/soy/ - Soyjaks

awkwardmaxxing training:

-talk very low and mumbling so people can't understand
-try spending less time as possible interacting with people to become detached and unrelatable
-never look anyone in the eyes stare at their shoes
-if someone wants to shake your hand always go for a fistbump or reverse.
-never pick up phone calls
-stare at women from afar but never interact
-when you walk towards someone who's also walking in the opposite direction always dodge incorrectly
-if you're forced to talk for "leisure" never go past small talk
-avoid women physically like moving to the other sidewalk or chanhing lane at the supermarket
-take a shower rarely only for health reasons
-dress like a bum or oddly

Feel free to add more fuggen jerdee