>Yeah back in the day I would try on my mom's panties while she was sleeping. It made me feel like a girl and that made my dick rock fucking hard.<What..?>Anyway, what are your thoughts on penises dude? I think black dick is obviously the biggest, but

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Chud 07/28/26 (Tue) 08:35:15 №16846460 [Quote]

>Yeah back in the day I would try on my mom's panties while she was sleeping. It made me feel like a girl and that made my dick rock fucking hard.
<What..?
>Anyway, what are your thoughts on penises dude? I think black dick is obviously the biggest, but Indian cock is underestimated tbh. Back in like 2011 I was at this anime convention dressed as that girl from Panty & Stocking, you know the one, with the blonde hair? Anyway, I met this Indian guy, and he pulled me into the locker room. And no shit, he had the longest fucking cock I had ever seen. I sucked that shit dry, man, I fucking gagged on it. I was like SCHLORP SCHLORP GLUCK GLUCK and he was about to bust in my mouth, when suddenly-
^Oh my God, heyyyy! Aren't you that gigachad guy? From like, the Reddit memes? I'm such a huge fan, oh my go-
>FUCK OFF FOID I'M BUILT FOR CIRCUMCISED TRANNY PENIS ONLY!!!
^*sobs and runs away* WAHHHH THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! OH MY GOOOOD! HEEEELP!!!
>heh, jokes on her I actually meant circumcised FEMBOY penis

Chud 07/28/26 (Tue) 08:37:13 №16846466 [Quote]

This is sharty "humor" nowadays

Chud 07/28/26 (Tue) 08:37:20 №16846467 [Quote]

Started strong but fell off around the halfway point

Chud 07/28/26 (Tue) 08:37:30 №16846468 [Quote]

>>16846466
this happened

Chud 07/28/26 (Tue) 08:37:46 №16846470 [Quote]

>>16846466
this isn't a joke this is a real fucking event that happened

Chud 07/28/26 (Tue) 08:38:02 №16846473 [Quote]

>>16846466
ernest khalimov fucking said all this shit