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>be me
>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a copy of Kerbal Space Program
<"Whata is that, gavone?" says the Gamestop employee
>see his curly hair and olive skin and notice his thick italian-american accent (we are in New Jersey right now)
>understand that the Gamestop employee is SHITALIAN
>chorizo slowly drips from my pockets
>oh fuck not again
>mi face gets red and i get brappier
>"Please give me a copy of Kerbal Space Program right now gringo."
<"Aduzipazz, I don't know whata that is! Whata platform is it on?"
>struggling to contain my anger and hatred that I have against obsessed Shitalians
>clench asscheeks together to hold in my BRAPNVKE
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"o-o-oobsessed…. BRIM….st-st-stooone…."
>suddenly i get a random surge of energy just like my DBZ gemmies and turn super saiyan "SHITAAAAAAAAAAAALALALALIAN o ALGOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
<"Are ya okay fratu?" the employee says worryingly as he notices me transform
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propell forwards at 30mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
<he's holding onto me for dear life
>all the while molé is flowing out of my ass like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "OBSESSED GRINGO SHITALIANS!!! US MEXIARYANS ARE WHITE O ALGO. OBSESSED BRIMMMSTOOONEEEE *BRAAAAAAPPP*"
<Gamestop employee is covered in shit and tamales
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
<he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 100mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the guacamole and shit in my pocket intertwine and fall down to earth in glorious brappy green and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>birria and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>10 miles upwards now
<Gamestop employee has died from a lack of oxygen, his body falls down below and is shredded by the force of my unstoppable shit
>as I start to near the stratosphere I shout one last time "OBSESSED SHITALIANS!!!! US MEXIARYANS ARE THE MOTHERLAND OF THE ARYAN RACE. O ALGOOooo-" and make all my white mexican ancestors proud by being the first mexican to go to space (just like muh Kerbal Spyware Program)

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Gemerald o algo

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coal

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gem

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MEXIARYANS WON

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Shitoko gem
No arrow because mi looks like dis holmes

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>>16816961
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
Argentinian's obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never visit the sharty again.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.
You nigger.
You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the Baltimore of South America.
Go fuck yourself and go hang yourself, its the best you can hope for in life. My pubic hair (which has white DNA) is worth more than a 1000 Argentine pesos. Troon out and sell your body. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.
Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

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