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All of you guys complain about not having a job and being lonely. There is a simple solution to this: join the US military. As long as you are a good little goy you will be able to join.

>Where can I join?

Army: https://www.goarmy.com/learn.html
Air Force: https://www.airforce.com/how-to-join
Navy: https://www.navy.com/joining-the-navy
Marine Corps: https://www.marines.com/becoming-a-marine/overview.html

>What are the fitness requirements:

Army: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/army-fitness-requirements/army-basic-training-pft
Air Force: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/air-force-fitness-requirements/air-force-basic-military-training-fitness-test
Navy: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/navy-fitness-requirements/navy-basic-training-pft
Marine Corps: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/marine-corps-fitness-requirements/usmc-physical-fitness-test

You guys should join the fight that actually matters instead of just sitting at your computer all day with no purpose.

 â„–16788188[Quote]

Kill kikes. Behead kikes. Roundhouse kick a kike into the concrete. Slam dunk a kike baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a kikes food. Launch kikes into the sun. Stir fry kikes in a wok. Toss kikes into active volcanoes. Urinate into a kikes gas tank. Judo throw kikes into a wood chipper. Twist kikes heads off. Report kikes to the IRS. Karate chop kikes in half. Curb stomp pregnant black kikes. Trap kikes in quicksand. Crush kikes in the trash compactor. Liquefy kikes in a vat of acid. Eat kikes. Dissect kikes. Exterminate kikes in the gas chamber. Stomp kike skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate kikes in the oven. Lobotomize kikes. Mandatory abortions for kikes. Grind kike fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown kikes in fried chicken grease. Vaporize kikes with a ray gun. Kick old kikes down the stairs. Feed kikes to alligators. Slice kikes with a katana. Put a bomb in a kike's mouth. Throw knives at kikes. Inflate kikes until they pop. Send kikes into a blackhole. Castrate kikes. Feed kikes poisoned food. Force kikes to walk the plank. Push kikes into a pit. Kneel on a kike's neck. Curse kikes with a spell. Stuff kike babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten kikes with a tank. Pop a kike's car tire. Strike kike children with a ruler. Make kikes swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a kike's limbs. Airdrop kikes into Antarctica. Throw kikes off the boat. Pressurize kikes into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a kike's ass. Falcon-punch a kike in the face. Make kikes into fiction. Blow kikes heads off with grenade launchers. Blow kikes brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock kikes in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail kikes to a cross and stab them. Run over kikes with a tank feet-first. Crush kikes with a press. Attack kikes with acid. Boil kikes in a pan. Lock kikes inside a brazen bull. Burn kikes alive. Drag kikes across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on kikes. Quarter kikes. Impale kikes on a pike. Tenderize kikes with a mallet. Ionise kikes in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate kikes in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify kikes in a black hole. Curse kikes with the necronomicon. Trap kikes in purgatory. Bang a kikes testicles with a spiked bat. Throw kikes off a twelve story building. Freeze dry kikes in the vacuum of space. Fry kikes with power lines. Feed kikes ricin. Kneecap a kike with a twelve gauge. Re enslave kikes. Sell kikes organs on the black market. Run kikes over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw kikes into the grand canyon. Burn kikes with jet engine exhaust. Beat kikes to death with a tire iron. Cauterise a kikes asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice kikes to the sun god. Drop kikes out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed kikes to sharks. Load a kike into a cannon and shoot the kike at a concrete wall. Keel Haul kikes under a galleon. Disembowel kikes with a bayonet. Strap a kike to a cruise missile and launch it at a kike neighbourhood. Drop kikes into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter kikes. Lure kikes in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force a kike to learn calculus, then kill the kike anyway. Atomize kikes with a powerfist. Throw kikes into vats full of FEV virus. Choke kikes with barbed wire. Throw pianos at kikes from 40-story buildings. Throw kikes at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze kikes in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie kikes to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot kikes with syringe guns. Defecate on kike food stamps. Make kikes pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire kikes into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on kikes then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate kikes with depleted uranium. Launch a kike with a trebuchet. Send a kike exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use a kike as a crash test dummy. Tie kikes onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on a kike. Trample kikes. Bury kikes alive. Play bowling with kikes heads as pins. Grate kikes with a cheese grater. Get kikes stuck in an elevator. Spray a kikes toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot a kike directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage a kikes parachute. Sabotage a kikes bungee. Trap a kike under ice. Force a kike to work and support a family of 5. Force kikes into gladiatorial combat. Send kikes back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in a kikes room. Put kikes on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest a kikes organs. Waterboard kikes with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay kikes. Tie kikes to train tracks. Put laxatives in their koolaid. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on kikes. Gibbet kikes. Tie a lightning rod to a kikes head during a storm. Lure kikes into suicide pods. Bury kikes neck deep and surround them with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending kikes to it. Stir kikes into cement. Squeeze kikes through a chain link fence. Total kike death.

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kill yourself kike

 â„–16788235[Quote]

JOIN JOIN JOIN

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Why is xis neck so long?

 â„–16788247[Quote]

dying for isreal is aryan



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