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janjans approve already, I want to see what giga actually is
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HOLY TRVKE
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I met ernest khalimov irl one time, no fucking joke, and he just went off about how he used to try on his mom's panties while she was sleeping because it made him "feel like a girl", which turned him on. then he NO FUCKING SHIT started talking about how he thinks black dicks are the biggest but also "indian cock is underestimated" and then told this story about how he sucked an indian guy's long cock in a locker room years ago while crossdressing/cosplaying at an anime convention as some character from panty and stocking. a girl approached him while we were talking, she was all like "hey aren't you that gigachad guy? from the reddit memes?" and was clearly trying to get with him, and he deadass yelled, in the middle of the bar I met him in, "FUCK OFF FOID I'M BUILT FOR CIRCUMCISED TRANNY PENIS ONLY", then laughed and whispered to me "jokes on her, I actually meant femboys". she just fucking ran off crying.
I seriously don't get all the glaze this guy gets online he's a fucking weirdo.
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WHY IS THE PUERTO RICAN FLAG FAGGOTIZED…
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>>16846398>Yeah back in the day I would try on my mom's panties while she was sleeping. It made me feel like a girl and that made my dick rock fucking hard.<What..?>Anyway, what are your thoughts on penises dude? I think black dick is obviously the biggest, but Indian cock is underestimated tbh. Back in like 2011 I was at this anime convention dressed as that girl from Panty & Stocking, you know the one, with the blonde hair? Anyway, I met this Indian guy, and he pulled me into the locker room. And no shit, he had the longest fucking cock I had ever seen. I sucked that shit dry, man, I fucking gagged on it. I was like SCHLORP SCHLORP GLUCK GLUCK and he was about to bust in my mouth, when suddenly-^Oh my God, heyyyy! Aren't you that gigachad guy? From like, the Reddit memes? I'm such a huge fan, oh my go->FUCK OFF FOID I'M BUILT FOR CIRCUMCISED TRANNY PENIS ONLY!!!^*sobs and runs away* WAHHHH THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! OH MY GOOOOD! HEEEELP!!!>heh, jokes on her I actually meant circumcised FEMBOY penis â„–16846476[Quote]
>>16846455this is exactly how it happened