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Im at the hospital and my nurse took me outside on the bench and then when I had to go back in she got me a sprite and graham crackers and a warm blanket with suspicious stains

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Did she molest you

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OP have sex with her

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OP here, im in the hospital because i got AIDS from all the sex i had with bbc

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OP you should strip naked and run around the hospital screaming nigger, you might get sent to a mental hospital instead, and ive heard that they are much more comfy

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>>16789674 (OP)
Hope you recover fellow 'teen

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OP you need to have sex with her.

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can i gigaquote xis…..

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>>16789695
nah thats kinda gay

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nice bro πŸ‘

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>>16789695
>having sex with el woman=gay

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>>16789674 (OP)
Do you want some tiki tiki phonk with that peanut butter?

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When I first got here I got out of the wheelchair and left the waiting room to go sit in the grass away from the waiting room and I was having arrythmias since yesterday until my blood pressure spiked this morning, my chest had been tight and I was about to faint and thought this was the stroke and the firefighters said my blood pressure was over 190 and such and I was wondering in the haze if the emt's taking me on the gurney was the last thing I'd see before I go to hell.
>Inb4 unc

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>>16789758
r u ok now

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>>16789758
considering you just had a medical emergency this question may sound weird but does that tube in you feel weird

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>>16789763
They gave me the usual "your X looks great, Y looks fine" rhetoric. Even the firefighters said my blood pressure was a *little* high lol shut up nigga.

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>>16789758
Fauchi ouchi

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>>16789758
Wait, is this the guy who posted their bpm at 190 too? Or i everyteen fucking dying

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>>16789781
It hurt with it sticking in your vein and the other nurse pulling the sticky thing on hair off slowly to remove it hurt worse, like just yank it off already lady
>>16789800
When they flushed the first batch of blood in the iv thing and tossed it in the hazards bin, I told her I thought it's funny to just take someone's lifeblood and throw it in the garbage and she made that :I wypipo face lol

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>>16789758
whatre all the bumps in your arm

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>>16789841
Fauchi activated the kill switch

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tell her you love her and want to fill her with your aryan sperm right fucking NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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>>16789916
They are doing Operation: TOTAL SOYTEEN DEATH this is just the beginning, more of us will die due to unknown medical reasons soon..

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>>16789994
Emm, Chuddy, do you seriously think they would do such a thing? Wait, what was that sound? Someone’s knocking on my door; I have to answer it

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>>16789994
They're just activating the covid vaccine

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>>16790044
NOOOOOO DONT ANSWER THE DOOOOR

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>>16790107
If you are looking for me… don't look in the house. It's too late. He is still inside. Please… don't call back. He can hear the ringing."[Loud, sudden distortion or heavy breathing, followed by a sharp beep]

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>>16790139
Ill rescue you saar even&doe i cant see shit,
<*SCARY SOUND*
MARGE WHAT WAS THAT SOUND…



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