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MY HEART HURTS. FIX THIS NUSOIS

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stop thinking about your wife taking BBC then weirdo

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this shit eats away at my brain, every waking moment, i would sacrifice so much to go back to this time, with my current intellect, stopping myself from ever doing this. i was such a retard at teh time but i need to get it off my chest.

I sexually harassed a girl on teh bus.

It was a few years back, i had been watching those redpill videos where ur just told to cold approach as many women as possible, i wanted to try it so bad, but im a naturally nervous person. Anyways, i was on teh bus, and there was this really cute, semi-chubby alt girl sat opposite me. Looking back at it, we probably had nothing in common besides autism. But she was still gorgeous to me anyways.

My first mistake was getting out of my seat to sit next to her. She was probably uncomfortable but i didnt think of it that way at teh time. I sat there for a solid minute, before i just said "sup" to her, she was looking forward but she said sup back. i then complimented her hair and outfit, she definitely knew what i was up to, she was still looking forward but she just said "thanks". I already felt like this was a win, and at this point, i started getting really hard. My first mistake was putting my hand down my pants to tuck my penis into my waistband, she 100% saw that, and even if she didnt, she probably noticed my bulge anyways.

This is teh part where it gets really bad: I put a hand into my pocket, grabbed my cock through it and started jerking off, i tried to be stealthy but it was way too obvious. I started looking at her , she immediately got up and straight up just shouted "Help" in this semi-shouting voice, my other mistake was not getting off teh bus immediately and running away. Pretty much everyone was looking at this point, but i followed her, stood nearher and told her shes beautiful, and if i could have any social media of hers. She sidestepped away from me and shouted help again, by this point i stopped and started panicking, i still had my hand in my pocket throughout teh entire thing, and it was obvious i was trying to subtly jerk off. there were multiple guys bigger than me and one of them just said out "what are u doing". couldnt even speak, just started pressing teh stop button, i saw ppl getting out of their seats moving towards me and my heart was in my effing stomach, i started shouting but i could barely speak i was so petrified, ppl were out of their seats and looking at me, we were like a whole 40 seconds away from teh next stop, and i just tried to keep shouting, barely could, but i started speaking saying " i didnt do anything", quite a few ppl were confused, some looked angry, teh girl was just standing there petrified, then she turned around and said to some woman "he was touching himself", felt my heart somehow drop for a second time, at this point i unironically started crying, i just kept saying "i didnt". some woman shouted out "effing vile", at this point we reached a stop, immediately got out teh bus and just started running, i think i ran over a mile, not even in teh direction of my house, in teh end i was quite a way away, i walked teh entire thing back and never told ne1, its been eating at me for 2 years now and i still cry about it, i just had to post it here, it needs to go someway or teh other.

what do i even do

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You have to smash your head in with a hammer retard

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physically or emotionally or both

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Watch this
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>>16833745
I HAVE NO WIFE
>>16833747
I DONT CARE, FIX THE HOLE IN MY HEART

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>>16833749
THE ISSUE IS MY HEART, NOT MY HEAD
>>16833752
EMOSHUNALLY

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>>16833753
BEING FAT ONLY MAKES YOU FEEL WORSE

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i'm not a surgeon

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>>16833767
How about this

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>>16833768
WHAT CAN YOU DO THEN
>>16833772
NOT FIXING MY HEART

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>>16833781
send positive vibes and virtual hugs!!

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idk how sorry but i like to watch my poo flush down the toilet and that makes me laugh πŸ˜ŽπŸŽ‰

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>>16833789
MY HEART STILL HURTS
>>16833796
MADE ME SMILE, BUT MY HEARTTTT
>>16833802
POOP IS FUNNY, BUT IT DOESNT FIX MY HEART

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>>16833817
MY HEART

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>>16833814
maybe u got a heart problem so u have to go to a mental doctor πŸ€”

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>>16833831
I HAVE BEEN

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>>16833840
do u know reason why ur heart hurts that could help πŸ’―πŸ‘

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>>16833843
I need a cute girl to cuddle

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>>16833856
ok the find oen to hugπŸ˜„πŸ€—

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>>16833865
who. what. when. where. how.
please provide extremely detailed step by step instructions, with failovers and alternate plans. estimates of success and difficulty rating for different options. being cute is a hardline constraint

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>>16833877
u can ask a chatgpt because i lazy πŸ‘πŸ’€

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>>16833885
NIGGA CHATGPT AINT FINNA DO SHIT BRUH I KNOW U SMARTER THAN BITCH ASS CPU

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>>16833897
i dont want to a share how πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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>>16833918
PLEASE. MY HEART>

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>>16833935
u have to do the final step on ur own because it will be like a sigma πŸ·πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ aura

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>>16833941
NO PLS BRO I NEED YOUR GUIDANCE

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>>16833942
no goodby i have to to to sleep my bedtime πŸ˜΄πŸ›Œ

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>>16833945
no ples. i need this. plesae speed i need this



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