/soy/ - Soyjaks

marge is this copypasta

>>16855406
no nigga I am starting a discussion here

marge… marge…..

>twinkmaxxed short boy
What does this mean nigga? Do you mean looking like a faggot or just being a short guy with soft features or something?

>>16855429
being a short guy, longer unkept curly hair, soft features, no facial hair, skinny build, talking softly but not overly gay

>>16855395 (OP)
I'm average height but I got the build fashion and composure of a "emo twink"
and its almost like people just naturally protect me, I've been held, fought for and defended like 16 times each and people think I'm chill and nice, even women defend me. I could just be weak but I guess I'm attractive weak to, its awsome

>>16855445
yeah thiss is me and It hella works, though some people will try to get on you for seeming gay some slight chuddyness will get them to respect you

>>16855414
okay if you're actually serious
>>the average tall and buff guy treats you extra gently
i want to be the tall buff guy so i don't care about this
>>women of all kinds will try to pamper you
i don't want to be pampered just don't be rude to me
>>anything you do or say will never be taken as a serious act of aggression unless you really try to
i'm somewhat tall but look youthful so i've never really dealt with this. i feel like people look at me as a teenager or a gentle guy
>>people will do small sacrifices to keep you comfortable
i'm used to being alone and am tall so i don't need this
>>strangers will approach you first since you appear as a low risk, safe friendship investment
this happens once in a blue moon and again i think it's because i look youthful

<you have to earn respect through without physical superiority
yeah true
<insecure short women will not consider you as a romantic partner
who needs em

it depends on what you want. i want to be buff and tall, not a short boy. i want to be more dominant and lead in sex, not be the passive partner. i'd be fine as a twink but i do not want to be short.

>>16855484
Aryan

>>16855445
Other than the unkept curly hair and skinny build part, this is pretty much me, I have straight hair (which is somewhat long and unkept) and the build is rather skinny fat since I skipped a lot of gym sessions lately
>>16855464
I get protected because people feel bad for me whenever I get mocked geg

Fuck this website

>>16855484
I've seen tall guys or strong guys in general getting into fights out of pure jealousy.

unless you live in a preindustrial forest being pampered by people is significantly better than being seen as a potential threat or competition and they try to actively sabotage every aspect

>>16855496
like psychically protected?

also weird addon I was friends with this one ARYAN who smoked a lot of niggerweed and was a lot like Tyler durden, he was weird and very "free" he was sometimes very touchy with me and I assumed it was a gay thing but after one night we got really high and he told me its cus he wanted me to be the most successful guy in our town, he wanted kids like me and he though that even though I was weak as fuck, I had potential. I've been grinding hella every science, but do you guys think he was a fag

>>16855515
only violence Ive ever seen was guys protecting there sisters

>>16855515
no. i get to go wherever i want and not have to worry about my safety that much. i'm 5'11" so there are def some dudes that are taller than me, but a majority of people cannot overpower me and i like that. the only guys who have tried to start shit with me are my height or lower for some reason, and i have no problem telling them off.

there was one day when i dressed up a little more feminine and this girly gay guy came up to me and started talking to me. maybe i looked "queer" or something but i got his number which was cool. maybe i should dress "queer" more often, but i refuse to feminize myself to make others comfortable. i've read about pooners doing that cause they don't want to scare women and it disgusts me. take up space, make others uncomfortable. you have just as much of a right to that space as they do, and it's their problem.

>>16855525
i saw 2 giant gym heads getting into a fight because somephono mogged xim by being shirtless and attracting too much foid attention

>>16855550
geeeg lanklet cacas dress feminine and get high from attention from faggots

>>16855550
I act more "feminine" because people are actually scary, but I tell fags who approach me to fuck off. I don't like hanging with fags, they are all fake straight a dogs who bark when told to

>>16855445
This is basically me except im ltn rn because i just bulked for the past 6 months, i was htn when i was lean doe and my cut just started again so maybe i will ascend somehow who knows

>>16855558
gaaaaaay

>>16855578
lanky is always weird

>>16855578
kind of wish i fucked him but i took too long to reach back out to him and i think he got a bf. i don't mind faggots since im bisexual
>>16855604
it depends on where you live and your height i suppose. aggressive people are usually retards and i'm tired of tip toeing around guys like that. i just tell them off or call the police now. i've lived my whole life tip toeing around other neurotic people and i'm tired of it so i don't give a fuck if they chimp out and stab me. but that's just me i get what you're saying.

>>16855606
beside the practical strength aspect there's no point in bulking.
you can be even more attractive, strong and toned by doing calisthenics and cardiol.

bulking is a Jewish psyop to make you ugly and risk dropping off being fit

>>16855520
>like psychically protected?
more like verbally, physically when I get "attacked" as a joke by somephono.
>also weird addon I was friends with this one ARYAN who smoked a lot of niggerweed and was a lot like Tyler durden, he was weird and very "free" he was sometimes very touchy with me and I assumed it was a gay thing but after one night we got really high and he told me its cus he wanted me to be the most successful guy in our town, he wanted kids like me and he though that even though I was weak as fuck, I had potential. I've been grinding hella every science, but do you guys think he was a fag
Possibly

>>16855635
am I hot

>>16855641
WRONG!

>>16855672
is this a namefag or something

>>16855641
Bulking just makes hypertrophy easier, i took it slow anyway so im not too fat. Im following an aesthetics focused routine in the gym not some gymcel shit, i dont want to get too big since it would detract from my nichemax

>>16855680
that's me, i posted ts a while ago to own someone but I guess this nigga saved it

>>16855686
Im not

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>>16855712
BLEED

No nigga focus on the real issue, the furcord.

>>16855788
geg isn't that the porn guy

>>16855850
marge?

>>16855850
shmorky?

>>16855860
no the guy who became the chip nigga

>>16855897
nigga idk