/soy/ - Soyjaks

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i am Citation, the former owner of this website, from timeline 1.968316, I am transmitting this message 5 years into the past. The next owner of this website will be a man named "Note", who bought the website for a large sum. I needed to support my family and he seemed to care for the website i am sorry I DID NOT KNOW I DIDNT. Note is admin 6 Note is admin 6 his takeover will mark a chain of events that will lead to the end of not just the the party, but the world.

STAGE 1: Pedophilia

Note bought the sharty and allowed ironic pedophilia after explicitly promising me that he would keep to all the rules. giggers were allowed to quote pedos, lolicon then got allowed, this eventually escalated into actual 'orn (our timeline's nickname for child pornography) being posted.

STAGE 2: Poopson

Poopson got delayed in both your timeline and ours, but Note will create him. He is the creator of poopson in all timelines, I was too foolish and did not know I AM SORRY. Poopson is an entity that that is conscious and knowing of all timelines, because we angered him by delaying him. Note does not know this but poopson has chosen him as a deliverer because of his extreme degeneracy. Note will make poopson the dailyjak for the rest of time, poopson will be all over the site. for an april fools prank he made poopson the thumbnail of every post. this lead multiple people to quit the site or commit suicide but worse, it lead tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[22222222222222222]

STAGE 3: The culling

Note culled the former mod team, not in a figurative way. he sent what we call 'b to every staff member, 'b is a video of poopson with 'ore (a term we use for gore, AI generated and regular, this video was both) and 'orn overlayed. Most of the mod team killed themselves after seeing it.

STAGE 4: Political upheaval

This site will lead to such political controversy that it will be taken down forever and those on it will be taken into CIA custody. The ending of this site's story in all timelines is that Donald Trump will mention this site directly in his next state of the union and will mention poopson by name, when this happens, it will be too late. Poopson is an entity that gets stronger the more people will know about him. After Trump says this, he will be able to control the political class as he was able to control Note.

STAGE 5: [R]
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access denied i am cob here

schizorald

>>16797159
so we just have to dox note before xhe can become admin, ez

is this real bro im scared 😨😨😢😢

is this real

Quote you nigger, you're the one who mostly sarted paving the way to Admin 6 and poopson creation

Btw 0_0 wht about lobster dog guy so he never buyed the party ? ,

horrifying

Is note gonna be called the same in this timeline though

>>16797310
maybe lobster dog IS note

>>16797159
>poopson is sentient
are namerolls poopson

proof

>>16798269
he just provided it dude

isn't quote literally the 6th admin

>>16800137
If you count root then yea

>>16800157
how bout you suck on MY root nusoi fuggen jerdee

>>16800137
he is admin 5, next admin (Note) is gonna be 6

OYYYYYYYY

D:

niggers

>>16800137
no retard