/soy/ - Soyjaks

Metal sucks, its too loud and has too much yelling in it, noise =/= talent
Black metal sucks, its just metal for especially edgy faggots
Punk sucks, its like pop music for edgy faggots
Rock sucks, its just family friendly punk for boomers
Pop sucks, its corpo FoTM music normies will forget about next month
K-pop socks, its autotuned pop music for pooners somehow even more corporate
Hiphop sucks, its nursery rhymes for niggers
Rap sucks, its just hiphop for broke niggers who want to feel tuff
Trap sucks, its just rap for zesty niggers
Drill sucks, its just trap but with different name
Jazz sucks, its just bunch of niggers playing whatever
Blues sucks, its just jazz made by lethargic niggers
Country sucks, its just blues for boomers about some snca southern shitholes
Folk sucks, its just country for pig herders
Electronic music sucks, its annoying ADHD bing bing wahoo
Techno sucks, its electronic mosquito music for spergs
Vaporwave sucks, its electronic music for stoners
Retro sucks, its electronic music for nostalgic manchildren
Chiptune sucks, its just retro music for crossdressing manchildren
Breakcore sucks, its a sped up remix of the same stolen drum beat sample
Classic music sucks, its for obnoxious low iq mutts who want to feel smart
Parody music sucks, its for people who think changing lyrics is hilarious
Psychodelic music sucks, its a white noise for crackheads
Subgenre music sucks, not a soul will remember name of your hyperspecific flavor of garbage, they will call it the main genre