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how do you even become fat? ive been eating like its the apocalypse because i want to become the next 'cado/leviathan and avoiding any exercise but im still the same average build i was before, how nigga?? how do they do it??????

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i fat but i wont tell u

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>wanting to be fat
i..

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Stay skinny

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>>16783920
i want to become the next 'cado or leviathan, those guys are legends nuswa

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just don’t do that nusoi
ruining your life for a few gegs from literal whos on the internet is a bad thing

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>>16783911 (OP)
get old, metabolism fall, do nothing all day, don't excercise, etc.

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this is peak form but some of you haven't realized yet

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You have to eat a lot of fast food and processed goyslop, eating a lot of regular food wont do much

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>>16783911 (OP)
metabolism rates probably effect it and the type of food you eat also does
>oh my FAUCI its heckin science approved!

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>>16783911 (OP)
There is a correlation between being fat and being retarded. Have you tried retardmaxxing?

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make sure to eat lots and lots and lots of carbs

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clearly youre doing it wrong, you need to eat so much that you feel extremely full constantly.

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>>16783949
you think i havent been only eating muttdonalds slop
>>16783954
im not very smart but i dont want to get an innjury trying to become stupider.

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>>16783954
Why would I purposely dumb down myself? The only reason i see to forcefully make my self dumber if theres an info hazard of some sort

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>>16783941
this is

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>>16783967
Eat a mcflurry everyday shit has so much calories

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>>16783971
now i wanna have 20 chins and give each of them faces and become this soyjak

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eat 20 niggers

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be a subhuman with shitty genes

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>>16783990
if you are what you eat, do i turn into one?

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>>16783968
Retarded niggas tend to also be fat niggas. So if you want to become fatter you need to be dumber

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>>16783993
you will become vantablack and become so massive that when you jump it creates a tunnel to niggerhell when you land

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Why?

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eating goyslop instead of smoking niggerweed or vaping nicotine or drinking aryan alcohol like a thin person

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Drink soda all day

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>>16783928
ice cream is probably the most calorie dense food short of drinking straight cooking oil, add 3-4x 32 oz shakes to your normal daily diet

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>>>16783990
>if you are what you eat, do i turn into one?

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the quesarito from taco bell was when i first noticed some slight weight gain when i was underweight my whole life

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>leviathan

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>wanting to become morbidly obese so the bald man with glasses website will laugh at you and turn you into their next clown
this is some fetish op just admit it

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milkshakes but use coconut oil instead of water

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>>16784123
erm…. instead of milk
i don't drink milkshakes o algo

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drink an entire carton of heavy cream daily



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