/soy/ - Soyjaks

starve yourself for a week only drinking water

open mouth above bowl of chicken broth

wait for worm to crawl out in search of food

they sell horse ivermectin at tractor supply. you WILL buy it, and you WILL dose it with the weight lock thing. if you do not dose it properly you WILL go blind for a day like a retard but ivermectin isn't fatal even in high doses so you should be fine
alternatively, you WILL buy the albendazole liquid supplement for sheep and pigs, and you WILL drink a tiny bit once a month
you vill NOT have pinworms and tapeworms and you VILL be happy, the corporation state intentionally prefers if you have parasites because it means you eat more sugar and have brain fog

>>16798966
will do dis ty
is there a wiki page for this too

>>16798989
thank you

how do you even get parasites? by eating raw meat like a retard?

>>16798998
you dont get parasites from raw meats if you eat shit like raw cheese beforehand

Test

pills

>>16799010
Marge? Raw cheese has no antioxidants

They sell tranq in the streets of philly

Eat deworming pills.
It's that simple.
Ask your doctor for more informations.

>>16798989
after reading this im doubtful
how do so many people have "parasites"
how do so many shit ropes and ropes of worms?

Get a surgery don't be a pussy.
They will cut your intenstines open and get the turkmaggots out once and forever.

>>16799067
10% of americans have pinworms
5% of americans have toxocariasis
the true number of how many people have parasites is unknowable because parasites are generally asymptomatic
the only way to know you don't have parasites is to deworm regularly
i think rope worms are BS though, all the medical research shows its shed intestinal lining and not an actual undiscovered class of parasite.

I'm not the OP but after reading the wiki article I'm trying to do research on binders but the wiki doesn't say anything about which binders to use, has anyone else here tried binders and does it actually work on parasites? If so which ones

>>16799141
Even if you dont have parasites cleaning yourself of toxins is good I suppose
What about the liver doe?

I tried deworming but I'm still a black cock addict what do I do