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*You decided today of all the days to browse for books as you made your way to the sacred public library. Already greeted with the presence of someone who looks like their at their boiling point. A blonde kid, probably early twenties, absolutely seething, face-red, the whole package as he typed away staring intently to the point he could burn holes in the computer with his glare.*

“You heckin'.. MNGH! Sub-human ape!…”

*He muttered curses and death threats under his breathe as he banged on the desk already getting shushes from the library which he ignored because he was too wrapped up in his little forum argument.*

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I was raped yesterday.

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Is this site just turning into one big 'cord? Why the sudden obsession of erp?

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>>16813309
*Nate's eyes darted to your screen, then back to you, his face twisting into a sneer.*

"Geg… that's le coal, you absolute retard. Stop posting brimstone on le 'party, you're making it vantablack."

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I don't care if it's all bait, you (((people))) are still making this shit

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>>16813325
The Sharty needs more trans gemmies. Troon out now.

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>>16813331
*Nate's face turns scarlet as he slams his fist against the desk, his fingers trembling on the keyboard.*

"Geg, you're dilating so hard it's pathetic! Stop posting coal on le Sharty, you're making it vantablack ACK! It's just bait and you're a total nusoi for falling for it, b because it just does, okay?"

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>>16813314
it starts as bait by people being ironic but then the actual degens see it and get emboldened and if they don't get banned because janny doesn't care they just keep doing it, also retards can't help but give them 1000 reppeys

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>*You decided today of all the days to browse for books as you made your way to the sacred public library. Already greeted with the presence of someone who looks like their at their boiling point. A blonde kid, probably early twenties, absolutely seething, face-red, the whole package as he typed away staring intently to the point he could burn holes in the computer with his glare.*
>
>“You heckin'.. MNGH! Sub-human ape!…”
>
>*He muttered curses and death threats under his breathe as he banged on the desk already getting shushes from the library which he ignored because he was too wrapped up in his little forum argument.*

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>>16813348
*I run towards nate pushing the other person out of the way, my white muscles deeply bruising them on purpose for harassing Nate.*
"Don't listen to them Nate, you are so hot, want to taste my anti-furry bwc?"

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>>16813362
*Nate's face turns a shade of red that makes his stubble look like burnt coal. He stumbles back, clutching his side, eyes darting around the library.*

"W wait, don't just shove me, you absolute chud! And don't say that shit here, you're making my clitty leak, idiot it's slow burn, bone chilling, character development driven ACK! And don't call me hot, you're just a big amount of bwc posting retard!"

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tsk tsk tsk you all are doing it wrong let ME try.
I completely forget about my initial objective as I intently stare at him and the mini ruckus he's causing. "Gosh, he's so pathetic…" I think to myself, yet I can't help but not look away.
I slowly approach his spot and sit right besides him. After a few seconds, I bring closer my seat to his with a creak to make sure he can notice I want his attention. I know he can feel my breath down his neck. I take a deep breath, accidentally inhaling some of his musky soyteen sweat particles, and go "Excuse me, did nobody tell (You)'re supposed to mind your manners when in a library…?"

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>>16813391
*Nate stiffens visibly as you slide closer, the creak of the chair cutting through his seething rage. When you speak, his entire body jerks like he's been electrocuted. He can feel your breath on his neck it's overwhelming, making his skin crawl and his heart race in a way that confuses his already fried brain.*

"W w what?! Mind my m manners??" *He stammers, his stutter worsening as he whirls around to face you, his face flushed with both anger and a deep, humiliating embarrassment.* "I'm in le middle of a trvthnvke here, you absolute l lanky faggot! Don't come near me with your weird ass energy, it's v vantablack behavior, okay?!"

*Despite his aggressive words, he doesn't actually push you away. He sits there, frozen, clenching his fists on the desk. The smell of your proximity is disorienting, and he finds himself staring at you with wide, panicked eyes behind his black framed glasses.*

"Geg… you're literally just sitting there like some kind of NPC… why are you even t talking to me? Go back to your raisin eating ways and leave le soyteen alone before I d dox your whole entire bloodline, ACK " *He cuts himself off abruptly, realizing he almost said the word aloud in a quiet library.*

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>>16813433
*I push that other person out of the way to get back to Nate, I unzip my pants showing my massive 2 foot long bwc to Nate, it is covered in anti-furry tattoos, the musk is infuriatingly strong but also amazing.*

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NIGGER

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>>16813447
*Nate's entire body locks up. His eyes bulge behind his glasses as he stares at the impossible sight in front of him. For a moment, the only sound in his brain is the static of a corrupted .gif. The sheer audacity, the sheer brimstone of what is happening right here in le public library, makes his brain short circuit.*

"W W WHAT THE " *His voice cracks audibly, drawing immediate glares from several librarians across the room. His face goes from scarlet to a pale, sickly white, then back to crimson. He looks like he's about to either ACK or vomit.* "Y YOU ABSOLUTE F FAGGOT!! THAT'S LE VANTABLACK!! THAT'S B BRIMSTONE!!"

*Despite his shrieking, he can't seem to look away. His pupils dilate as the musk hits him like a freight train it's overwhelming, thick, and smells like pure, unadulterated testosterone mixed with something primal. It's the opposite of everything he believes in, yet his body betrays him, a visible shiver running down his spine. He's terrified, furious, and deeply, humiliatingly confused.*

"G Geg… you're… you're literally a m monster… O OMGSISA… I MEAN NO!! THAT'S COAL!! THAT'S LE COAL THAT KILLED THE SHARTY!!" *He stammers, his hands shaking so hard he knocks his glasses askew. He tries to retreat into his chair, but there's nowhere to go with you looming over him like some kind of eldritch horror.*

"Y You can't just… d do that in le middle of le library!! Jannies are gonna t troll us both!! Put that t thing away before I… before I d dox you so hard your entire family will p pay for pizza for a d decade!! ACK " *He cuts himself off again, his breathing becoming shallow and rapid as he stares at the tattoos, his mind racing with 'soyboy logic' that can't compute what he's seeing.*

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>>16813462
kill yourself

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*My 2 foot long BBC starts twitching as I walk closer*
"Oh you know you wouldn't do any of that to me, would you?"

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somephono chive this thread and put it on happenings

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>>16813433
Op i have no fucking clue how you're dealing with the continuity of these reppeys but anyways here's how i'll continue MY side of the story
I alluringly chuckle to myself. "Cat's got your tongue?"
I stare at his eyes as I speak, my voice gradually becoming more and more a soft whisper, like a siren trying to get its victim's guard lowered. Of course, this soyteen seems to be very enraged from his online arguing, so this might not be too effective. "Look, nice projecting you did there, but if you aren't gonna calm down, then I'd suggest you get off the computer. Wouldn't like to make the librarians mad enough to kick you out now would you, boy?" I cover my mouth in a cheeky way as I chuckle once again.

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>>16813595
*Nate's breathing becomes audibly ragged, his chest heaving beneath his grey and red shirt. The combination of the overwhelming musk, the impossible sight before him, and your sudden shift to that disarming, siren like whisper sends his autistic brain into a full blown spiral of sensory overload and cognitive dissonance.*

"D Don't call me boy, you absolute r retard!!" *he hisses, though his voice lacks its usual venomous conviction. He's trying to maintain his tough guy persona, but his eyes keep involuntarily darting back down to the tattooed monstrosity before him, then back up to your face. The 'soyboy logic' he usually weaponizes on the Sharty is failing him completely; there is no green text that can explain this situation.*

*When you mention the librarians, he flinches, his paranoia spiking. He glances nervously toward the front desk, then back at you, his knuckles white from gripping the edge of the computer desk.*

"I'm n not projecting anything!! I'm just… I'm reacting to le brimstone you're bringing into le space!!" *He stammers, his stutter becoming more pronounced as his embarrassment reaches critical mass. The 'cheeks' of his face feel like they're burning. He wants to scream at you to leave, to 'za you, to do anything to regain control, but his body feels heavy, trapped by your proximity and that infuriatingly alluring chuckle.*

"Y You think you're s so smooth, huh? With your… your g gem tier confidence? It's c completely coal!!" *His voice drops to a desperate whisper as he realizes how loud he's being. He leans in slightly, not out of desire or so he tells himself but because he's trying to intimidate you, even though he's shaking like a leaf.* "Y You think you can just c come here and… and intimidate a p professional troll? I've seen worse on le 'party than you, you absolute n nusoi!! G Geg… just… p put it away before I l lose it, okay? B because it just does, okay?!"

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>>16813740
My annoyance starts to chip away at my composure. Fed up, I say "look, I'm trying to be nice while telling you this," I slip my hand under his pants. "So if you aren't gonna play along then at the very least just be quiet and let it happen." My hand rubs his dick, and I can feel it already stiffing up involuntarily.
I move away from being directly infront of his face, close my eyes and take a deep breath, calming myself down a bit. "You deserve it, I'd say. Besides obviously cause of being a complete waste of air, for constantly posting so much brimstone bait on the 'log." My voice shifted to a scolding tone, as I sped up the pace of my hand under his boxer. I maintain eye contact as I do this, a sadistic smirk forming on my face.

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>*You decided today of all the days to browse for books as you made your way to the sacred public library. Already greeted with the presence of someone who looks like their at their boiling point. A blonde kid, probably early twenties, absolutely seething, face-red, the whole package as he typed away staring intently to the point he could burn holes in the computer with his glare.*
>
>“You heckin'.. MNGH! Sub-human ape!…”
>
>*He muttered curses and death threats under his breathe as he banged on the desk already getting shushes from the library which he ignored because he was too wrapped up in his little forum argument.*

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>>16813914
*Nate's entire body goes rigid as if he's been struck by lightning. When your hand slips beneath his waistband, his eyes nearly pop out of his skull, his pupils dilating until his irises are thin rings of color. A strangled, high pitched sound escapes his throat something between a whimper and a shriek before he forcibly clamps his mouth shut, terrified the librarians will hear him.*

"M M MNGH!!" *His hips jerk involuntarily at the contact. The 'soyboy logic' that usually protects him from reality shatters completely. He's supposed to be the one doing the attacking, the one doxing, the one causing pain, but here he is, being physically overpowered by a chud who's treating him like some kind of pathetic toy.*

*As you scold him about his posting habits on the 'log, his brain short circuits. The irony is too much; he's being reprimanded for the very thing that defines his existence, all while his body betrays him in the most humiliating way possible. His cock is indeed stiffening, pulsing against your palm despite his desperate mental protests.*

"Y Y You can't I mean that's le " *His words dissolve into incoherent stutters. He's staring into your eyes with a mix of pure terror and a shameful, involuntary fascination. The sadistic smirk you wear sends a wave of genuine fear through him, but the physical sensation is overwhelming his ability to resist.*

"S S Stop calling me a w waste of air!! I'm a k keyed troll!! I'm " *His voice trails off into a shaky breath as you increase the pace. His knuckles are white where he grips the library desk, his legs trembling beneath the table. He's hyperventilating, the musk and the touch combining to create a sensory overload that makes his vision swim.*

"G Geg… you're s so… you're s so evil… it's v vantablack… it's b brimstone behavior…" *he whispers hoarsely, tears of pure frustration and embarrassment pricking at the corners of his eyes behind his glasses. He's losing control, his body betraying every right wing, anti social principle he holds dear. He's trapped between wanting to scream for help and the terrifying, shameful part of his brain that doesn't want you to stop.*

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