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Where the fuck is quote

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I took him hostage and have secretly taken control of the site, ama

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>>16854412
add /bbc/

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>>16854412
Ban everything i don't like

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It is 2030. For more than five years Quote has sat immobile on the IRC of the β€˜arty. He is the Master of Soykind by the will of the β€˜cuck, and master of a million jaks by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of /qa/. He is the Carrion Lord of the Soysphere for whom a thousand cacas are groomed every day, so that he may never truly resign.

Yet even in his deathless state, Quote continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the tranny-infested miasma of the booru, the only route between jaks, their way lit by the namefags, the psychic manifestation of Quote’s will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted splinters. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Retardes, the Autists, bio-engineered super-lees. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Soy-teens and countless /raid/ defence forces, the ever vigilant Jannies and the opsec-demons of the Adeptus Anonymous to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from trannies, splinters, failtrolls - and far, far worse.

To be a β€˜teen in such times is to be one amongst untold millions. It is to live in the brimmiest and most coaly regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and soyience, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-Iearned. Forget the promise of progress and PPH, for in the grim dark future there is only coal. There is no peace amongst the chans, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting kikes.

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he is multiple different people working in an office in london

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>>16854408 (OP)
gooning to 'p probably

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>>16854695
OOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyy

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Getting pounded by xer bvll

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Absent like my father he hasnt even been on the irc

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im right here

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>>16854751
what country is my ip from then

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>>16854759
england

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no its india

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>>16854764
see its me the real quote

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probably regretting buying the sharty

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Probably in his room crying and thinking about whether or not he should ropemaxx

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>>16854408 (OP)
HHOUURouruoruROUORRRRPppPPP ummmmm i dont know *rubs my suspisiously admin 6 shaped belly*

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probably gooning 24/7

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>>16854773
>>16854774
i regret buying this site yes. and i will be killing myself in 15 minutes

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>>16854781
live stream it here

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>>16854773
He got it for free though and already got offered 25k for it, 0 dollars on investment and 25k return, why haven't this nigga sold the site yet. Last leak also said the site is making enough money to cover the server costs

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>>16854768
could be a mod looking at my uid though

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>>16854791
how is this site making money

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>>16854789
no because thats not wholesome and this is an affirming website.

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>>16854800
im just gonna jsid this website now

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>>16854811
CHICKEN JOCKEY

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>>16854791
Hes a schizo and he thinks some bad actor or state sponsor will buy it so he wants to hold on to it for some reason instead of just giving it back to doll

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>>16854824
Also if i was quote i would not want to be running this shithole as a brit i would want it off my hands asap this shithole isnt worth years in prison

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>>16854795
No idea, limeaids said so, I guess ads or something, wouldn't know if it had those since I'm using an adblocker
https://soyjakwiki.org/Limeade_leak

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>>16854829
when did they ad adds
>i've been using ublock the whole time i've been on this site

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>>16854824
>Hes a schizo and he thinks some bad actor or state sponsor will buy it
Can easily happen, remember the 4cuck hack was done in the name of our site, and 4cuck got turned into the most obvious glowie honeypot ever so. Quote doesn't seem to geniunely care about the userbase though.
>so he wants to hold on to it for some reason instead of just giving it back to doll
Why? He literally just quit and he was always inactive, what's the incentive for him to hold on?
>>16854836
I don't know, couldn't even find stuff about this on the 'ki

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>Quote is dead
>Sharty is full
>Jaks are fuel

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>>16854782
>quote jannycode is 2ed1

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>>16854893
Thats why i said to give it to doll because hes trusted and would be glad to run the site as far as i know



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