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if the 'party held a convention like vidcon, my prediction is that there would either be a shooting, some genuine transgenders go to the convention or some sort of sex crime happens during the convention

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50% trannies, 50% brown chuds who look more like women than the trannies do

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>50% trannies, 50% brown chuds who look more like women than the trannies do

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>>16834164
wouldnt actually be surprising

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what would we even do while there? have namefags sign printed out 'jaks? admin q/a panel?

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>>16834172
we could make soysonas and outfits like furries do

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All females and zesty males will be required to either dress up like soytan or mymy

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>>16834169
Was it the transphobia or the racism that bothered you

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someone would throw poop

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>>16834172
>holy shit! its (literal who)
<yeah nigga i made that one jak with a flag on it and did that one thing with another (literalwho)

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soycon already exist and nophono shows up to those

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>>16834194
The somali peepeepoopoo man will not be allowed in the building

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it would turn out like the gathering of the juggalos where people walk around screaming "SHOW YOUR BUTTHOLE" at each other

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If the sharpie ever had a convention, troons from all over xitter would come to coal it up. Would be fun seeing all of the world's filth in one place tho, both trannies and soyteens

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>>16834206
>pre 'jaks
>no new post since 2018

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do you think if we all pool together our funds we could get cado to be there?

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>>16834207
Instead of whites from trailer parks it would be browns from slums

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A convention would only have been fun in '23 or early '24
Nusois are fucking insufferable.

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>>16834191
the racism it's uncalled for

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4cuck had a panel at a convention in the early 2000s and there's a video of moot speaking and then 4cuck users just screaming memes at him and it being really embarrassing for everyone involved
it'd probably turn out like that

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some body would bring a plastic bbc and start raping people

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>>16834212
It was another attempt at time travel meetup, oldfags that will keep the site alive when time travel will be invented will go back in time to the original soycon

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>>16834144 (OP)
>if the 'party held a convention like vidcon, my prediction is that there would either be a shooting, some genuine transgenders go to the convention or some sort of sex crime happens during the convention
The last soycon in New York it was 60% brown. Which I suppose is whiter than the average for that city but still

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>>16834220
yeah, and that person is you

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>>16834220
sentient nameroll

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>>16834214
>easiest scam to pull on 'teens
>>16834216
Also it would probably be a lot of cacas trying to sneak in aswell

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IMPORTANT!

The event will be held at Manthabiseng Convention Centre in Maseru.

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the issue with this and the reason no one ever turns up is because it's a huge opsecfail.

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So 2027 SoyCon in Lesotho? Did Quote confirm this?

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>>16834242
MFGX+J6W, Maseru, Lesotho

Remember to show up at 12PM

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>>16834249
its took expensive for me to buy plane ticket to lesotho

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>>16834245
Time and place just have to be disclosed through dogwhistle, secret esoteric cytube communication and hidden geocashes that require a password to be accessed

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>>16834258
Traveling to Lesotho for the SoyCon should be something similar to pilgrimage, must only be done by foot, even if it takes years

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>>16834260
Entry will require a secret cock shake exchange. Females will be required to recite the entire soywiki instead

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>>16834245
>the issue with this and the reason no one ever turns up is because it's a huge opsecfail
Exactly, so the only people who show up are retards or glow

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>>16834306
The only crimes the sharty commits is cyberstalking really

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>>16834311
some people dont wanna be affiliated with this site however 'cus of their job or whatever lame excuse they have

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>>16834317
I'm a neet so I don't know but does McDonald's really care if you are in a bald man with glasses site

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>>16834317
>>16834311
If you go to college you will get actually 'aped and killed for being associated with the bald man with glasses instead of wholesome tranny arab communist groups

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>>16834342
I might go into a trade school. I wonder if they are like that too

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I would go if it where the midwestern area but I would probably be raped by someone in a soyniqua cosplay

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>>16834357
Carrying of weapons would be encouraged in SoyCon Iowa

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>>16834349
trade school is a total scam nigga
i know a faggot who thinks he is getting a good deal by paying 40k a year for trade school, that's nearly as much as fuggen harvard
join a union if you can get in (its much harder than the internet makes it out to be) or if you can't then find a trade job that will get you the experience to get into a union, don't spend harvard money on this shit that should in actuality be giving YOU the paid training

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there was an irl meetup of soy once and it was all slopjaks

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>>16834387
There are some free state paid ones in my area

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>>16834410
thats different then and if its free then do it
but the majority of "trade school" programs i see are dumbass shit like learning how to read a tape measure and how to do 9th grade algebra for hundreds of thousands of dollars

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the convention will be held at the coordinates -1.109120, 21.318049

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>>16834342
im part of a wholesome tranny arab communist group and we actually raped like 12 bigots on our campus

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>>16834454
DONT LOOK THAT UP

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>>16834461
why not?

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>>16834470
DONT DO IT



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