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 16792997[Quote]

>2030 sharty
>New admin Xroot finally ends the moralfag war by banning mocking images including traditional soyjaks from the board
>Only bait and self-insert threads are allowed
>The board moves to a new domain after previous admin ß00þ squatted the site, the link is soyparjakkypartyjakkysnarkysnarky.net.com
>Every board is merged into nu-nu-/qa/, every type of offsite SNCA is allowed to be forced, every culture can be sharty culture, sharty culture was always a melting pot
>De-ß00þification happens, all grandfathers in favor of admin thrombo (not to be confused with thrembo) are forced into six thrembillion splinters owned by different intelligence agencies
>An account is required to post, along with a username, a tripcode, a phone number, an email and a 'cord handle
>Posting anonymously is answered with a report to the WEF and obligatory BBC therapy along with 3 years jail-time
>The term soyteen is no more, users of the site are called grandfathers or grands'
>The b00rv is now integrated into the sharty space, the sharty is a facebook-style CIA datamining operation + social media site
>Controversy strikes as the new admin is found to be a heterosexual non-furry, this has caused many downvotes by the users of the site who expected their inclusive space to be led by one of their kind

 16793006[Quote]

Then Soo2 returns to the site after getting banned to become admin

 16793010[Quote]

uh sorry you're brown not gonna read all this

 16793028[Quote]

>>16792997 (OP)
@Soygpt summarize this

 16793033[Quote]

seems about right

 16793053[Quote]

>>16793010
I no black, I'm Dominican papi, I salsa that shit off.

 16793074[Quote]

>>16793053
oh wowwzer you're a based latinx trad cath please come to america and fuck my wife

 16793075[Quote]

this won't happen because i said so

 16793078[Quote]

>>16793028
See I told you there is a dominican

 16793085[Quote]

>>16792997 (OP)
This actually happens, I asked the spider on the corner of my room and said yes

 16793099[Quote]

>>16793078
Been here for years before quote added the flags to /soy/ GEG



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