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How do I improve myself?
I'm autistic, fat, Jewish, love cartoons, hate reading books and doing sports, hate any form of hard work/struggle, love gooning but get tired easily, cum instanteously, my dick is small, I'm hairy, I love to eat a lot, I can't sustain a meaningful relationship or friendship, I hate taking showers, there are always brown stains in my undies eventually, mom and dad do a lot of things for me, I'm easy to ragebait, insecure, my only romantic love interest is a kid's cartoon character who has a shit ton of porn and is only liked by trannies and gooners, have no will to live or improve and my loneliness got so bad that when a guy from the 'cuck posted cute emoticons and had a Twink pfp on discord I immediately started crying and wanted to have gay sex with him

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>autistic
can't do anything about that
>Jewish
kill yourself

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>>16838276 (OP)
>you should go shoot up like a mosque or something, that'll be like, pretty cool o algo

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>>16838280
Dude, I just have a different way of thinking. And yeah, I'm jewish, so what?

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When you said jewish all hope is lost

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'gated

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shoot yourself with a shotgun
that’ll help

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>>16838276 (OP)
connect with other jews and have a plan for live

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>>16838325
I can't, I'm socially awkward, haven't left my room for days except for doordash, and even when I do try to talk to them they always laugh and then say they're not laughing at me

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This bait is so good I could die

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>>16838349
You know it's over when people think my life is bait

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Blow your brains out

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>>16838338
then go work at doordash lol

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>>16838353
>Post desk cmon dooo it you have no social life to worry about anyways come onn maan appease random strangers online dude it'll be awesome duuude
arrow because i might do this but probably not

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>>16838276 (OP)
man I read all this and started crying too. how can people like us be allowed to exist, I sometimes wish life was cruel just so I wouldnt need to feel bad about being a lazy worthless piece of shit.

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>>16838396
I did that when my parents stopped sending me money weekly because of some incident, they fired me because I kept eating a few fries here and there

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>>16838418
ew bro how can you touch other peoples food

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>>16838418
That was back when I was mobile

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>>16838276 (OP)
Sorry, 4chan and Reddit mods and janoids are unsalvageable. Find the nearest sheer ledge over 100 feet tall and throw yourself from it.

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is it poonmni

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>>16838437
Stop demoralizing me

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Are you ethnically or religiously jewish?

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>>16838498
Both. Atleast I'll be a white chad in the afterlife I hope

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There is always hope my nigga



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