5.4 SECONDS AND HE'S ONLY 16
THIS SUNDAY'S GONNA BE A BIG DAY FOR FOOTBAWW

 16865035[Quote]

Vro, you're saying this like you havent seen a Boca Junior nigger blow the brains of thier whole family for losing the 12th time and a River Plate twink celebrating after winning a Racing mutt doing a gay gangbang special.

 16865045[Quote]

>>16864913 (OP)
>>16865035
why did you guys lose the world cup

 16865059[Quote]

>>16865045
Glowies mayne, they threatened messi o algo. They stole our shi.

 16865068[Quote]

i prefer hockey the most aryan sport

 16865083[Quote]

>>16865045
We didn't play very well, spain were simply a lot better than us.

 16865290[Quote]

>>16865045
because we outplayed them in literally every metric
>>16865083
this

 16865314[Quote]

>>16865035
??? Eso es cierto???

 16865320[Quote]

>>16865314
south americans do it every other day

 16865326[Quote]

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>>16865045
football is circus and bread except when we win o algo
jokes aside i have no fucking idea what happened, they genuinely did the most retarded changes to the team possible. i've heard things saying it might had something to do with that one flag the players displayed when they played against england but i really doubt that will ever be confirmed (((officially)))

 16865338[Quote]

>>16865326
by changes to the team i mean shit like switching players around, im not implying that le heckin jooz forced argentina to play like shit

 16865365[Quote]

>>16865326
The jews kidnapp lautaro martinez so i can’t save argentina + they drug la bestia de calchin



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