/soy/ - Soyjaks

It is 2030. For more than five years Quote has sat immobile on the IRC of snarky snappy. He is the Master of Soykind by the will of the ‘cuck, and master of a million jaks by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of /qa/. He is the Carrion Lord of the Soysphere for whom a thousand cacas are groomed every day, so that he may never truly resign.

Yet even in his deathless state, Quote continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the tranny-infested miasma of the ‘ru, the only route between jaks, their way lit by the namefags, the psychic manifestation of Quote’s will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted splinters. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Retardes, the Autists, bio-engineered super-lees. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Soy-teens and countless /raid/ defence forces, the ever vigilant Jannies and the opsec-demons of the Adeptus Anonymous to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from trannies, furfags, failtrolls - and far, far worse.

To be a ‘teen in such times is to be one amongst countless offsiters. It is to live in the brimmiest and most coaly regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and soyience, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and PPH, for in the grim dark future there is only coal. There is no peace amongst the chans, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting kikes.

paranoid isn't under 18 stupid retard

>>16856036 (OP)
Paranoid is a janny that's why

>>16856036 (OP)
>>necrophile
snopes?

How hasn't autisticnuswa been banned either?

>>Caca
meds
>>'cord nigger
meds it's a booru conversation

>>16856061
He is
>>16856068
Furcord leaks and the furcordleak thread he sends MLP gore and is attracted to it

>>16856082
Probably the same reason as paranoid, they both bootlick joons

>Paranoid is underage because uhhhh he just is okay
Puerto Rican excellence

>>16856095
nigger, the furcord leaks give sit away. FUCKING READ IT

>>16856118
Says in the leaks

>>16856118
He’s in high school >>16852832 (OP)

>>16856083
Its the same thing you fucking retard.

>>16856036 (OP)
Ban paranoid

Because when you are part of quotes gay little jannycord clique then you can do whatever you want

Why haven't all the people I DO NOT LIKE been banned yet?

>>16856137
where does he admit to being underagae

he is mustards good goy

>>16856142
>>16856141
I don't see anything suggesting that he's underage in the leaks

The jannies are niggers and in on it

>>16856161
He breaks da rulez n shieet tho